Whatever I feel like

It's in the title

[theashtreegoat]

*aggressively tucks in my shirt*

[theashtreegoat]

it has been very long since my last post. quarantine is boring. thanks for watching. 

[theashtreegoat]

Tumblr

Everyone else: Yes here is my amazing work of art

Me: womrsmrwosmrwosmrworrswromswromswroswormsworms

[theashtreegoat]

hehehehehhe...

i have secret i will not tell hehehehe 

[theashtreegoat]

wow thanks tumblr

[theashtreegoat]

beef lasagna is just *chef's kiss

[greater-than-the-sword]

Had to bring this over from facebook. My super power is the ability to effortlessly project any picture in my head into paper.

[secretariatess]

Once it’s down, you won’t be able to fix any details you missed.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Okay but you have to tell us what your super power is

[secretariatess]

I’m still working on that.  I just thought of a great side effect, and wanted to put it down first.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

The superpower would be to able to learn any language to its entirety once I hear a word of it.

[friendly-spoodermin]

Side effect: the people who speak that tongue natively will NEVER be able to understand you, no matter what language you speak.

My super power: Natural skill for athleticism and can learn any martial art simply by watching it be performed.

[sleeb-or-be-sleeben]

Side effect: you become 10 times slower and 10 times weaker, causing you to work even harder just to match the strength of your enemy

My super power: being able to cure any natural ailment

[wandering-sooty-deactivated2023]

Side effect: you will show symptoms for whatever ailment you cure for the next 24 hours

My super power: wings

[manda-kat]

Side Effect: They are anatomically incorrect (although they look sick) and can't actually be used to properly fly.

Superpower: to see through any creatures eyes.

[egglygreg]

Side Effect: You're stuck looking through their eyes for at least an hour

Superpower: ability to shapeshift into any animal

[real-truth]

Side Effect: you loose your ability to communicate with people. You can only use sounds of that animal to communicate/cannot mimick human speech.

Superpower: can change the weight of any object

[glitchy-glitch]

Side effect: You gain the difference in weight.

Superpower: the ability to shapeshift my appearance at will.

[eddeha]

Side effect: Shapeshifting is apparently really loud, similar to the sound of popping bubble wrap. The more of yourself you change, the lounder/more popping goes off, easily drawing more attention to you than you might like.

Superpower: you can bring fictional characters to life

[theworsttrashofall]

Side effect: They hate you for taking them from their home

Superpower: The ability to materialize any kind of food I want at will whenever I want

[lego-in-my-foot]

side effect: it always tastes like three month old gogurt Superpower: do stunts in drag heels

[squirmles-are-happiness]

Side effect: your heels break at the end of the day so you must buy new ones all the time

Superpower: can make any inanimate object come to life.

[theashtreegoat]

Side effect: They subsequently try to kill you

Superpower: Ability to become invisible

[theashtreegoat]

WORMSWORMSWORMSWORMS

I’m getting some worm on a string!! what’s the plural for worm on a string? worms on a string? worm on a strings? worms on a strings? worms on strings? I think worms on strings is  the best

[theashtreegoat]

ah oui

ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui

[altamaranempire]

I made a ridiculous educational pamphlet on worm on a string keeping the other night, figured it was worth sharing! I based it on irl experiences with- The kind of colours of worm for sale online (and how common they seem to be), people modding their worms, the different ways companies construct them, and things like sealing the nose and tail tip to prevent fraying<3 

[theashtreegoat]

very useful! 

[theashtreegoat]

Sup

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