If it happened at all, it happened like that

Scatterbrain. Bi. She/Her. Certified Grown Up™. This is not a consistent blog. AO3: BeautifulSoup Runner of many sideblogs: @stedebonntits / @speakingskies

[parkchanwoohoo]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tokkibean]

reader: i love how (detail added on a whim) foreshadows (scene that isnt related) youre a GENIUS

me: yes. of course. i absolutely meant to do that.

[have-you-been-here]

A wedding you were not invited to, Anywhere

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[have-you-been-here]

Murano Street Student Village, Glasgow, Scotland

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[fidget-sinner]

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[doggosource]

[k-eke]

Do not fear.

[piccop]

[dinovelvet]

[penandinkprincess]

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

[queenofattolia]

insane that the only good colorists in the entire world are making gifsets for free on tumblr dot com instead of being heads of cinematography/color grading for tv shows and movie studios

[shiningoak]

Bro, did you seriously just conflate the narrative's message with the vehicle through which it is transmitted?

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything