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// I came out of hiatus to tell Riot to stop //
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The old lore was at times silly and over the top and didn’t take itself all that seriously at times. It fit the game well in that regard - it was
fun
, more stylized and more lighthearted than say dota 2 that always had a more gloomy look to it. Also, it was directly connected to the gameplay. The idea of the Institute might be on the silly side, but not that much worse than say Battleborn’s premise of the universe ending and all these characters fighting on the last planet because space gods.
It was often barebones and there were neglected champions who didn’t get much lore at all, but when they had the means and the time to expand on things in the journal of justice and the judgments it really shined. Let’s keep in mind that at the time there wasn’t any dedicated lore team or professional writers and the lore wasn’t a main or even secondary focus in development.
The old lore:
was low budget and short, more of an afterthought to the game
obviously wasn’t written by professionals
left a lot (maybe too much) to the reader’s imagination
didn’t take itself seriously
[this is the bingo square if you have any other grievance with it tell me]
The new lore is trying to be dark, realistic, it wants you to take it seriously - but if you take it seriously, if you think about the internal logic of the stories and the world, you fall into a plothole and get eaten by the Void.
I could probably write an essay on what makes the new lore bad, but here are some bullet points:
narration issues
tonal dissonance
inconsistencies, plot holes and contradictions
lack of research
very little connection to the gameplay
terrible ideas that sound good until you give them a second thought
If you enjoy it, think that the ideas are actually kinda cool, then all the more power to you, but save for the occasionally okay story, the new lore just isn’t good as a whole. That’s not even taking into account my personal feelings on changing the personality of already established and liked characters.
// super dumb question:
does anyone know of a workaround or anything so I don’t have to wrestle with HTML on mobile
because 95% of the time I’m like “shit I should log on here” all I have is a phone and I haaate :c
(I’ve given up hope on there being an app that lets me do it but like shit if there’s even just one that lets me write things up as rich text and then translate it into basic oh okay this is a paragraph break etc. that would be fantastic)
Finished this super old thing ♥
“Let each among them search his own soul. And while you’re at it, search your own.”
Katarina narrows her eyes. “For what?” she asks. “I won’t find anything new there.”
baronvoltage:
Volkage shrugs lightly.
“How should I know? It’s your soul. I’m sure as a Noxian, you can always find one more regret in it, if you look hard enough.“ He flashes a cheeky grin and offers a hand to shake. “Baron Volkage. Who do I have the pleasure meeting?“
To her credit, Katarina is getting a little better at general civility with total strangers. She only wants to grimace at the maybe-probably-insult.
The hand does not appear to be inherently dangerous. It isn't particularly sharp, nor does it look like there's anything hidden and pointy in there to poison her with, or any suspicious holes to shoot anything out of.
She shakes it.
“Katarina du Couteau,” she says. The surname may not mean anything here—hells, it may not mean much back in Noxus these days with its current generation dishonored, inhuman, or an orphan adopted out of a gutter—but she is still proud. “And I've found Zaunites much the same. Noxians are just more honest.”
"Well, that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain't dying."
   Too true. Irelia raises her hand, stretching her fingers in front of her face, trying to immerse herself in the feeling of her joints moving. Is this real? Have all her feelings remained the same? Irelia dreads to find out if she has lost a vital part of her when it is already too late.
   “I did not expect you to understand.”
   Hearing words of sympathy from a Noxian is one of the last things Irelia would expect. Irelia’s blades float behind her, as a precaution, but Katarina seems less inclined to goad her or her country, and more interested in her predicament. Is she scouring her for information about those who wander between life and death to give back to High Command’s necromancers?
   Irelia finds herself too weary to care.
   “Perhaps I do not need to feel alive to live a worthwhile life.”
    Katarina shrugs. “Where I come from, half the army is already dead,” she says. “It never stopped them.”
    Okay, it's a slight exaggeration; there aren't nearly enough necromancers for that to really be the case. It certainly feels like it some days, though.
    “And you're still more alive than any of them are.” Kat can't even tell the difference between Irelia and any other person who'd never died at all; she just looks a bit tired.
    Hells, everyone who saw combat in Ionia looks tired. Including Kat herself, probably.
It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me. You… you get down on me for cutting myself off, but, in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guide book, no all knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law.
#she was right lol
triadicpath:
VISITOR:
Oh, gods. The woman isn’t speaking too quickly–hells, maybe she was told that Shiren didn’t have much experience with this dialect in advance–but Shiren still finds herself hesitating to parse through the words.
She doesn’t know why Mifune sent her here… but then, she doesn’t know why Mifune does half the things he does until long after the fact. Shiren can feel the kids’ eyes on her. It’s… not the most reassuring thing in the world to her.
The assassin looks down, as if only just now noticing the assortment of weapons strapped and buckled and concealed in her clothing. She doesn’t need them, per se. She knows she doesn’t need them.
Doesn’t make it any easier to let them go, though. She considers, for a moment, keeping the hidden ones to herself–but that would involve trusting mages to tell her in advance if they could tell she was more armed than she ought to be. So, trusting mages.
Shiren carefully avoids looking at anyone for too long, busying herself with her weapons instead. “So what is there around here that needs protecting from?” The words feel like they come out wrong, or in an odd order, or something. (Two birthdays here and she’s thrown off by someone not speaking the exact same form of Ionian that she learned. It feels somehow shameful.)
Karma watches as she removes the knives one-by-one, eyes mixed with amusement and concern. Certainly, the guards in the Placidium keep themselves armed, but she has never seen so many weapons equipped on a person at once. She never saw the need for it, either, for peace was their way of life.Â
Perhaps that’s why this woman is here, Karma thinks, to learn less violence in her heart.
Karma carefully holds the weapons, focused on keeping them all in her hands and saving her skin of cuts. She urges the children to make way to the armory for her.
“Wild animals look for food near the villages,” Karma says, hanging the knives between slots. “And there are bandits, but they are rarer.”
It takes a few minutes, but Karma manages to fit them all into the armory. She’s not used to handling sharp weaponry. She turns back to the woman with a smile.
“I am Karma, by the way. You speak our language well.”
Shiren watches her blades being put away with as much concern as if they were her own children. (Or maybe more so. Gods know she has never known what to do with those, let alone how to feel about them.)
She looks up when the woman—Karma—speaks again, startled. A quick flush of heat flashes over her cheeks, equally confused and paradoxically embarrassed at the compliment. “I—” I'm still learning, but it's not exactly her place to decide her fluency above someone who grew up with it, is it? “Thank you,” she says instead. “I'm Shiren.” She pauses, but does worry somewhat that silence will only encourage Karma to ask questions, so she speaks again. “What do you do here?”
“Let each among them search his own soul. And while you’re at it, search your own.”
Katarina narrows her eyes. "For what?" she asks. "I won't find anything new there."
garen: are you a big spoon or a little spoon? ;)
katarina: i’m a knife and i’m going to stab you in the goddamn eye.
war movie quotes.
( adjust pronouns as needed. )
“They won’t understand that it’s about the men next to you, and that’s it. That’s all it is.”
“As long as valor remains a virtue, we shall have soldiers.”
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
“I will die by the sword. My own, or my enemy’s.”
“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”
“Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”
“War is too important to be left to politicians.”
“Give them nothing. But take from them everything!”
“It’s not greed or ambition that makes war: it’s goodness.”
“Tell me how he died.”
“I will tell you how he lived.”
“That’s war. Trading real estate for men.”
“Let each among them search his own soul. And while you’re at it, search your own.”
“Well, that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain’t dying.”
“Only two kinds of people are going to stay on this beach. Those that are already dead and those that are going to die.”
“How dare you show your back to me! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name!”
“I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel.”
”We are the wretched refuse. We’re the underdogs. We’re mutts! But there’s no animal that’s more faithful, that’s more loyal, that’s more lovable than the mutt.“
”There is one thing that we have all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the army.“
”Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don’t.“
”You and I are not the polite people that live in poems. We are blessed and cursed by our times.“
”All my life I’ve lived by a code; and the code is simple: Honor the gods, love your woman, and defend your country.“
But for a while it all made sense… It might have been just a dark pretense, but you had me… And I loved it… To be with you, to be the one, to live a lie, it really got me all excited… I felt wanted… (  x  )
// casual reminder that Katarina's natural alignment when she's left to her own devices is Chaotic Good but she ended up being Lawful Evil for half her life
@thedanceofblades enters the temple.
Children hide behind her, little hands clutching the side of her robes, pretending Karma is the gate between the outside and their home. They peek from time to time, heads poking out like stacks of coconuts. Karma continues smiling despite it all, and she bows, gently, so that she does not destroy the children’s cover.
“Welcome to the School of Transcendentalism. I hope you will enjoy your time here.”
Karma tilts her head, lips parting slightly.
“As a rule, we allow only one weapon for self-protection. If you would please hand me your knives, I will place it in a safe storage for you,” she says, apology concerted in her voice.
Oh, gods. The woman isn't speaking too quickly--hells, maybe she was told that Shiren didn't have much experience with this dialect in advance--but Shiren still finds herself hesitating to parse through the words.
She doesn't know why Mifune sent her here... but then, she doesn't know why Mifune does half the things he does until long after the fact. Shiren can feel the kids' eyes on her. It's... not the most reassuring thing in the world to her.
The assassin looks down, as if only just now noticing the assortment of weapons strapped and buckled and concealed in her clothing. She doesn't need them, per se. She knows she doesn't need them.
Doesn't make it any easier to let them go, though. She considers, for a moment, keeping the hidden ones to herself--but that would involve trusting mages to tell her in advance if they could tell she was more armed than she ought to be. So, trusting mages.
Shiren carefully avoids looking at anyone for too long, busying herself with her weapons instead. "So what is there around here that needs protecting from?" The words feel like they come out wrong, or in an odd order, or something. (Two birthdays here and she's thrown off by someone not speaking the exact same form of Ionian that she learned. It feels somehow shameful.)
Wolf Hollow:
Bear is dreaming of cooler weather, deer and butterflies :)