If it happened at all, it happened like that

Scatterbrain. Bi. She/Her. Certified Grown Up™. This is not a consistent blog. AO3: BeautifulSoup Runner of many sideblogs: @stedebonntits / @speakingskies

[inhaletheswans]

"Lake Geneva with the Savoy Alps", Ferdinand Hodler, 1907-11. Oil on canvas. Städel Museum.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[byjove]

imagine it being 1963 and you turn on the radio one day and suddenly every song is about surfing. for some reason. I mean they rock but what the fuck.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[stevolteon]

8/10 also!

[wouldyourathervisit]

Would you rather visit: The Vet or A Nice Box (I am definitely a human, not a cat)

Would you rather visit

The Vet 🩺

A Nice Box 📦

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[miamaimania]

yes

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[tarragonthedragon]

its honestly bananas to me that so many on this website seem to assume that someone's tumblr output is an accurate reflection of their real life priorities and activism and all of their beliefs in order of how hard they believe them. like. idk about you guys but i'm reblogging things that i want to reblog not keeping a minute by minute record of my deepest held beliefs. for one thing my deepest held beliefs are mostly not about star wars

[darkcomedies]

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

[darkcomedies]

check this out

[darkcomedies]

hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.

[by-grace-of-god]

Le Figaro have a newly published photograph from inside Notre Dame shortly before the roof collapsed, as molten lead fell into the nave. (+)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[loveridden1999]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I like my women like I like my coffee:

in a plastic cup

COVERED IN BEES

Voting ended onJun 20

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[artkool]

the witch of the waste: ive been dismembering bodies and putting them back together to make the perfect man and he will be king once he has howls head

sophie: ok first of all, people are not jigsaw puzzles and second of all, howls head ? are you sure ?? what good would his head do ???

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

i do bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

is the law on our side if i say ay?

[firebreathingeli]

No

[mordication]

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[mordication]

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

[firebreathingeli]

No better

[mordication]

well, sir

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[mordication]

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

[shakespearean-corrector]

correct and beautiful