"A Nap Sounds Good Right About Now."

Independent Dwyer RP/Ask blog. Semi-Selective. Very OC and AU friendly! Make sure to read all pages before interaction! Loved by Sona.

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Short Hiatus

(( I’ve thought about this for a while and I really have no motivation to rp at the moment. I don’t want to push myself either. I really need to get my life situated too since I recently graduated. My apartment is a mess and I have no help with cleaning it either so it just makes me not want to clean it myself. Don’t worry! I will be back shortly! You’ll know I’m back when threads from me find themselves out of my drafts to your dashboards. I might pop in once or twice to send out memes to peeps, but other than that, don’t expect much from me for a bit. You can still find me on my personal blog. If I have recently liked a starter call for any of my muses, please write it up. I will put it in my drafts. Again this is going to be short since I love each and every one of you and I want to continue with RPing, but real life, and my mental health come first. ))

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[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

@bvtlerism

“Well....” Dwyer tugged at his collar with one hand and tightened his grip around the tea cup with the other. He had thought long and hard about the situation. He had taken the time to look at it from different angles. He even dreamed about it during his naps. He didn’t hate his father for putting him in the situation. No. Was he bitter about it? Of course.

“No. I suppose not.” The reply was quiet, a mere whisper, as he dunked the cup down under the soapy water. “Just for a while longer, maybe.” His hands moved quickly to scrub at the crusty cup. Making sure to get into every crevice of it. “I don’t hate you or anything if that’s what you’re getting at. So, you don’t have to worry.”

[vaememes]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

rubensarmiis:

“You want to train with me?” Dominic looked at the butler with a slightly incredulous expression. Not knowing of Dwyer’s past training, all Dominic knew he was good for was healing. But still, he decided to give him the benefit of the doubt, and set his sword down as he turned towards the other.

“…Alright, show me what you can do. Besides, if you want, we can have some tea afterwards.” That was something he knew Dwyer was good at; he’d never tried his tea before, but everyone told him it was amazing, possibly even better than his father’s blends.

“O-oh... alright. Well, uhm....” He took a look around at the location they were in and shrugged. They were in a big enough space for this training. “Right... let’s get this over with. If I whack you too hard, just tell me and I’ll heal you up right away.” He didn’t need any trouble from his father if Dominic had gotten hurt and wasn’t healed right away.

“Well, get into your stance.” Dwyer put his staff down and out of the way. Didn’t want that getting crushed... again. He took his stance, spreading his legs and putting his hands up, but not balling them into fists. “Remember, tell me if I hurt you. I’ll stop.”

[69na]

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

“Sorry. Got lost in the woods for a couple of days. I’m back. Would you like some coffee?”

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

🍲 (any muse!)

Send me my muse a home-cooked meal!

@of-invisible-ties

“Oh? What’s this?” Dwyer hesitantly took the bowl from the young archer and sniffed. He nodded in approval of the smell. However, the color looked a little... too brown. There was no pop of color which he could see, but it didn’t hurt to try it. “Kiragi, is this from that bear that you downed yesterday? Did you skin and clean it by yourself?”

Hopefully, he cleaned the kitchen and the tent that he skinned the bear in. “By the way, how did you cook this? What’s in it? N-not to be picky or anything! I-I would just like to know what exactly I’m eating....”

[occasionalrpmemes]

Send me a 🍲 to give my muse a home-cooked meal.

Bonus if you specify WHAT the meal is, of course!

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

CHRYSANTHOS

IT WAS NOT AS IF HE WAS UNUSED to the fact that others were there to serve him —— he could not deny the fact he was a royal member. thankful he was of his position — it was likely many, MANY others wished to be in his stand &. take full advantage of it — yet, chrysanthos failed to exactly FEEL like a “ PRINCE ” as ludicrous as that sounded. although he had been AIDED in the past, chrys had not used his ability to its full potential —— likely because he simply did not WANT to. having others due work he could do himself ——

well, wasn’t THAT the ludicrous thing ?

still, he wished to take the most of it whilst he was still young &. bold — at least he’d have some decent “ ROYAL ” memories to share with whatever youth he stumbled across in windmire, or any other small nohrian village. more than wanting to be the prince expecting for things to be done for HIM, however, he wanted to be the prince who did things with his own BARE HANDS.

     ah. well, whatever. here came his finger sandwiches &. tea, just as he gingerly requested (  not DIRECTLY. he simply said ‘ a snack &. drink, ’ likely putting dwyer under pressure,  ) ′ Ah. Thank you, Dwyer. ′

just because he was trying to be more ROYAL didn’t mean he couldn’t withhold his manners, as often as they came out. after all, dwyer was not his personal servant that he could simply COMMAND around — he was kana’s servant, if anything. warily, the boy picked at the sandwiches made &. picked up a precisely cut slice, repeated dwyer’s comment in his mind ——

    ′  ▬ Do you plan on doing this for the rest of your life ? ′ it was a question sudden, yet chrysanthos did not bother to make himself clear until a moment’s pause. ′ Y’know, the BUTLER thing. ′ 

Dwyer blinked and hesitated at the question. He had never been asked the question before. He supposed most people just assumed he was going to be a butler for the rest of his life, which he was. But, being asked put Dwyer on the spot. Did he want to do it for the rest of his life? Now that was a question he couldn’t answer.

“Well, yes. I suppose I will be doing it for the rest of my life.” He wasn’t really trained for anything else besides fighting, which he hated. “My father has high expectations of me and for my future. He drilled all that he knew into me. I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I had a choice.”

He hadn’t even thought about what he would actually want to do if he wasn’t a butler. “Although,” Dwyer gave a slight smirk. “Being a butler isn’t horrible. I like making tea and coffee for everyone. I like cooking and baking. I get to try new blends and experiment with old ones. I like being a butler.”

[rpmemefairy]

send ⚔ to walk in on my muse training

[rp-meme-central]

Things I have said to my cat - sentence starters

1. “Get off the table.” 

2. “Stop biting me!” 

3. “Stop eating the dog’s food. You have your own.” 

4. “You are so weird.” 

5. “You are not bringing that into the house.” 

6. “That’s my chair. You couldn’t find somewhere else to sit?” 

7. “You make a better door than a window.” 

8. “You are so cute.” 

9. “That wasn’t meant to be a toy, but okay.” 

10. “I just fed you.” 

11. “Get back here!” 

12. “Why don’t you try sleeping at night, like the rest of us.” 

13. “I’m trying to sleep.” 

14. “You’re my baby. My big, beautiful baby.” 

15. “Hey! That’s my water.” 

16. “Yes, I know I’m weird. Stop looking at me like that.” 

17. “Don’t try to play with the parrot. The parrot is not a friendly.” 

18. “No, you can’t go outside.” 

19. “Why must you knock things over?” 

20. “What’s the matter? Why are you crying?” 

21. “The woods are full of things that want to eat you, so please stay on the property.”

22. “Don’t give me that face. You know exactly what you did.” 

23. “My paperwork is not the place for you to nap.” 

24. “There you are! You goober, you scared me half to death!” 

25. “Want to sit in my lap?” 

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

haikumaiden:

@thebuttlingbutler continued from here!

“It’s a heart-to-heart, Dwyer, not a lobotomy.” Mitama sighed and gestured toward the table behind her, located squarely in the middle of the kitchen. She’d at least waited until his nap ended naturally, rather than waking him from his peaceful dream prematurely. “If you’d like to nap on the table, be my guest–but how about you stay off the healing rods next time?” The bag he’d been using as a pillow held her spares, meaning that if her current one broke, she’d be out of luck. “I know how amazing naps can be, but try to be a bit more considerate next time. Okay?”

Dwyer sighed, more dramatic than usual, and sat down at the table. He hadn’t realized he was sleeping on rods. That must have been why it had taken him a while to actually fall asleep.  “I’m sorry. I hadn’t realized.” He turned and looked across the table where he assumed Mitama would be sitting. “Well? What’s this heart-to-heart about? Is it about my napping? If it is, then don’t bother. I already hear it enough from my father.” And Mitama had no right to talk about his napping. She napped just as much.

Thinking about what it could be about, Dwyer frowned suddenly. “Or maybe it’s about my part in the army?” Whatever this heart-to-heart was about, they had better make it quick.

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

First-Meeting Sentence Starters

Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:

"Uh, hi there."

"I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"

"Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."

"Service here is TERRIBLE today!"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Do you have a moment to talk?"

"Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"

"Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"

"Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."

"Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"

"Do you work here?"

"Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."

"Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."

"Are you from ____ or ____?"

"Hello, ____."

"I swear I've seen you on TV."

"Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."

"Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"

"Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"

"Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."

"Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"

"You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"

"H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"

"You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."

"It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"

"Where am I?"

"Get in! You're in danger!"

"Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"

"Grab the spare helmet and jump on."

"Are you playing ____?"

"Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"

"Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."

"I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."

"Have you seen a lost child around here?"

"I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."

"That coat isn't real fur, is it?"

"If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."

"Are we locked in here?"

"Can I use your phone?"

"Here, take my phone. No questions asked."

"What's cookin' good lookin'?"

"If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

dragcnfang:

“ N-not bad ? ” [ His mother squealed, her eyes sparkling with proud. If an excellent cook like Dywer confirmed her cookies were somewhat edible, then it meant she really did improve. Corrin’s elated expression was quick to fade away as soon as he mentioned a detail she apparently overlooked. ] “ Ah– Half an hour? Did I have to wait that long? ”

“Oh.” There lies the problem with her pastries. He gave a slight nod and ate the rest of his. Better to just swallow it then to just waste it. She did work hard on them after all.

“Yes. Usually, I wait a little longer than half an hour just to be sure. Anything under that time won’t make the batter puff up right.” Dwyer gave a small smile then. “But I’d still serve them. You worked hard. I’m sure people will like them. I’m just... picky.”

[simpl-beautiful]

[thebuttlingbutler-blog]

zappybubblegum:

A voice! Yes! And it didn’t sound like someone who wanted to kill her! Mae bounced happily as she appeared in the doorway to this room…whatever it was, giving the young man who had answered her a cheeky grin.

“Yup, that would be me. Little miss lost. Although you can call me Mae! Sorry for not knocking.” She shifted her weight to her right while looking him over. He seemed like the meek type? She wouldn’t push him either way regardless. She did only want help. “I only found this place because I smelled something good, though I won’t ask for much, I promise. Some directions would be nice though!”

“Mae it is then.” Dwyer nodded, turning his attention to her. He straightened up, as much as he didn’t want to, and took a nice little bow. “P-pleasure to meet you. What you smelled was my roast... I should be getting back to it if you’d like to join me.”

He nodded down the hallway and took a few tiny steps down it. “Where do you need to go?” He would try to help. Giving direction around the country wasn’t his strong point. But, he would try his best.