the ghost that annoys you👻

Tal | 18 | girl | Israel | slytherin | I solemnly swear that I am up to no good | multifandom & random shit |

[mzminola]

Nick Fury formed the Avengers because he wanted his adopted murderchild Natasha Romanoff to have more friends.

[beowulf22121]

That’s the most realistic thing I’ve ever heard about the MCU

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[paxbby-deactivated20180604]

*upbeat movie trailer music playing* macbeth was just your average every day war general, until one day, three wacky witches told him he was destined to be king. now he’s about to find out, that being king, isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be

[theannoyingghost]

Hazel: Jail's not fun, i'll tell you that.

Percy: You've been?

Hazel: Once, in Monopoly.

[theannoyingghost]

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

[theannoyingghost]

I haven't slept in 48 hours

Me: Time 4 sleep

Brain: This car is automatic

Me: No

Brain: It's systematic

Me: Please

Brain: It's HYYYYYYdromatic

Me: ... Why it's greased lightnin'

Brain: GREASED LIGHTNIN'

[commander-ledi]

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

[butterflypeaflowertea]

the holy trinity

never gonna give you up, take on me, africa

[theannoyingghost]

Character making first entrance: hello i'm an asshole

Me: liked subscribed and faved

[theannoyingghost]

Me, walking into the AP testing center: I am one with the force, the force is with me

[alskdadfkljakldf-deactivated201]

moodboard | the chronicles of narnia

If ever they remembered their life in this world it was as one remembers a dream.

[themotivationjournals]

Take risks. If you win you will be happy. If you lose you be wise.

Anonymous   (via wordsnquotes)

[virginiadre]

TDA + Main Characters

[recentgooglesearches]

will i ever have my shit together

[100493503004422]

me: I don’t have enough time me: *stares at the carpet for 5 straight minutes thinking about how I don’t have enough time*

[natashasromanof]