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Preferred pronouns: they/them In pretty much every fandom Constant trigger warning Asexual Panromantic

[marinarachael]

This is. so good.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Imitation Lobster

[milkgoat-deactivated20121119]

                                  no

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[shuseph]

[fmlsdaily]

Today, I’ve been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

do you agree

reblog if you agree

[jayce]

we all should’ve died in 2012

[boobearloveshisstyles]

A concept: we did die and this is Hell.

[ihaveawfulfriends]

All those sites were taken anyway… I checked.

[ihaveawfulfriends]

damn chris

[ihaveawfulfriends]

well sure, but

[ihaveawfulfriends]

I’ve got a proposition for him. A sexual proposition.

[ihaveawfulfriends]

This whole conversation is a wreck.

[ihaveawfulfriends]

i have no sun

[dennys]

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

Gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt gurt

[dennys]

How do you feel about belly buttons

fill em with jelly

[dennys]

my head hurts do you think pancakes will fix it

As a preventative measure, strap 10-15 pancakes on your head (specifically over each temple and at the base of the skull) before engaging in any activity that could cause head trauma.

[dennys]

All his young life, Jason was teased on the playground. The kids would inevitably ask, “So Jason, do you have an innie, or an outtie?” His face would turn bright red, his eyes would swell with tears, and he’d pull his shirt as far down as possible so they couldn’t lift it up on him, and he’d run away sobbing. It was torment. Until one day, years later, in high school, and after a bunch of Kyle XY episodes to help him get there, he decided enough was enough. Those same bullies still hung out together 10 years later, so Jason walked up to their little group at lunch time. One of them laughed and said, “If it isn’t little Jason No-Belly-Button. What’s the matter weirdo? Afraid of your stomach again?” Jason just stood their quietly. Then smiled. Then slowly pulled his shirt up to reveal the pancake goblin that protruded from his abdomen. The kids were mostly confused at first. But then the pancakes spoke: “No. But you should be,” and then began to maniacally laugh. They all ran as quick as they could, dropping their book bags and lunches, crying for years to come, haunted by the sight. Jason chuckled, pulled out a tiny bottle of syrup and fed his parasitic friend, and walked away satisfied. Revenge is a meal best served on the abs.