thecarolalice

By the time she had caught the flamingo and brought it back, the fight was over. - Discussion always welcome.

[twitblr]

Are they implying acting black is dumb??

[cheshireinthemiddle]

My black family mocked me and called me white as a kid because i liked to read.

And don’t even get me started on me pronouncing words correctly in front of my family.

[the-based-brit]

@lastsonlost @savordance-lifesupport

[lastsonlost]

This

[lastsonlost]

For those who need to see this.

[thecarolalice]

There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know where to start except to Thank God that feminism is dying...

[thecarolalice]

Sesame Street took children's questions about racism, perhaps their answers will help you better understand diversity and acceptance ♡

If you think this is a joke, you're sadly mistaken. You need a good example for decent behaviour and until you learn otherwise I will endeavour to educate those clearly in the most desperate of need when they put themselves in my path.

If that's a white tantrum to you, I'm pretty proud that even my tantrum is well educated and kind ♡

In 2020:

A white tantrum = educating people on being more reasonable and kind.

A "blm" tantrum = rioting, ruined livelihoods, endangering innocent lives, assualt, abuse and murder.

Do I get bonus points if I pretend to see the insult to me in this?

@mexicanfairy

[thecarolalice]

@mexicanfairy​

Thank you for finally answering my questions, that explains a lot! If you think being offered an education is a racially driven tantrum, no wonder you’re stuck on the first episode of Barney & Friends 😂

[thecarolalice]

@egruntle

…..oh no, however will my mother marry me off now, “she has a bubbly personality, pretty face, great birthing hips but those screenshots, yikes” If that’s my biggest problem, you brightened my day 🤍

I agree, it’s not that deep, so why not keep it focused on the most basic offence here, plagiarism? Disregard gender and race, it’s not that deep.

[stonerzelda]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[thecarolalice]

Expectations fulfilled.

[stonerzelda]

b-but my immaculate birthing hips :((

[thecarolalice]

Exactly, expectations fulfilled.

[stonerzelda]

💖congration on your birthing hips upping your dowry!!!💖 i hope nobody steals them and takes credit for them :(

[thecarolalice]

I think you may have misunderstood pretty much everything here

[thecarolalice]

@egruntle

…..oh no, however will my mother marry me off now, “she has a bubbly personality, pretty face, great birthing hips but those screenshots, yikes” If that’s my biggest problem, you brightened my day 🤍

I agree, it’s not that deep, so why not keep it focused on the most basic offence here, plagiarism? Disregard gender and race, it’s not that deep.

[stonerzelda]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[thecarolalice]

Expectations fulfilled.

[stonerzelda]

b-but my immaculate birthing hips :((

[thecarolalice]

Exactly, expectations fulfilled.

[thecarolalice]

@egruntle

…..oh no, however will my mother marry me off now, “she has a bubbly personality, pretty face, great birthing hips but those screenshots, yikes” If that’s my biggest problem, you brightened my day 🤍

I agree, it’s not that deep, so why not keep it focused on the most basic offence here, plagiarism? Disregard gender and race, it’s not that deep.

[stonerzelda]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[thecarolalice]

Expectations fulfilled.

[thecarolalice]

@mexicanfairy​

You didn't watch the Everyone Is Special! episode, did you?

[thecarolalice]

@egruntle

.....oh no, however will my mother marry me off now, “she has a bubbly personality, pretty face, great birthing hips but those screenshots, yikes” If that’s my biggest problem, you brightened my day 🤍

I agree, it’s not that deep, so why not keep it focused on the most basic offence here, plagiarism? Disregard gender and race, it’s not that deep.

[thecarolalice]

Lol Australian bogan fuck up cunt. Die in a bush fire

You're a few months late to sacrifice me to bushfire season, I'll pencil you in for next year. 

[thecarolalice]

Stfu Karen go speak to the manager dumb fucking cunt

You have no clue what generational insult to hurl at me, do you?

[thecarolalice]

youre literally an idiot, get help lol

Let’s see, I’m not spending my spare time doing whatever your ask was, so I’d say I’m good 😀

[thecarolalice]

How hard did mommy drop you and can she do it again?

"Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure."

[thecarolalice]

what precinct you work for piggy?

You don’t have to personally benefit from a cause to support it. Surprising, I know.

[thecarolalice]

"i have above average reading comprehension in five languages but i cannot for the life of me learn how to listen! or even try to figure out the concept of institutionalized racism or sexism. but i am so very smart i promise all of you stupid tumbler users are so far beneath my intellect, i took exactly half of a sociology class and slept through it"

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train." -Oscar Wilde.

Would you rather have written “I took every authoritarian written, approved and monitored class and believed it without a single question, I then forced others into agreeing with me out of shame and humiliation rather than maturely encouraging independent study and autonomous thought regardless of whether their conclusion validates me or not,” really? 

[thecarolalice]

"Abolish police? Are you okay??" Like no, that's obviously the point, people are not okay and cops are making them worse off

Because #equality at all costs, right? But at least everyone’s equally unsafe.

[thecarolalice]

@surfindead​

If you can’t answer the questions, just say so. 

You don’t need to be rude about it.