The Coyote State

I'm not here to play nice (Icon by AromanticYork)

[thecoyotestate]

//if anyone still around here wants to rp with me/south i’m over on dw now send me a message and i’ll link you to her account there :>//

[thecoyotestate]

whoever is putting mistletoe outside my room is about to get it shoved up their ass. 

[thecoyotestate]

first of all, duchess arachnia isn’t a pet, she’s royalty. secondly, she’s not lost, just, not in her home…

[hearitfromny]

Uh…huh. Okay then. well that definitely sounds like lost to me. How did it even get out?

[thecoyotestate]

It’s not that she’s lost- she’s gone exploring before without a problem. But with Halloween, and fake spiders and shit. Be my luck someone crushes her. 

[thecoyotestate]

hearitfromny replied to your post:Listen if any of you see something that looks like...

dude you have a pet spider and you LOST it?

first of all, duchess arachnia isn’t a pet, she’s royalty. secondly, she’s not lost, just, not in her home...

[thecoyotestate]

Listen if any of you see something that looks like a fake tarantula spider, let me know. 

It might not be fake

And it might be real 

And my baby 

And it might be MIA for the last few hours so....

[thecoyotestate]

South was definitely not hiding something as she shuffled out of the locker room, shoulders hunched slightly to try and keep the not-hidden-case tucked away. 

[masseii]

Having managed to be passing by in the hallway outside , Johanna raised an eyebrow at south. “Hey agent, is something up?Your back hurt or something? Hunching really isn’t healthy.” She wasn’t suspecting anything but did look a bit confused at the passing agent. 

[thecoyotestate]

To her credit, she didn’t startle or jump, but she did stop the second she heard a voice. Narrowing her eyes, she glanced back to the other woman, frowning and huffing a bit. 

“I’m fine, pilot. Mind your own bus-” She stopped, pausing to peek down at the hidden case before groaning. Her not-hidden-pet was definitely not a now-MIA-pet, no way. She was just, setting down a little plastic box case thing for zero reason, and groping around her hoodie and in every crease and pocket she could find just for funsies, not because she lost anything...

[thecoyotestate]

South was definitely not hiding something as she shuffled out of the locker room, shoulders hunched slightly to try and keep the not-hidden-case tucked away. 

[sudaul]

[thecoyotestate]

hearitfromny replied to your post:hearitfromny replied to your post:I don’t know...

I didn’t even know there was a cat here until you said something. What, did the sweater just magically appear on it?

Maybe!

[thecoyotestate]

Well it’s in the rec room now, refusing to not chew on the corner of my datapad. Send help

[apparatum]

I’m on my way!

[thecoyotestate]

It has begun eating it's sweater, maybe it's part goat

[thecoyotestate]

Yeah, a fluffy fat one that apparently likes to eat purple hair.

[apparatum]

Oh. Ohhh my god, I have to see it.

[thecoyotestate]

Well it's in the rec room now, refusing to not chew on the corner of my datapad. Send help

[thecoyotestate]

I don’t know who’s cat wandered into the locker room, but it’s in a sweater now so

[apparatum]

There’s a cat on board???

[thecoyotestate]

Yeah, a fluffy fat one that apparently likes to eat purple hair.

[thecoyotestate]

hearitfromny replied to your post:I don’t know who’s cat wandered into the locker...

do you just have a stash of sweaters for every single animal you can find or

who said i did it? maybe you did it! 

[thecoyotestate]

I don’t know who’s cat wandered into the locker room, but it’s in a sweater now so

[thecoyotestate]

South doesn’t know who tried to hide a pack of snack cakes in the pantry, but she finds the half empty box and devours the last couple tucked away inside. She tosses out the box and wrappers, wiping her mouth off and hesitating a second when she hears someone coming. 

[projectagentma]

Well I feel bad for the grunts, always getting picked on and such! I believe that if treated with respect, they will give respect and possibly move up the ranks a tad bit? Oh I wish I wasn’t so nice and could make some one else do it. 

[thecoyotestate]

They’re grunts, you don’t go from grunt to Freelancer, you just stay a grunt. End of story. Seriously Mass, just tell them to do it, don’t even ask, it’s easy. 

[projectagentma]

Yeah I know that, but still least they can at least be a Sargent I’m sure. Least give them a tad bit of hope? I rather sadly be their friend and enemy.  

[thecoyotestate]

Nah, don't give them false home, Mass. And hey, okay, you can be friends with grunt babies and still make them do your paperwork. Just saying

[thecoyotestate]

It’s hilarious when people try to “warn” me that no one will like me because I’m “not nice”. Like. This isn’t a popularity contest? Get over it and out of my face, assholes. Don’t need you to like me.