When I run git blame to find who's responsible and it's me, two years ago

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When I run git blame to find who's responsible and it's me, two years ago
When I rerun the pipeline for the sixth time, just hoping it'll change its mind
When I let the AI refactor a file and it also rewrites stuff that was working just fine
When QA reproduces in two clicks the bug I swore was impossible
When marketing wants to add a fifth tracking tool and wonders why the site is slow
When I promised a feature would be done in 2 days and I'm still stuck on setup three days in
When I'm about to leave and CI finally goes green after eight failed runs
When I realize a file called temp.js is running half the site in prod
When the intern suggests a solution and it's objectively better than mine
When I stumble on the admin credentials sitting in plain text in a code comment
When the sales guy says "it's just a small change" and it touches the entire architecture
When all my tests pass on the first try and I just know something has to be wrong
When I start a side project and spend the whole night picking the framework
When the PO drops three more stories on me mid-sprint and the deadline doesn't budge
When I find out the most critical function in the app is called doNotDelete() and nobody knows why
When I resolve a merge conflict by hand and accidentally wipe out my coworker's work
When the client signs off on my delivery on the first try