Barron

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About Me

Fanfiction Blog, TikTok, AO3

Ichabod Barron (he/him or they/them). 24 years old, Taurus. American, Missourian :(. INTP. Political Scientist and Sociologist.

This blog does not do ship hate, fandom hate, etc. it’s fiction, do whatever you want and don’t hurt people. I can’t stress that enough.

Current Fandoms:

Baldur’s Gate 3

Halsin, Gortash, Gale, Astarion, Clerics in general

Assassin’s Creed

Valhalla, Origins

DC Comics

Slade Wilson, Lex Luthor, Eobard Thawne

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If Robert just married Ned like he wanted to, we wouldn’t be in this situation.

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You say Renly was a Tyrell pawn like Loras wasn’t madly in love with him and literally mourned him until he died.

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Olenna Tyrell deserved to overthrow the Lannisters and have her gay grandchildren on the throne.

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It’s okay, Rickon, I remember that you exist. Don’t pay attention to all those Stark edits, you were just a baby and survived so much.

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Renly would’ve stormed that fucking place with Margery and punched Lancel in the face.

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Seasons 5 and 6 consisted of me glaring at an old man and remembering why I despise organized religion.

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Don’t speak to me, Tormund called Jon “little crow” again.

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An entire conversation between Tormund and Sandor was fairly gay but no one wants to talk about that.

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I do love that Sandor never fucks in the show, lets me think of him with an ace flag for a cape.

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Gotta cope with the fact that Tormund didn’t know the word dick until the same day he rode on a fucking dragon.

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“He didn’t force.”

Dude, he absolutely would force. He’s arguably the most forceful guy in the fandom, that’s why I’m reading about him. I’m not reading about this guy because I want a soft little marshmallow, I’m reading about him because he’d draw blood while he fucks just to use it for lube. Stop it.

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New fandom, Game of Thrones.

Bright side, love vast world building.

Down side, none of you label your reader’s gender.

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“Canon Eivor is female!”

“Eivor’s story works better as male!”

Eivor is trans. In modern terms, at least. That’s why some people call them a girl in dialogue, that’s why they’re known as ‘dottir’, that’s why the story is confusing for both genders.

The old Norse weren’t into gender as heavily as the modern western world is. Eivor was likely an ‘any pronouns’ kind of person, possibly intersex, that didn’t really care about their gender and just wanted to keep their people safe.

The Animus confused the DNA because it wasn’t programmed to read or understand the complexity of genderqueer individuals.

They say they’ll be able to tell what you were born as by your bones, but they couldn’t figure out exactly who Eivor was because gender and sex are more complicated than the 0s and 1s the Animus runs on.

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I fucking love Star Wars, but get Grogu out of my face. He’s like Stitch, he’s on everything now and I just want literally anything else on my merch.

[ciricearts]

update: they now live together

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Usually don’t like crossover ships, but they’re perfect together.

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Reading some HTTYD fics and… do you guys know what punctuation is?

Can I get a . or a , maybe even a ! or a ?