TBATIQ (Hiatus)

Hey there, I'm K (she/her)! I put up silly and incorrect quotes for the Batfam. Tracking: #batsandincorrectquotes

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When life gives you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail.

Jason Todd

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Kate: Let's do what one shepherd said to the other shepherd.

Dick: What?

Kate: Let's get the flock outta here.

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Duke: Surely you can't be serious.

Cass: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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Duke: Hey, this fat-free cake isn't bad!

Bruce: Duke, that's a sponge!

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School...

is kicking my butt again. I am forced to go into semi-hiatus (again:((( ) And also? 67 followers! THANKS GUYS!

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Tim: You know, in difficult moments like this, I often turn to a force greater than myself.

Duke: Religion?

Tim: Coffee.

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Steph: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away... (opens up Capri Sun)

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Roy: Why can't there be a magic potion that makes everyone happy, and have fun all the time?

*A few minutes later*

Roy and Jason: Who wants some alcohol?

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Girl: Excuse me, what's a nine-letter word for "Terrific?"

Jason: That's easy: "Jason Todd."

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Young Kate and Bruce

Kate: Oh my gosh, Bruce! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?

Bruce: Where? Where?

Kate: Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

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Kate: Steph, cause a distraction!

Steph:( throwing raisins around) Raisins, raisins, they used to be grapes!

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Woman Officer: You rank the women of the police force by their appearance?

Dick: Calm down, 12.

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Damian: (to officer) Not to worry, I have a permit.

Officer: It just says, "I can do what I want."

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Tim: Never expected to make it this far with you as a partner.

Steph: You know, you're not the first vigilante I've fought beside.

Tim: *dodges bullet narrowly* But probably the last.

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Jason: Allow me to present, Man Not Caring. *points to self*

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"I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer in to my eye and screamed "Perv!" "

-Tim Drake about Kate Kane

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