Welcome to the No Tell Motel

Melissa | ♉ | Gryffindor | 24 | Ohio I make and sell hula hoops Jared and Misha winked at me and Osric touched my butt.Oh, Lord. Heaven knows, we belong way down below.

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We've got some giant mushrooms in our yard 🍄 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoW67vEA8Wg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zt7sj7ivpedl

[thebitchyangel]

WE CAUGHT A FOUL BALL!!!!!!!!!! #clevelandindians #theland #letsgoindians (at Progressive Field) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoDRJX-AE2F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aaw3in2w50r6

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F L O A T #aerialyoga #yoga #akron #canton #cleveland #ohio #aerial (at Barre Fly Canton)

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Happy #mcm to me! I'm so lucky to have this smart, funny, amazing person in my life.

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This is #JusticetheCoonhound 's most favorite activity to do. She loves going on bike rides and we wanted to make sure she got one today because it's her BIRTHDAY!! #dogsofinstagram #coonhoundsofinstagram

[thebitchyangel]

You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars 💑❤️💘

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I have no words. (at Nauti Vine Winery)

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Janis Joplin would have been 75 today 🎂🎉🎶

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Josh, Justice and I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas 🎩💚🎄♥🐕

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Things to work on: holding poses #aerial #aerialyoga #yoga #aerialhammock #aerialarts #circuseverydamnday #canton #ohio #akron #barrefly (at Barre Fly Canton)

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I listen to some weird books. #100booksinayear (at Akron-Summit County Public Library)

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Enjoying fall today at Maize Valley 🎈🍁🍂

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We finished the #SUMMITBREWPATH ! (at Wadsworth Brewing Company)

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Charles Manson's court drawings. (at The Library of Congress)

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Finally got my Camping/Eclipse photos together. These are some of my favorites. I'm so happy that Josh and I got to explore #wyoming !! #yellowstone #yellowstonenationalpark #nationalpark #grandtetons #grandtetonnp (at Fountain Paint Pot, Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming)

[thebitchyangel]

Went to Summer Dance last weekend. Hooped with my Phoenix and I even let Josh hoop too! #summerdance #summerdance2017 #ohio #lotus #phoenixhoop #hoopspam #hulahooping #hula #hoop #hulahoop #atomichulahoops #akron #canton #ohio #ohiohoopers #hoopersofinstagram #hoopersofohio #hoopeverydamnday #flow #flowarts #arts #flowart #scaredcircle #hooper #girlswhohoop #nelsonledges (at Nelson Ledges Quarry Park)

[thebitchyangel]

Law school dedication ceremony (at The University of Akron School of Law)