TheBearStoner

Everyday thoughts, musings, quips, and literally whatever else tickles my Bear fancy. 18+, cause I fucking love swearing.

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Saw this at a pet store and couldn't help but laugh. Crotch treat pocket.

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Great white shark

Taken at the Neptune Islands, Spencer Gulf, South Australia by Alastair Pollock

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BEAUTIFUL

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Your motivational bear of the day! Happy 4:20pm! Light one up and ponder how you can climb far beyond the limitations others set for you.

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Lol

just because you smoke weed in a forest doesn’t make you a hippy.

[funk-thefree-world]

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What if I told you...

That you can smoke weed everyday and not post pictures and videos of yourself smoking? Unless you've worked out some amazing smoking rig or smoke trick, NO ONE CARES. Nothing personal, but seeing video after video of people just taking simple hits? Shake things up. Smoking weed is smoking weed is smoking weed, guys. Same shit. Diff day. This Bear has had enough of these videos of people taking hits.

[youjustneedtoescape]

“Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are seeds, you can grow flowers or you can grow weeds”.

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#TRUTH

Every so often we neglect to weed our gardens. Never let anyone tell you that removing a weed, is selfish or mean. Do what you need to, to get your garden to flourish.

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Ariel has always been my Disney Princess that I love. Now that I’ve found a marijuana Ariel, my life is complete.

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http://youtu.be/e7N150l_AuY

Me, at work.

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More proof Bears support marijuana (In all seriousness, it's very sad that these bears were probably destroyed since they can't forage on their own.)

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I’ve got some bad news about bald eagles.

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Bald Eagles are hoarders. That’s comforting. It’s quite comforting to know the symbol of your nation, has a hoarding problem….

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This is life…

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That one time I had legitimately been crying but got sent to the dean’s office for being on drugs…my dog has just died, you heartless bastards….and yeah, I might’ve been a little high, but that’s beside the point.

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When you're new to tumblr

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I hope everyone had a safe Independence Day!