Gay bitch

[deactivatedsamayres1992-blog]

We’ve All Been Here...

[thebigmann]

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

[pbjfluff99-deactivated20161212]

[bonermakers]

This is adorable. Not to mention sexy.

[is-this-lit-deactivated20190816]

[bonermakers]

That is so insanely accurate :P

[honey-pot-deactivated20201128]

[bonermakers]

This is strangely accurate. Before I was ‘at peace’ with my sexuality, I used to say, “Well I can tell if a guy is attractive if I would be happy looking like him.” But deep down, I could tell if he was attractive if I wanted to rip his clothes of, lick his abs, and start working his cock.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[shamyforthewin-deactivated20150]

Preach!

[chasetheseed-deactivated2015010]

[bonermakers]

How we make sure the intern is the right fit for our company.

[trumpette0-deactivated20130701]

“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy” 

[literaturewank-deactivated20160]

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

[bushofire]

What is edging?

It’s when you take yourself or your partner to the verge of climax, and stop, allowing things to calm down a bit… and then repeat, again and again.. When you eventually cum it is incredibly intense :)

[transgenderpopstar]

[porydan]

[tumblinwithhotties]

[iwishihadafather]

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

[garconsparfait]

[bonermakers]

Show your patriotism by:

A) Wearing something proudly full of the stars and stripes

B) Taking a picture in it, particularly one that teases or reveals some of your body.

C) Keeping a photo like this on the screen when you cum.

So who’s proud to be an American?

[dutchster]

you know what would suck? being at a rave and trying to find your friend called molly

[more-of-a-book-girl]

Why would that suck?

[ironmanvevo]

protect this sweet child at all costs

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[wesley-gibbins-deactivated20141]

[onlycuteguys-deactivated2017021]

AND DEREK IS THE BIG SPOON WE KNOW IT <33333

[africant]

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.