Incorrect Six Quotes

I write Incorrect Quotes for Six the Musical. And fanfiction. I write that too. AO3: TheBiggestBoLoser 🇬🇧•19•🏳️‍🌈

[thebiggestboloser]

TheBiggestBoLoser’s Masterplot:

DISCLAIMER: I am not striving for historical accuracy within the fics that I write for SIX the Musical. While I do draw inspiration from the real life stories of these women, these are functionally original characters with backstories based on the wives of H*nry VIII and not meant to reflect the real people, their pasts, and their personalities and beliefs. This is not RPF and not meant to be read as such.

Superhero AU:

A Shot in the Dark: Multichap, 2/32, 6676 words

Connected one-shot series:

[Premise that the Queens’ memories are reincarnated into six modern women, meaning they share names and memories with them but have their own personalities and relationships with each other]

1 - Five Minutes Peace: The Queens have a movie afternoon.

2 - The Rick-Royalling Stones: Anne discovers Bluetooth speakers and forces the Queens to listen to Rick Astley.

3 - Happy Birthday, Aragon: Catalina celebrates her 536th birthday with the Queens.

4 - Christmas Eve with the Queens: The Queens celebrate Christmas Eve by going to a German Christmas Market.

5 - The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year: The Queens celebrate Christmas and New Years together.

6 - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter: The Queens go food shopping. Chaos ensues.

7 - Anne and Kat’s Big Day Out: Feeling guilty about not spending enough time with her cousin as of late, Anne takes Kat on a mystery day out.

8 - Rick Up Your Ears: Anne Rick rolls again.

9 - The Championships: Anna and Kat get into the final of their netball tournament and don’t want the others to find out. They do, of course, and make it their mission to thoroughly embarrass them.

10 - I’ve got acres and acres: Catalina takes Anna, Kat, & Cathy to a country park and they are utterly feral.

11 - Jane and Anne’s Night Time shopping trip : What Jane and Anne get up to while the others are at the country park.

12 - The ‘Mum Friend’ : Jane goes out for a Spa day and leaves Cathy in charge of an ill and over dramatic Lina, and the chaos trio. It goes as well as you would expect.

13 - Gold Star for Cathy Parr : Caught up in a writing frenzy, Cathy misreads an important letter. Five months later her mistake catches up to her, and as day dissolves into chaos Anne is there to help her pick up the pieces.

14 - The Getaway (Multi-chap, 2/8) : The Queens go on vacation

🚧 ⚠️ More coming soon…

[thebiggestboloser]

Chapter 3 of A Shot in the Dark

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[everythingstarstuff]

[letsgoravendors]

Cathy: What are you, 5?

Anne: 5 feet taller than you!

Cathy:

Anne:

Anne: Please don’t hurt me.

[thebiggestboloser]

Catalina: I just don’t like them, Jane

Jane (very used to Catalina’s parrleyn rants by this point in life) : I know

Catalina: I mean they’ve been alive hundreds of years

Jane: that is true, yes

Catalina: so many movies and tv shows based on them but the stories they tell about them in those are so much different to what they actually are in real life

Jane: okay… how is this relevant to-

Catalina: everyone thinks they’re some kind of romantic creatures but really they’re just monsters

Jane: … uhh… I thought you and Cathy had a good-

Catalina: and god the bites! And the marks they leave

Jane: I… are you sure you really want to be talking about this-

Catalina: they’re just so ugly too

Jane: Lina?!

Catalina: even Kat watches videos of them

Jane: WHAT??

Catalina: yeah, I can’t believe it either. They’re so weird, I hate vampires.

Jane:

Jane: Oh thank god.

[thebiggestboloser]

*parrleyn looking up at the stars*

Anne: would you love me if I was the only girl in the world?

Cathy: if you were the only girl in the world then I’d be dead

Anne:

Anne: *deep sigh*

[thebiggestboloser]

So today marks the one year anniversary since the fabled day when I first discovered the six fanfiction archive and stumbled upon my fic idol @letsgoravendors … and then all this somehow happened. It also marks my first day at university which is a strange way of the world as my entire build up of that event was a year of me writing fanfiction and incorrect quotes about women from the 1500’s (though not actually them be- nevermind, I’m not getting into this again).

I’m going to be studying creative writing, and for the last year I’ve placed my book series completely on hold in favour of writing six fanfiction as a writing exercise in practice for uni, however, as it’s literally technically my only job for the next three years, I will be starting to put all my attention on my book series. I will still be writing six fanfictions - I have 18 of them planned and I don’t really want to just abandon them, though it is going to be slow sailing and you may very well of left the fandom in the time it takes for me to finally finish some of my works in progress. I know I’ve updated extremely few times lately, mainly as I’ve been just staring at the wall numb preparing for uni, however doing writing full time might actually work in my favour and you get more regular updates!

Anyway, happy one year of fanfiction (though it isn’t one year of MY fanfiction until December - fun fact, the five minutes peace fanfiction is the first ever fanfic I’ve written) so I guess I’ll see you for that!

[janepetras]

[romanovftedelgard-deactivated20]

It's 2022 and I'm reading Power Rangers (2017) fanfic of Kimberly and Trini... What has my life come to

[thebiggestboloser]

Cheers for 7000 my dudes, I promise I’m spending today and tomorrow writing so I can upload some more content for you all, sorry I’ve been lazy lately ✌️

[thebiggestboloser]

Cathy: shit, we need to get you on a bed quick

Anne: are you flirting with me?

Cathy: you’re literally bleeding out

Anne: right, of course

Cathy: yes

Anne:

Anne: are you though

[thebiggestboloser]

Thought to myself ‘Oh, might read through all my fan fictions like I usually do to inspire myself to write’… good luck to anyone starting off my series from the beginning lmao, I didn’t realise I’d gotten to SIX HOURS WORTH

[thebiggestboloser]

Cathy: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Catalina: Hmm, not sure really

Catalina: Anne, how tall are you?

[thebiggestboloser]

It’s been 5 years and I’m still seething with rage that we never got a power rangers 2017 sequel, that movie is and always will be my absolute everything

Just the representation, the diversity, the immaculate found family of it. Yeah, it was campy at times, but I would take that as a well done homage to the source material. It’s got grit and darker tones, it focuses on lesser explored issues for characters, such as having Zack as a young carer, having Billy be autistic and how well he is presented, having Trini struggling with her sexuality and the fact they removed the kiss between Jason and Kim as in doing so it made the movie so much more fluid - rather than being focused on the romance between the two of them we instead get to focus on the relationships between all of them, and fact that the group and having each other gives them all the support and stability they need. I would describe it as a coming of age film mixed with the breakfast club, with a 30 minute power rangers episode at the end, and it is fantastic.

If you haven’t watched this movie, please do, and then please take a visit to its AO3 archive because the fandom saw the potential that everyone else didn’t, and the fan fictions that they made from this film just wholly embody what is truly is and stands for make me love it even more.

I’m glad people are finally seeing how good of a movie this was but I wish that they had done so when it first came out. I’m devastated this movie never got it’s sequels that were planned. I love the cast, and the film (as you can see above). Part of me consoles myself by saying that the second movie probably definitely wouldn’t have had the headcanons the fandom made it into, but then again that was something we able to and had to do as we never got any more content. Introducing Tommy would have also thrown up the comfortable dynamics a bit, and to be honest I’m not really sure how I would have felt about a second movie as I love where we left off with the first so much, but a big part of me will always be sad that we never got any more from the characters (apart from a comic that introduces a GREAT concept of them being against more of a human threat of a task force rather than aliens, but was also just abandoned with everything else and also focused on Jason x Kimberly which I don’t want to think about so let’s say it’s not canon x)

[thebiggestboloser]

Oh too right, that doughnut scene was gay as fuck, they’re my otp through and through

[thebiggestboloser]

Anna: I would consider myself a feminist icon, you should write about me in your next book

Cathy: no? What have you done exactly?

Anna: Last week I convinced 7 men to buy me drinks at the bar, got a free meal in a pub because I winked at the owner, then I had a slow day on Saturday so I just pickpocketed some drunk guy

Anna: I’m killing the patriarchy one wallet at a time

Cathy: Jesus Christ

Anna: no need for that Cathy, we’re family

Anna: you can just call me Anna x

[letsgoravendors]

Cathy: If you step on a person's foot they open their mouth, just like a trash can.

Aragon: Hm.

Aragon: *stomps on Anne’s foot*

Anne: OW WHAT THE FUCK??!!?!!

Aragon: You’re right, that’s pretty funny.

[thebiggestboloser]

Anne: I’m not overprotective, I’m just like SUPER into property destruction

Anne: especially when something makes Kat sad

Anna: *Looking down at the shattered glass coffee table* righttt…