Callipygian

he/him | Schlagg head | Groveling rn

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Not to be rude or disrespectful but why does Schlatt look fat AS FUCK recently ?

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Schlatt with meat on his bones >>>

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but wait there's more japan photos

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I was missing photographer schlatt godamn these look so good

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Schlatt shows his age as he doesn't know how to work Snapchat (real not fake)

ignore that I accidentally turned off alpha lock trying to stop the video for some reason I can't send the cropped version

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negative canthal tilt... bro needs to start looksmaxxing smh

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HOLY SHIT HES DONE WITH THE TIKTOK REACTIONS

Im so grateful, all the praying went to good use

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I'm glad in the year of our lord, 2023, we are experiencing a schlatt hair renaissance god bless him (I'm kinda late to the hype 💀)

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Forget about talking out the side of his mouth, let’s talk about nose scrunching when he laughs

i dont need to forget. i contain multitudes.

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bros a lil photographer 💀

jokes aside he really took some nice photos, glad he's vlogging, it deepens my dangerous parasocial relationship

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Schlatt Goes Too Fast

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Emo schlatt sighting in Ted's Margaritaville video 💀