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#besteswithtestes, #dontyoutestthesebestes

[theartofbasique]

[theartofbasique]

#realcomment.

Real comment.

Usage: When the commentary is so accurate that it need not even be veiled under comedic shade-throwing because it alone stands by itself as the sad truth.

See Related: #butrlydoe #yassss #shade #noteanoshade #micdrop

Eg. [4/28/2015, 20:47]  What's happening in Baltimore right now is saddening and it fcuking drives me insane that the media is construing it just as a black people riot [4/28/2015, 20:48]  And I love how my white friends don't get it and all they can see is, 'so you're justifying rioting??'. Bitch don't downplay things and reduce them to black and (vs)  white [4/28/2015, 20:49] We're trying to have black and white and all colours. For the past hundreds of years it's been blacks being put down by whites. So yes, maybe rioting is necessary right now, but don't try to break it down to simple morals, right and wrong when white is right and you pit black as wrong. #realcomment

[entertainmentweekly]

Once again, Hunger Games actress Amandla Stenberg has proven herself wise beyond her 16 years by speaking out about the protests in Baltimore.

[transnormativwashere]

i hate cis gay white men so fucking much

[fumeblanc]

Leak his address

[postracialcomments-deactivated2]

Asap

[taylorzrealm]

Do it now

[kdigital-blog]

This guy needs an education real quick

[theartofbasique]

WOWWWWWW #dtl really now, you passed medical school? Please cease and desist at being an asshole.

[theartofbasique]

#rtb.

Read that bitch.

Usage: When someone goes on a verbal tirade of shade throwing that, ironically, illuminates all of the hidden truths; an act which lifts the veil to show the deeper issues at play.

See Related: #read #getit #yasss #yhy #shade

Eg. If I had my tablet, my phone, my computer, my laptop, and my smartwatch all charged, I still wouldn’t give this dude the time of day. Bitch, go to your window and peek outside and try to see the time, extrapolate that shit from the shadow and angle from the sun, cause I’m not tryna offer you none of my hourglass sand. You tryna get with this hourglass shape when you got a poland spring plastic bottle for a frame, puhlease. #rtb

[theartofbasique]

#lms.

Like my status.

Usage: Popularised with the advent of Twitter and Facebook in the year of 2012, this phrase was originally intended to poke fun at those who would solicit attention towards themselves, but now is express acknowledgement of a bffl who is catching up with your whereabouts.

See Related: #yhy

Eg. Oh I see you, going all over my Facebook giving me much love beau. Danka schon ;).

Of course. I’m always #lms, all day every day.

[theartofbasique]

#mba

Motherfucking bitch ass

Usage: A term for a individual who thinks he or she is god’s gift to mankind simply because they went to/have degrees from elite higher education institutions yet in reality all they do this talk and rely extensively on other people’s achievements and skills to accomplish tasks.

See Related: #lch 

Eg. Just because you have a degree from Harvard doesn’t mean you can come up here and talk shit. GTFO you  #mba 

[theartofbasique]

That awkward moment when your back looks like a retired arcade game from a Brooklyn pizza shop in the 80s. “...play a game of atari with my brotha, das very #classy.” Throw it back...into the water, please.

[theartofbasique]

#yhy

Yas honey yas.

Usage: An extreme form of #yassssss that goes above and beyond the normal limits of joy, used for when #bestestwithtestes wish to express their other-related joy. That is, this hashtag is reserved for one’s happiness upon hearing good news about a best friend’s accomplishments.

See Related: #yassss, #hchstatus, #wtt

Eg. You’re kidding me! You’re moving to Taipei for work? That’s incredible beau!!! I’m so happy for you! #yhy

[theartofbasique]

Omgah... what am I supposed to be looking at. Literally #dtm right now with that butterfly tattoo. And look at that “About Migs” description. #done I cannot. You go on with your bad self and genderbend.

[theartofbasique]

Baboy. Where do I begin. This dude lookin’ like he got attacked by a lion during bad sex, and instead of shouting for help he looked under his bed for Eminem. Bitch, you friends with the monster but you ain’t no Rihanna. Puh-lease. You gotta stop getting along with those voices inside of your head, cause no body wants your energy or your energy drink. #backtothefactory

[theartofbasique]

#rufs

R u fucking serious.

Usage: A phrase to express deep and utter incredulity upon the discovery of new information. Note that this superlative can be used with both positive and negative events.

See Related: #yassssss #yhy #erb  #gtfo

Eg. Tell me how my ex is trying to sneakily like my shit on fb like I was born yesterday, and now he’s gonna try and message me back out of the blue with “ I miss you”. Get the f* outta here. #rufs

[theartofbasique]

#bab

Basic ass bitch.

Usage: Pejorative term for an individual acting a fool, ‘doing the most’, or just being downright basic to their core personality. May be pluralised to indicate group of individuals exhibiting aforementioned qualities by adding an “-s” suffix. Point of Clarity: 'Basic’ here is being used in its original capacity of denigration, and not in the inversion of the reclaimed term 'Basique’. See Related: #dtm #bah #basique #hch #lch

Eg. Everyone is trying me right now talking about, “Omg. I just discovered this amazing new thing called frozen yogurt. I call it 'froyo’ cause I’m smart like that.” Bitch, you didn’t discover that. Stop trying to Columbus froyo you #laq. These #babs, I seriously cannot anymore.

[theartofbasique]

#dtl

Doing the least.

Usage: Description of a scenario in which the user is putting in below the minimum amount of effort in expectation of receiving the maximum amount of benefit/ill-gotten gains. See Related: #dtm

Eg. How you gonna message me on grindr when you don’t have a profile pic and then ask me to send you a dick pic? #dtl

[theartofbasique]

#tdw

Twerk don’t werk.

Usage: Validation of a scenario in which the beneficiary is successful in goal-related pursuits which are not contingent upon direct effort. See Related: #wtt #yassssss

Eg. There was a sandstorm here and the schools were shut down. 3 day weekends and day drinking here we come! #tdw

[theartofbasique]

Ba boy. Just because you a male don't mean I want your mail. Please return to sender.

[theartofbasique]

Ain't nobody wanna pay to see your show. Shit, you pay me and I still wouldn't wanna see what's behind the curtain.