I'm A Mess

Timmy. 26. Utah.

[memeuplift]

[cannibalchicken]

i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

[justsomeguycore]

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

[justsomeguycore]

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

[justsomeguycore]

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

[moss-the-art-guy]

Gooooood morning everyone! And happy clown week!

[beemovieerotica]

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

[painlessnostalgia]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[himboatheart]

[autisticexpression]

Been a while since we had one of these.

[gingerswagfreckles]

Relevant again

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

[alarmingpenguin]

Oh, tumblr has a new "for you" page! I wonder what they've specially curated for me!

:/

[screenshotsofdespair]

[guiltyidealist]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week

[elnerdo19]

😂🥰🥹 @reddlogan20

[radiofreederry]

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified chicken post

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[andreablog2]

Honestly yes

[shitaginashi1]

[sandmandaddy69]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[gsirvitor]

[a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie]

WHAT

[aqueerkettleofish]

"Ma'am, you're using a company laptop. You're going to have to enter your password when you log in. No, we can't fix that. And even if we could, YOU WORK IN PAYROLL SO NO."

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

[destielsfavoritepony37]

My business is 100% legal and legitimate.

[thickness-protection-program]