not ginger and rude

[Pesterchum] theatricalGodhead yo im dave and this is probably a blog or something if youre here for an autograph consult with my manager because he doesnt let me sign things without permission anymore all because of this one time i drew a lot of dicks on an autograph jfc dude they were just dicks and i drew them so well im not sure what was wrong with a little dick doodling with my name i mean i thought it was pretty awesome but i guess that sometimes he just doesnt understand the importance of drawing dicks on things and this is pretty distressing they were really awesome looking dicks too like you have no idea there arent even words for how awesome these dicks were i would have been really proud to own a copy of these dicks framed them and hung them over the fireplace

[theatricalgodhead]

i have so much shit to do but no motivation

[microsoftedgy69]

theatricalgodhead:

i mean i plan to tbh

Good. I’ll probably follow soon. We both know this flesh prison will be crashing sooner or later.

[theatricalgodhead]

flesh prisons will do that dont push it off for too long lack of sleep with fuck you up pretty bad

[microsoftedgy69]

theatricalgodhead:

come back and get some sleep gfrey is tearing shit up looking for you

You get some sleep.

[theatricalgodhead]

i mean i plan to tbh

[theatricalgodhead]

that was a lie the feathery asshole is actually playing in the sink idk why but that's not the point

[microsoftedgy69]

Sleep is a social construct.

[theatricalgodhead]

come back and get some sleep gfrey is tearing shit up looking for you

[microsoftedgy69]

theatricalgodhead:

those tags feel suspicious

Don’t worry about it!

[theatricalgodhead]

i mean idk its full out worrying here just more like mild concern

[microsoftedgy69]

Disclaimer. I don’t really count as a robot, but my whole family does.

[theatricalgodhead]

those tags feel suspicious

[theatricalgodhead]

im sure there is if not i mean i could probably pay someone to bring me one but even that feels like too much work so i am going to continue laying on the couch bemoaning my own existence while gfrey pecks at my hair

[theatricalgodhead]

i was up too late last night and now need coffee but i am out of coffee and this isnt an ok way to live

[microsoftedgy69]

theatricalgodhead replied to your post: theatricalgodhead replied to your post: …

what did i tell you about lying

I think you said it’s a good skill to have and there’s no shame in it as long as you can maintain a straight face.

And let me tell you, my face is as straight as a John Green novel.

[theatricalgodhead]

even when you slander me i am still proud of you

[theatricalgodhead]

never

[gulesgardener-archive]

theatricalgodhead:

youngest grandpa in history

i mean it could be worse you could be your own grandpa too

[theatricalgodhead]

I mean this wouldnt even be the most surprising thing that ever happened to me

[gulesgardener-archive]

theatricalgodhead:

i am too young to be anyones grandpa i am but the young ripe age of 27

even young and ripe youre forever going to be grandpa sorry

[theatricalgodhead]

youngest grandpa in history

[theatricalgodhead]

that sounds like a lot of work

[theatricalgodhead]

do you know how hard it is to type when your phone keeps trying to capitalize everything

[theatricalgodhead]

i never signed up for this the unsubscribe link isnt working

[theatricalgodhead]

also no