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@thedarkestofhearts
Hello! This is a Darkheart AU parody account ran by @discothemechanic !
(To view finished roleplays, seach finished)
If you don't know the fic Cookies and Mischief make sure to go read it here! v
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Character sheet and information v
I feel like shit. I’ll be on semi-hintas. That includes all my parody blogs. If this is reblogged by a parody then it’s mine.
"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"
@thedarkestofhearts
"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.
Fish nets and fading out of existent clothing littered this Darkheart. He seemed more blue than black, unlike other Darkhearts.
"We could tell cause you had no prosthetic hehe"
He starts to float and turns upside down, looking the shopkeeper up and down.
"Never saw the need for one when I've still got one useable arm. 'Sides, kid needed the prosthetics more than I did." -> He pulls his hand out of his pocket, taking the cigarette out of his mouth to blow out some smoke. "Ya need somethin'?"
"Was roaming, saw you, and thought you were our Zukie! Our sadness came into form when we figured out you weren't!"
He spins up right again, this time sitting in mid air and resting his chin on his arm.
"Was about to tell Cookie to come see his favorite uncle, hehe."
-> The truckdriver merely raised an eyebrow before deciding not to poke for more information. A deity's business wasn't really his business. "I see. Well nope, I ain't ya Zuka. I've just been waitin' here for my kid and his little best friend to show up so I can drive us all home. He's takin' longer than I thought he would."
The diety whined. His gill like ears drooped in sadness. As much as he wanted to spend time with Zuka, this Zuka didn't seem to want him around.
"We will... leave you to it then heh!"
With a wide smile he floated back to the ground. Starting to turn away and leave.
"Nice meeting you!"
"Shocked yer're leavin', Dark." -> He pushes himself off his truck and watches the deity, his shark tail twitching softly. "I ain't doin' much if yer're lookin' for a chat or somethin'. I've gotten most of my drivin' jobs done for the day as well."
The deity stops. His eyes widening and lighting up under the shade of his hat. He turns around slowly, the symbols in his eyes glowing under the shade.
"...you want to talk with us?"
His gill ears flick up happily as his tail waggs like a wild animal.
"I mean... Sure, why not? Lotta demons come 'round 'ere to have a chat with me since I'm normally always will tah. Sometimes I chat with 'em while I drive." -> He leans back against his truck and puts his cigarette back into his mouth, hooking his thumb into the pocket of his pants.
The diety chuckles and walks back. His tail sways as he does do. He hadn't talked with his Zuka in s long while.
"Well, you definitely get less angry than our Zukie.."
He decided to hop on top of the truck and poke his head down at Zuka.
"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"
@thedarkestofhearts
"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.
Fish nets and fading out of existent clothing littered this Darkheart. He seemed more blue than black, unlike other Darkhearts.
"We could tell cause you had no prosthetic hehe"
He starts to float and turns upside down, looking the shopkeeper up and down.
"Never saw the need for one when I've still got one useable arm. 'Sides, kid needed the prosthetics more than I did." -> He pulls his hand out of his pocket, taking the cigarette out of his mouth to blow out some smoke. "Ya need somethin'?"
"Was roaming, saw you, and thought you were our Zukie! Our sadness came into form when we figured out you weren't!"
He spins up right again, this time sitting in mid air and resting his chin on his arm.
"Was about to tell Cookie to come see his favorite uncle, hehe."
-> The truckdriver merely raised an eyebrow before deciding not to poke for more information. A deity's business wasn't really his business. "I see. Well nope, I ain't ya Zuka. I've just been waitin' here for my kid and his little best friend to show up so I can drive us all home. He's takin' longer than I thought he would."
The diety whined. His gill like ears drooped in sadness. As much as he wanted to spend time with Zuka, this Zuka didn't seem to want him around.
"We will... leave you to it then heh!"
With a wide smile he floated back to the ground. Starting to turn away and leave.
"Nice meeting you!"
"Shocked yer're leavin', Dark." -> He pushes himself off his truck and watches the deity, his shark tail twitching softly. "I ain't doin' much if yer're lookin' for a chat or somethin'. I've gotten most of my drivin' jobs done for the day as well."
The deity stops. His eyes widening and lighting up under the shade of his hat. He turns around slowly, the symbols in his eyes glowing under the shade.
"...you want to talk with us?"
His gill ears flick up happily as his tail waggs like a wild animal.
"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"
@thedarkestofhearts
"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.
Fish nets and fading out of existent clothing littered this Darkheart. He seemed more blue than black, unlike other Darkhearts.
"We could tell cause you had no prosthetic hehe"
He starts to float and turns upside down, looking the shopkeeper up and down.
"Never saw the need for one when I've still got one useable arm. 'Sides, kid needed the prosthetics more than I did." -> He pulls his hand out of his pocket, taking the cigarette out of his mouth to blow out some smoke. "Ya need somethin'?"
"Was roaming, saw you, and thought you were our Zukie! Our sadness came into form when we figured out you weren't!"
He spins up right again, this time sitting in mid air and resting his chin on his arm.
"Was about to tell Cookie to come see his favorite uncle, hehe."
-> The truckdriver merely raised an eyebrow before deciding not to poke for more information. A deity's business wasn't really his business. "I see. Well nope, I ain't ya Zuka. I've just been waitin' here for my kid and his little best friend to show up so I can drive us all home. He's takin' longer than I thought he would."
The diety whined. His gill like ears drooped in sadness. As much as he wanted to spend time with Zuka, this Zuka didn't seem to want him around.
"We will... leave you to it then heh!"
With a wide smile he floated back to the ground. Starting to turn away and leave.
"Nice meeting you!"
"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"
@thedarkestofhearts
"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.
Fish nets and fading out of existent clothing littered this Darkheart. He seemed more blue than black, unlike other Darkhearts.
"We could tell cause you had no prosthetic hehe"
He starts to float and turns upside down, looking the shopkeeper up and down.
"Never saw the need for one when I've still got one useable arm. 'Sides, kid needed the prosthetics more than I did." -> He pulls his hand out of his pocket, taking the cigarette out of his mouth to blow out some smoke. "Ya need somethin'?"
"Was roaming, saw you, and thought you were our Zukie! Our sadness came into form when we figured out you weren't!"
He spins up right again, this time sitting in mid air and resting his chin on his arm.
"Was about to tell Cookie to come see his favorite uncle, hehe."
"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"
@thedarkestofhearts
"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.
Fish nets and fading out of existent clothing littered this Darkheart. He seemed more blue than black, unlike other Darkhearts.
"We could tell cause you had no prosthetic hehe"
He starts to float and turns upside down, looking the shopkeeper up and down.
Ima take a bit of a break. I have had this blistering headache for a few days now and it's messing up my typing and I can't properly rp like this- sorry yall I'm just not feeling well....
@ all of the Darkheart blogs This one is for you guys.
"Phish"
Darkheart drinking pilk
...?
What is.. pilk? We're confused..
"It is milk mixed with a mortal soda called "Pepsi"..... It is, quite revolting! But we simply drink it if given to us! We do not waste food, hehe...."
Ooh.. We see! We'll give it a try after we finish filling our bucket with fish, hehe...
"You guys are fucking heathens..."
"You can blame our nephew for having us try it...."
"Burn him at the stake. Who-...what monster even comes up with such a concoction..? Vile. Disgusting."
"Vile?! We will let you know that this so called "Pilk" is quite interesting! We mean, have you tried Mustard cake?"
". . ."
"Spontaneously combust. Blow into smithereens. Rethink your words & vile choices because we will not forget this. This is unforgivable."
"HAHAHAHA!"
Darkheart drinking pilk
...?
What is.. pilk? We're confused..
"It is milk mixed with a mortal soda called "Pepsi"..... It is, quite revolting! But we simply drink it if given to us! We do not waste food, hehe...."
Ooh.. We see! We'll give it a try after we finish filling our bucket with fish, hehe...
"You guys are fucking heathens..."
"You can blame our nephew for having us try it...."
"Burn him at the stake. Who-...what monster even comes up with such a concoction..? Vile. Disgusting."
"Vile?! We will let you know that this so called "Pilk" is quite interesting! We mean, have you tried Mustard cake?"
(Ooc: for the people asking, no Illumina is not the bad guy. Illumina is made to be the "bad guy." Sure, he attacked Fortune Cookie, but for what reason? He was scared. Did he regret it? Yes. It soon becomes apparent that Illumina is not the bad guy later down in the story of DLUFF. My Illumina is actually quite nice. Just lonely.)
"HOW MANY ACTUALLY ARE THERE AT THIS POINT?!"
-- Pickaxe (@thelosttemplerockhound)
(OOC: don't mind her, she has a grudge against @/kaijuree's Darkheart because they hexed her and she keeps getting half-pissed, half-distressed every time she figures out that there are other Darkhearts)
"Many!"
"..."
"I'm gonna lose my phuckin' mind..."
Many, indeed.. Hehe...
"Hehehe"
have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-
"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."
"HAHA! So many~ it kinda makes us jelly of of some of them!~ "
"Another us.... Hello, hello! We'd love to get you know you better... Hehehe...!!!"
"If you wish~ although our story is quite diffrent~ how shall you take it? We do not know~"
"We would love to hear what you've got to say, our friend... Shall we phish together while you regale us about your story? We suppose we ourselves are not interesting... Or maybe we are! Hehehe...."
"Oh? Our story? Well let's just say it's not the happiest..."
He kicks at a rock and pouts. He doesn't necessarily like talking about jt but he had nothing to lose.
"Well, we are Dark-heart, the Deity of Mischeif! We live in an apartment at a crossroads with our pipsqeuak, Cookie! He is quite the stoic bunch, but he's good company!"
-> Darkheart nods with a smile, clasping their hands behind their back. They've never heard of this "Cookie" before, so they could only assume they were only known in the other Darkheart's world. "How interesting.... We do not live in Crossroads ourselves.... But we have a dear friend who does! Hehehe...."
"Ah yes, old 相棒 Zooks! He is quite fun~ he did get boring after the whole retirement thing, but we still find him amusing once in a while!"
He laughs a bit while talking about his old friend, his sea snake tail wagging, and his fins popping up.
"Zukie will always be near and dear to us.... We remember when he first adopted little Rocket. We didn't think he had the capability to be a father back then...! Hehe...." -> He coos softly at the thought of Rocket, clearly showing some fondness for the ranged phighter.
"As much as we love the little brat, be doesn't take fond of us much~ So sad..."
He flexes his fins in annoyance. Everyone doesn't really like him much anyways
"We enjoy how mischievous Rocket can be!!! It's so much fun taking him from Zukie and causing problems around Crossroads.... Getting to see that little smile on his face brings us such joy.... Hehe..." -> His serpent tail coils happily at the memories, a soft little hissing sound escaping their lips.
"Your rocket seems fun! Ours is grumpy most of the time around us hehe"
have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-
"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."
"HAHA! So many~ it kinda makes us jelly of of some of them!~ "
"Another us.... Hello, hello! We'd love to get you know you better... Hehehe...!!!"
"If you wish~ although our story is quite diffrent~ how shall you take it? We do not know~"
"We would love to hear what you've got to say, our friend... Shall we phish together while you regale us about your story? We suppose we ourselves are not interesting... Or maybe we are! Hehehe...."
"Oh? Our story? Well let's just say it's not the happiest..."
He kicks at a rock and pouts. He doesn't necessarily like talking about jt but he had nothing to lose.
"Well, we are Dark-heart, the Deity of Mischeif! We live in an apartment at a crossroads with our pipsqeuak, Cookie! He is quite the stoic bunch, but he's good company!"
-> Darkheart nods with a smile, clasping their hands behind their back. They've never heard of this "Cookie" before, so they could only assume they were only known in the other Darkheart's world. "How interesting.... We do not live in Crossroads ourselves.... But we have a dear friend who does! Hehehe...."
"Ah yes, old 相棒 Zooks! He is quite fun~ he did get boring after the whole retirement thing, but we still find him amusing once in a while!"
He laughs a bit while talking about his old friend, his sea snake tail wagging, and his fins popping up.
"Zukie will always be near and dear to us.... We remember when he first adopted little Rocket. We didn't think he had the capability to be a father back then...! Hehe...." -> He coos softly at the thought of Rocket, clearly showing some fondness for the ranged phighter.
"As much as we love the little brat, be doesn't take fond of us much~ So sad..."
He flexes his fins in annoyance. Everyone doesn't really like him much anyways
Hi! Another parody by @discothemechanic
In the same universe as @dluff-au
Ik ik I have too many but I have too many ideas too! Here's the chase my amigos/amigas
This is an OC and AU parody account where the spawn is known as the most powerful deity, the deity of creation. It created the Inpherno and the other swords.
It refers to itself as more of an object than a person, so It it goes by It or name
The Spawn has a feminine like look but no gender. It seems to have galaxies swirling inside of it that are colored diffrent shades of hold and yellows.
Reference sheet and rules below
have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-
"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."
"HAHA! So many~ it kinda makes us jelly of of some of them!~ "
"Another us.... Hello, hello! We'd love to get you know you better... Hehehe...!!!"
"If you wish~ although our story is quite diffrent~ how shall you take it? We do not know~"
"We would love to hear what you've got to say, our friend... Shall we phish together while you regale us about your story? We suppose we ourselves are not interesting... Or maybe we are! Hehehe...."
"Oh? Our story? Well let's just say it's not the happiest..."
He kicks at a rock and pouts. He doesn't necessarily like talking about jt but he had nothing to lose.
"Well, we are Dark-heart, the Deity of Mischeif! We live in an apartment at a crossroads with our pipsqeuak, Cookie! He is quite the stoic bunch, but he's good company!"
-> Darkheart nods with a smile, clasping their hands behind their back. They've never heard of this "Cookie" before, so they could only assume they were only known in the other Darkheart's world. "How interesting.... We do not live in Crossroads ourselves.... But we have a dear friend who does! Hehehe...."
"Ah yes, old 相棒 Zooks! He is quite fun~ he did get boring after the whole retirement thing, but we still find him amusing once in a while!"
He laughs a bit while talking about his old friend, his sea snake tail wagging, and his fins popping up.
