TheAkatsukiFoxCat

A fan blog for all things Akatsuki related (from the manga/anime series Naruto). Some General naruto things will be posted as well :)

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Akatsuku memeset #4

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the au where everyone is….SAO????? is in an mmo? in which kakashi is a level-capped assassin that kills people with fifty cent bodice ripper novels, sai is the creepy ranger who stalks sasuke just to mock his dick, sakura is the healer who has had it up to here with you fools, naruto is the tanker who is basically fuelled by noodles, and sasuke is the Angriest smol ball of magic in the history of ever

or the au where sasuke is the MOUTHIEST RANGED DPS WHO EVER PLAYED come the fuck on dead last GET THIS FUCKING AGGRO OFF ME 

 or…the au where sasuke still makes bad life decisions. what can possibly go wrong I mean sakura is lower-levelled and she’s just support right……………….

whispers sasuke no don’t why do you think sakura is a battle priest 

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tiny kickass ninjas 

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What do you think of the pairing Deikona? (To me they would look like a super cute pair) The Artist and the Angel; seems to have a good ring to it :)

Deidara has a total art boner for the origami lady that uses 600 billion paper bombs to attempt to kill Madara. Please. 

In a filler moment he made an explosive butterfly from his clay, so I like to think they bond over artistic things and Dei might have a bit of a crush on her. Sasori, Deidara and Konan are probably best friends and Konan enjoys spending time with both of them, until they start fighting about art, and she leaves. I always imagine them to have a dynamic like two art students trying to get teacher’s attention that they both have a crush on.

But I kind of headcannon all the members have a little crush on her in their own way. Like Even ones you wouldn’t expect… And it’s even hinted at to be a cannon thing from any Akatsuki member who’s had an interaction with her. Deidara never has in the anime, but we can infer a lot by judging how many of the Akatsuki members respect her.

Subject A: Sasori.

1. Called her a work of art and wanted to turn her body into a puppet. Which is how Sasori expresses beauty. (Half of the Akatsuki express they’re interest in eachother by going: “Hey I want to kill you….. *gets ass kicked* nevermind we cool and BFF now” )

2. Got his ass handed to him and fully respects her to join the Akatsuki. He didn’t seem that too pissed about it either.

3. In his body language, he examines her jutsu as a work of art and finds her an interesting subject.

Subject B: Kakuzu

For those unfamiliar with the recent filler, a bit of backstory.

1. Kakuzu has killed all his previous partners before, teaming up with Itachi and Konan on a mission to track a recent Ex Nin from Yugakure and eliminate him. (OH GEE I WONDER WHO) 

2. Kakuzu is a bit annoyed Konan is here. He just thinks she’s here to drive a wedge between him and Itachi so he won’t kill the guy. (Itachi is very sincere and Kakuzu mistakes Itachi’s genuine-ness for sarcasm. Hense why Itachi annoys him) 

3. Konan told Kakuzu that she was only here because she is a sensory ninja and the ONLY one in Akatsuki. She also says that the other Akatsuki weren’t cut out to be decoys.

4. Kakuzu expresses concern that Konan might be risked as a decoy. A decoy is usually something used to lure a prey out of hiding or a distraction. He expresses CONCERN that Konan could get hurt. (since they just found a sacrifice of Hidan’s and shows what he’s capable of) 

5. Konan does not object to Kakuzu wanting to fight Hidan, even though she was the first Akatsuki to come into contact with him. (They aren’t looking to recruit him, mind you. They’ve come to kill him) 

Subject C: Itachi.

1. Itachi was chosen for the same mission I mentioned earlier and he makes a frown when Konan suggests to be a decoy. They both don’t like that plan. Itachi expresses concern for her as well.

2. Itachi and Konan are both able to analyze Hidan’s abilities together, and the two seem on very good terms.

3. It’s very obvious Itachi is a character who’s need for love died a long time ago. But it is obvious from this look he has a sense of duty to protect Konan. And Itachi always protects those he cares about. *COUGHSASUKECOUGH* 

4. Both Itachi and Kakuzu let her go with her plan anyways. She’s the Lady boss and can take care of herself.

Subject D: Hidan

Probably the most interesting case. (not saying that cus shipping. I’ll contain my SQUEE-ness and speak from what I saw. like even if a tumblr user reads this and doesn’t know who I am.. uhhh look at my icon. I doubt it’ll change in the future…) 

1. Hidan is very adamant, not to join Akatsuki. He has Jashinism, his own law, his own agendas as long as he needs to kill he doesn’t need anyone else.

2. Konan approached him and Hidan tried to convert her, and talked about his religion to her. Although, a very brief summary. “You can kill with no consequences!” Konan said: “I see.” she didn’t berate or belittle his beliefs in anyway. So of course, Hidan wants to sacrifice her because he wants to sacrifice anyone who doesn’t join his religion.

3. After Hidan killed Kakuzu. (once) Itachi and Konan intervened. They never intended to ask Hidan to be a member of Akatsuki. But Konan was the one who stopped the fight and saw him as a benefit to them. She is the one that spoke to him, and offered him to join. Of course, Hidan refuses.

4. Hidan goes on to explain he has his own sets of rules and doesn’t want to be weighed down by any organization at all, and has his own goals in mind. Konan then told Hidan that the Akatsuki will help his goals come true. This peeks his curiosity. 

5. Konan further explains to Hidan of the Akatsuki’s goals and ambitions. Which are very simalar to his. Earlier Hidan made a dumb joke “You guys in a band or something” (For those wondering. Yes, this was a joke of Hidan’s. He was taunting them and not taking them as a serious threat. I’m sure he can tell they’re powerful shinobi and he mocks them)  then Konan tells Hidan after the fight: “We are a band of killers”  Hidan smiles to her… he appreciated her returning his joke, and then his face narrows. He actually considers her offer, because she was nice, respected his religion, spoke on his level, and Akatsuki’s goals to him sounded like they made sense

6. Boom. In next scene, Hidan joins Akatsuki because he thought Kakuzu not dying from his ritual was interesting, and that the cards Konan was lying on the table seemed promising. He understand and respected her goals and joined because Konan showed respect to him when Kakuzu didn’t. 

Subject E: Madara (yes I know I said MADARA and not Tobi or Obito.) 

1. First of all. This is Madara’s voice. She fought Madara. Madara’s will entered Obito when he died and has been possessing him ever sense. Everything the body does is a combination of Madara’s and Obito’s wills merged as one. The more dominant voice is the one who speaks. I remember @rcris123 had a detailed analysis about who the masked man is. But he is Madara here. 

2. I can’t find the specific screenshot because I have the incorrect subtitles. But Madara says to her: “Since you are a dear and former comrade I will tell you about myself” And it is not a subtitle error. In the Official licensed English dub he calls her “dear and former comrade.”  He calls her dear. Precious to him. So he reveals most of all his secrets to her before he puts her under genjutsu and she tells the location of Nagato’s body.

3. What can we infer from this? He saw her as a comrade. While Konan from the start has saw Madara as a worthless scum. Someone who hijacked what Akatsuki used to stand for and corrupted Nagato’s mind. The first time they meet she death glares him. And before this fight, she has been plotting his demise this day. She prepared an entire ocean of bombs to eliminate the guy. That takes a lot of dedication and work to destroy someone you truly hate.

4. Despite Madara knowing this. He still calls her a dear comrade. He respected her as a shinobi. AND THIS IS MADARA we are talking about. 

So from all these cannon interactions I think all the members respect her in their own unique ways. 

Konan is the lady boss of her own harem of manchildren. And I like to think All of the members Like or crush on her in their own way

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Some Naruto Sketches!

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welcome to sunagakure please do not enjoy your stay

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Style and expression practice with three out of context grumpy swordsmen!

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Draw the squad  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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“I’m sorry but I do not usually remember those who are not worth money”

“Lo siento pero yo no suelo recordar a los que no valen dinero”

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Draw the squad

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what do u mean this isn’t the way road to ninja went?

itachi: sasuke’s #1 fan (secretly)

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The disease that killed Itachi Uchiha

Back in August, I started seriously asking myself the question - what disease does Itachi have? When the internet couldn’t give me anything better than ‘advance-the-plot-itis,’ I decided to take matters into my own hands.  After months of intense research, I think it’s finally time to give Itachi Uchiha a REAL diagnosis… microscopic polyangiitis. In short, MPA is a rare form of systemic vasculitis. It is an auto-immune disorder, characterized by antineutrophil cytoplasmic antibodies attacking the small vessels, causing them to bleed as they become damaged and inflamed. It can have far-reaching consequences throughout different organ systems that, when compared to Itachi’s mysterious sickness, is nothing short of startling. The most visible symptom of Itachi’s illness is hemoptysis. 

  The hemoptysis is, more likely than not, a result of diffuse alveolar hemorrhage. This is a classic symptom of MPA when it presents with pulmonary manifestations. There is also shortness of breath, and coughing.

Unlike many other forms of vasculitis, such as wegener granulomatosis for example, the upper respiratory tract is usually spared. All the damage is deeper in the lungs. Itachi’s case is consistent with this. Other symptoms along the same vein can be seen during his final battle with Sasuke when Itachi grabs his shirt, reacting to what appears to be a heart attack.

Chest pain, myocardial infarction and other signs of cardiac failure are not uncommon effects of this disease, especially considering how it presented.  It is also no secret that by the time of his death, Itachi was nearly blind. This, we know, to be a direct result of the mangyeko sharingan. When the mangyeko is used, it clearly puts a tremendous amount of strain on the eye, and the nerves and blood vessels that surround it. Needless to say, it’s inflammatory in and of itself. But it is hasty to assume that Itachi’s eye problems are caused by the mangyeko alone.  Ocular involvement in MPA is uncommon, but can exist - usually in the form of retinal hemorrhage and scleritis. The bloodshot eyes Itachi sports in his final battle with Sasuke show these symptoms clearly. 

And given this, it’s no stretch to assume that MPA played a large role in accelerating the damage the mangyeko did to his eyes, hastening his vision loss.  Those are the only clues to Itachi’s symptoms given outright in canon. But we can extrapolate others from the way he conducts himself. 

  His low stamina as reported by the databook suggest constitutional symptoms of malaise and fatigue. The peculiar way he rests one hand in his cloak could be an attempt to alleviate painful sensations attributed to peripheral nervous system involvement manifesting as mononeuritis multiplex or myalgia, or simply to support a weakened limb. One could probably even argue his thin stature is evidence of weight loss. There are, of course, come classic manifestations of MPA that cannot be observed in Itachi. This, however, dos not mean that they can’t be rectified. One of the most common ways MPA manifests itself is with renal involvement. We have no evidence that Itachi’s kidneys have been damaged by disease. However, it is possible the damage is there, and simply did not produce outward, observable symptoms. At least half the cases of MPA also report skin involvement. This can range from small blisters to necrosis and gangrene. There are reports, however, of MPA only causing splinter hemorrhages, or small areas of bleeding under the nails. As the Akatsuki always wear nail polish, this would be completely unobservable. Long story short, the symptoms fit. In fact, they’re pretty much textbook. Next, we consider what we know about how the disease was managed. Madara describes Itachi’s disease to Sasuke in one panel. 

There, he reveals that Itachi took a variety of different medicines to keep himself alive. He could easily be describing the treatment of MPA, which requires a combination of different steroids and immunosuppressive agents. Because treating the disease requires suppressing his immune system, Itachi likely needed other drugs as well, including specific types of antibiotics and vitamins. Considering the high mortality rate of untreated microscopic polyanglitis, (a five-year survival rate of under 25%) this really did have the purpose of prolonging his life. Madara did not lie.  Lastly, we consider the prognosis.  The average age of onset is usually in the fifth decade of life, but cases around Itachi’s age have been reported in medical literature. The cause of the disease is currently unknown. It is seen as an auto-immune disorder, but because it doesn’t have a tendency to run in families, it’s not viewed as genetic. (Sasuke, after all, is still healthy.) However, it is theorized that there needs to be a trigger event, such as a disease or a major bout of inflammation that sets the production of antibodies into overdrive. This trigger could easily be the initial, or repeated, activation of the mangyeko sharingan, which as stated before, is clearly inflammatory in and of itself. The natural course of the disease fits cleanly into the time line of canon events as well. It is conceivable that, in the period of time following the chunin exam arc, he fell victim to the disease in full force. His whereabouts are unknown during the time-skip, where he likely managed to control it through medication, go into remission and then relapse again. That relapse would be the deciding factor in seeking out his final battle with Sasuke. The time between induced remission and relapse is usually around 2 years if it occurs, again fitting nicely with the chronology of the canon universe. And his death at Sasuke’s feet is thus, easily explained. 

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[jeauxker]

Yo solarselection, I found something neat.

[lloronista]

Itachi 7, 8,10, 15 please :3

7. Kissing headcanon He’s a very reserved person, and especially so when it comes to any sort of display of affection, so Itachi would probably prefer to kiss his partner in private. But in those private moments, I think he prefers kissing that’s slow and relaxed and even a bit playful with their tongues

8. Sex headcanon He doesn’t feel sex is a necessary part of a romantic relationship, but when he and his partner are feeling up for it, his number one concern is that he be in control of what they do. (Not always in a dominant way, but more because he dislikes not having a handle on situations)

10. Physical appearance headcanon Itachi doesn’t care very much about how he appears physically, but I feel like he does take some pride in the length of his hair

15. Singing headcanon Itachi actually has a very lovely singing voice, but he shies away from using it because he hates being in an entertainer-like role. The only person who can get Itachi to sing occasionally is Sasuke, who likes to pout and pressure him with “But Nii-san, you used to sing lullabies to me all the time!”

Send me a character and a number for headcanons 

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I was wondering if Hidan likes puns.

Yes.

There’s no doubt in my mind. He has a good sense of humor.

Now I imagine him making sadistically cruel puns while preforming his rituals.

“You think you’re so right… but you don’t have a LEG to stand on!” *stabs leg*

“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?!” *stabs tongue

“Or is your Heart not in it?” stabs heart.

“We’ve grown so distant fucker…Can’t you see, your tearing us apart!” *ripping flesh

Kakuzu: “STOP.”

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Latest Naruto filler- Ep445

I saw this and this shit is so cute man.

Like so cute.

Hidan is so unwanted by everyone in the Akatsuki and it makes me sad. he’s so reasonable and hates Deidara and everyone plays favorites with Deidara just cause he started the Akatsuki. (In this filler. AU-verse. Jirayha wrote this Au as fanfiction and it cracks me up.

Hidan is actually being a reasonable and mature one. And it’s so precious how he’s jealous of Deidara because he takes away all of Kakuzu-senpai’s attention. (Yeah I exagerate a bit, but just look at him)

Like Hidan is abused by everyone in this episode and it makes me so sad. Why is everyone so unnecessarily cruel to him when he hasn’t done anything (yet) Like Kakuzu slamming the door on his face was hardly necessary. Seriously, I’d be pissed off like Hidan too. Forever complains this guy, but as always his actions are always valid.

I really like the animation of Hidan on this filler. Cause it incorporates one of my favorite HCs. “Hidan talks with his hands.”

Also, this is what I want to happen desperately in the filler.

Hidan goes to Konan and casually is like: “hey, ya know, Deidara killed Yahiko right?”

Then all hell breaks lose

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