HIM

[NOT CANON.LOL]

[thebossshortswars]

My intro on this app

i am HIM, your saviour, the boss, truly.

Am here to save you ALL from that youtube shorts Brainrot. So of course, am here, on this app. Truly anyways, that's all. Bye

OOC-

Set around s2, so for now he doesn't know about s3 yet!! ^_^

[thebossshortswars]

Have you even got any ounce of rest while you're OVERWORKING yourself for CloneVPN and your "world domination" or something plans..?

~ @judgewendyblog 🌹⚖️

...I have am just busy!

[judgewendy]

So that's rather a “No” huh..?

[thebossshortswars]

No- yknow what fine. Yes. It's a no. Happy?

[thebossshortswars]

Have you even got any ounce of rest while you're OVERWORKING yourself for CloneVPN and your "world domination" or something plans..?

~ @judgewendyblog 🌹⚖️

...I have am just busy!

[thebossshortswars]

”I’m not working for you.”

-@rusty-the-rusty-spotted-cat

you are, you have no choice actually

[rusty-the-rusty-spotted-cat]

”I’m not being part of what you’ve created!!!”

[thebossshortswars]

youu are!!

[thebossshortswars]

”I’m not working for you.”

-@rusty-the-rusty-spotted-cat

you are, you have no choice actually

[thebossshortswars]

hello..?- wait.. how are you still alive..?

~ @judgewendy

still alive? I've always been alive- wait who the FUCK are you.

[judgewendy]

“n-no- you died- am- am wendy- The Judge!- from the-the courtcase!..”

[thebossshortswars]

what courtcase ? And yeah right, i tooootally dieddd!

[judgewendy]

“The courtcase of your case!- you remember going to prison right??.. you.. remember actually anything right.? RIGHT?!..”

[thebossshortswars]

yeah ur insane.

[thebossshortswars]

hello..?- wait.. how are you still alive..?

~ @judgewendy

still alive? I've always been alive- wait who the FUCK are you.

[judgewendy]

“n-no- you died- am- am wendy- The Judge!- from the-the courtcase!..”

[thebossshortswars]

what courtcase ? And yeah right, i tooootally dieddd!

[thebossshortswars]

hello..?- wait.. how are you still alive..?

~ @judgewendy

still alive? I've always been alive- wait who the FUCK are you.

[thebossshortswars]

You got it, boss!

thanks

[thebossshortswars]

What do I do about Lachy??

.. idk.

..so can you tell the little police officer that's gonna come that I've been missing for hours??

[thebossshortswars]

i haven’t forgotten about the reaction wars. you are NOT him bro.

@pear-of-royalty

Actually, I AM.

[thebossshortswars]

bossman, are you able to do anything about this kid? lucky something..lachy. whatever. if you can do something, thatd be great.

xx, @wannabewebsite

not really, am trying but turns out he has to get other people too into this.

[thebossshortswars]

*there is a heavy thudding heard at the Boss' [x, because i don't remember where lol}*

Open up, you're under police investigation.

@ryders-realm

....

*nothing*

*this bitch probably has ran away..*

*...or in a roadtrip?..

[lucky-lachy]

Good day all! My name is Pericolo. But, you can call me Peri.

I’ll be looking after Lachlan for now. Just keeping him safe.

Also, @thebossshortswars, just know I’m watching.

I know what you got the clone to do. I’ve been cloned before, but of course, it didn’t work. I faked my death.

It was only like 23 years ago I did that too! Good luck finding us!

From Peri.

[thebossshortswars]

great!...

[lucky-lachy]

You’ll never find us in this abandoned facility! Haha! Oh wait.

[thebossshortswars]

..well that was STUPID.

whatever I'll send one of my clones over.

[lucky-lachy]

But what do you wanna do to Lachy? What is your intention?

[thebossshortswars]

getting him away from my company is nice.

[lucky-lachy]

THEN WHY WAS HE TIED UP??

[thebossshortswars]

...further distance.? Atleast make him sign a restraining order against me and my company or whatever.

[lucky-lachy]

No. Infact, he’s going to keep going after you until you get rid of your company and get a real job. That’s what he said.

[thebossshortswars]

...then am getting a restraining order it shows!

[lucky-lachy]

But you still won’t stop him.

[thebossshortswars]

fuck- what if do something REALLY concerning and make him out of pity to leave me alone

[lucky-lachy]

Well, try your worst! I’ll keep making him want to go after ya!

[thebossshortswars]

what if....

[lucky-lachy]

Good day all! My name is Pericolo. But, you can call me Peri.

I’ll be looking after Lachlan for now. Just keeping him safe.

Also, @thebossshortswars, just know I’m watching.

I know what you got the clone to do. I’ve been cloned before, but of course, it didn’t work. I faked my death.

It was only like 23 years ago I did that too! Good luck finding us!

From Peri.

[thebossshortswars]

great!...

[lucky-lachy]

You’ll never find us in this abandoned facility! Haha! Oh wait.

[thebossshortswars]

..well that was STUPID.

whatever I'll send one of my clones over.

[lucky-lachy]

But what do you wanna do to Lachy? What is your intention?

[thebossshortswars]

getting him away from my company is nice.

[lucky-lachy]

THEN WHY WAS HE TIED UP??

[thebossshortswars]

...further distance.? Atleast make him sign a restraining order against me and my company or whatever.

[lucky-lachy]

No. Infact, he’s going to keep going after you until you get rid of your company and get a real job. That’s what he said.

[thebossshortswars]

...then am getting a restraining order it shows!

[lucky-lachy]

But you still won’t stop him.

[thebossshortswars]

fuck- what if do something REALLY concerning and make him out of pity to leave me alone

[lucky-lachy]

Good day all! My name is Pericolo. But, you can call me Peri.

I’ll be looking after Lachlan for now. Just keeping him safe.

Also, @thebossshortswars, just know I’m watching.

I know what you got the clone to do. I’ve been cloned before, but of course, it didn’t work. I faked my death.

It was only like 23 years ago I did that too! Good luck finding us!

From Peri.

[thebossshortswars]

great!...

[lucky-lachy]

You’ll never find us in this abandoned facility! Haha! Oh wait.

[thebossshortswars]

..well that was STUPID.

whatever I'll send one of my clones over.

[lucky-lachy]

But what do you wanna do to Lachy? What is your intention?

[thebossshortswars]

getting him away from my company is nice.

[lucky-lachy]

THEN WHY WAS HE TIED UP??

[thebossshortswars]

...further distance.? Atleast make him sign a restraining order against me and my company or whatever.

[lucky-lachy]

No. Infact, he’s going to keep going after you until you get rid of your company and get a real job. That’s what he said.

[thebossshortswars]

...then am getting a restraining order it shows!

[lucky-lachy]

Good day all! My name is Pericolo. But, you can call me Peri.

I’ll be looking after Lachlan for now. Just keeping him safe.

Also, @thebossshortswars, just know I’m watching.

I know what you got the clone to do. I’ve been cloned before, but of course, it didn’t work. I faked my death.

It was only like 23 years ago I did that too! Good luck finding us!

From Peri.

[thebossshortswars]

great!...

[lucky-lachy]

You’ll never find us in this abandoned facility! Haha! Oh wait.

[thebossshortswars]

..well that was STUPID.

whatever I'll send one of my clones over.

[lucky-lachy]

But what do you wanna do to Lachy? What is your intention?

[thebossshortswars]

getting him away from my company is nice.

[lucky-lachy]

THEN WHY WAS HE TIED UP??

[thebossshortswars]

...further distance.? Atleast make him sign a restraining order against me and my company or whatever.