An Occurence Most Rare

I'm glad you stumbled by, stay a while, there's probs some shit here you'll like.

[taidal]

[colombianomarica]

Turning m*lk into shampagne, skinny legends only!

[saiasus]

Modern day Jesus Christ

[nokia-princess]

Wait why the fuck is champagne spelled with a sh

[theshitneyspears]

why was the word “milk” censored

[statsbritain-deactivated2021080]

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[stability]

[springsprites]

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[effington]

[wwpierce]

cubism art by me. Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/willustrating

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

[shimashimashippo]

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s more!

Bonus!! A fox!!

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[knifefightscene]

All titties are valid and if u think otherwise block me

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[gwendolynshepherds]

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

[neonperri]

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness. 

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

[trashmouse]

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

[xzombiexkittenx]

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

[alecvolturi]

Me, excitedly looking at any and everything reblogged from me: god please have tags

[eggdropsoupe-deactivated2016050]

[julieterbang]

[achromaticbibliophile]

We gazed upon the forbidden beans and were punished for it.

[machetelanding]