Darkestplier

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[thedarkestplier]

Introduction I suppose

A roleplay blog by: jackiesdragoncastle

OOC NOTE! MUST READ:

This account is run by my AU of darkstache. Dark will mention his four kids from time to time. And yes, they are biological via magic basically. Please do not make any hateful, rude and unpleasant comments about this. Its my Alternative Universe which means it does follow the canon lore, but my AU is not a direct copy of the canon storyline.

Not allowed:

1. Extreme NSFW

2. Anything involving removal of clothes and/or sex.

3. Pedophilic, Zoophilic, etc etc are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN on this blog.

4. Nonsharing selfshippers or yumeshippers. I do not feel comfortable interacting with these people as their nonsharing status can become problematic in future cases.

5. Insults or anyform of attempted injuries in Darkests kids. They are literal kids, dont be a dick.

Tags:

#Darkestofpliers - Darkiplier main tag

#CupcakesandStaches - Wilford Tag

#Questioners - Asks Tag

#ShadowRealms - Darkiplier likes Tag

#FriendsOfTheShadow - Mutuals

#TheHatredOfAllShadows - Darks Enemies

#SpawnsOfTheShadow - Darks kids

#GremlinsAndTurtles - Antisepticeyes tag

Chat colors:

Dark

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[thedarkestplier]

@acephoric i feed you covineer

[thedarkestplier]

Eat up Covineer Fans.

Especially you @acephoric :3

[acephoric]

IUUUHHHHH CONVINEERTRR….. lick;lick lick lick lick… I like ur Simon design…

it’s funny to me that I’m The Convineer Guy I love it

[thedarkestplier]

You help keep it alive, and i must feed the lord acephoric for this reason alone. I have even made an angst au of the survive simon au (i know right an au INSIDE of an au!) Called the grieving au. Basically ded simon after 2 years of being on invincible ll due to unknown reason (i got lazy there lmao) and its a grieving engie

(Last image is main survivor simon au meeting the grieving au)

[thedarkestplier]

Eat up Covineer Fans.

Especially you @acephoric :3

[thedarkestplier]

Grieving AU.

What happens in the grieving AU?

Basically two years after Simon is rescued by the Invincible II, He peacefully passes in his sleep from an unknown reason. Before he did he told Mark he loved him and to take care of his pendulum (the item Mark now wears around his neck after extending the string). Mark is in a huge amount of grief from the passing of his lover. Mark tries to make it through everyday with a smile on his face but everyone can tell he's gotten thinner and has gotten less sleep. Celci, who is normally not too worried about Mark, is considerably concerned about Mark and brings her concerns up to the captain. They are planning an intervention incase Mark does anything thats too concerning.

[hard-times-paramore]

Markiplier: some people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist

Also Markiplier: makes the world's whumpiest self-insert known to humanity, kills him in the end, and then spends several interviews talking about how cool it was to be shaken around in a tuna can.

Blood ocean posts

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Tuck him out 😈

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

[coco-snow]

I'M PUTTING HIM BACK

[arcadeegos]

Notice how it's never "Get Bitches With Markiplier"? This is because Actor Mark is canonically an ugly piece of shit who nobody wants.

[thedarkestplier]

@actormark-aka-thebestsnactor

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You're saying that to the wrong Actor."

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest just cracked up laughing.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Im happily married. Stop with your ridiculous laughter."

[thedarkestplier]

"You nearly destroyed you entire marriage over your own selfishness." Darkest had checkmated him.

[arcadeegos]

Notice how it's never "Get Bitches With Markiplier"? This is because Actor Mark is canonically an ugly piece of shit who nobody wants.

[thedarkestplier]

@actormark-aka-thebestsnactor

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You're saying that to the wrong Actor."

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest just cracked up laughing.

[arcadeegos]

Notice how it's never "Get Bitches With Markiplier"? This is because Actor Mark is canonically an ugly piece of shit who nobody wants.

[thedarkestplier]

@actormark-aka-thebestsnactor

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

Darkest appears in Marks office holding a knife to his neck with pure rage on his face, he had just recently been in an accident and nobody else knew outside of Darkests universe. "You stupid fucking asshole."

"Hm?" He noticed the knife. "Ah." He chuckled. "What did I do this time?"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest presses the knife harder onto his skin. "You fucking killed me." Darkest was being very out of character.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"I know. What else did I do to make you this mad?" He hummed. "Or are just still hung up on that? I apologised-"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest gave him the deadliest of death glares as he hears someone come in and spawns another knife and throws it at the person entering the room before turning his attention back to Mark. "I fucking hate you." He knicks Marks neck to draw blood.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Hey! Don't throw knives at my husband!"

Ben thankfully ducked.

"What has gotten into you?"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest grips Marks neck incredibly tightly, cutting off his airways. Darkest wasn't in the mood to listen to anybody.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You crazy bastard!" He whipped him in he face with his tail.

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest was unaffected, then the detail appeared. Darkest had a bandage under his hair on his head, his grip tightens on Marks neck as he throws Mark harshly against a wall before teleporting a match and lighter to himself.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Hey! Put that fucking match down!"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest smirks and lights it. "Gladly." He drops it on Marks newest and latest scripts for an upcoming play.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

Benjamin hits Darkest with a broom.

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest was immediately knocked unconscious, within that same moment Wilford finally teleported in. "I am SO sorry about this you two!" Wilford had a cast on his left arm and a few bandaids on his face. "We recently gotten into a car accident and Dark hasn't been himself at all."

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Yeah, well fuck you for not warning us sooner! We could've died, Wil!" He rubbed his neck. "And what about my goddamn work?!"

[thedarkestplier]

"Both of you are already dead remember? You cant die twice, no matter what universe you're in. And I would've came sooner but my portals aren't the best made with only one hand to work with. And dont worry about your work." Wilford teleports his scripts and stuff, brand new. "They're replaceable."

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"WE can!" He scowled. "If Darkest got anywhere NEAR my heart, I would've been done!"

Well atleast his work is okay.

[thedarkestplier]

"Be lucky he DIDNT kill you. I had to send our kids to their aunt just until Darkest gets his memory back." Soft echoed groaning could be heard. "Ughh... What happened..? Mark..?" Darkest had looked up, confused as hell.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You happened, you bastard."

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest gave him a blank stare as he sat up. "What do you mean markus?" Wilford sighs with relief "Oh he's back!"

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You burned my scripts, tried to slit my throat, AND THREW KNIVES AT BENJAMIN!"

[thedarkestplier]

"Oh!" Darkest looks at Benjamin "I deeply apologize for that Benjamin. I was not of sound mind."

[moonymoonsiplier]

Simon living on the new home world with Mark post-ISWM.

[kahrelve]

the people who are gobsmacked over Markiplier finding out about Bloodymary clearly aren’t the same people who were there for Septiplier

[sprucedarkstache]

Not trying to start major discourse or anything, but I’ve been in this fandom long enough to notice that (SOME OF) yall act like the woman who had an affair and got imprisoned in her ex husband’s body to save her brothers life is worse than the fucking guy that murdered her and her brother and proceeded to force them into a life of torment for his own ego.

Like I get cheating is an insane break of trust, but first degree murder on three different people, in my humble opinion, is worse than that, and yet Actor Mark is treated like he was Celine’s victim, and just “misunderstood”

There seems to be a word for that… I think it starts with an “m”…

[thedarkestplier]

OOC: In my universe, or AU or alternative universe (aka not canon), Celine and Damien had seperated. Celine is her own person who feels guilt for ever getting with Mark and being Naive. But she also knows she's a bad mother and not a good person. Damien knows he's committed crimes back as the Mayor, and he feels unhappy with that. Darkest is a bit of a mystery, while he's controlled by Damien. He isnt Damien, he'll respond to Damien, but he's aware that isnt his name anymore. Darkest alao has a small bit of anxiety when he's around his husband Wilford, but he knows Wilford is trying his best to be a better guy. Nobody in my AU apart from the Darkstache kidd are innocent and flawless. Celine hates her ex husband, Damien and Darkest both hate Mark (Darkest less so because of that relentless dream of one day being able to rest in heaven with Wilford, he knows its hopeless but he still tries regardless.) Wilford never had full romantic feelings for Celine, even back when he was Wilson (or William in the canon lore. I changed his name for a personal reason), him and Damien came up with a plan to get Celine out of her abusive relationship with Mark. It worked but Wilson admitted after her divorce that he liked her brother more than her romantically. For their timeperiod he knew it was wrong to like guys and males, but he trusted Celine.

[sprucedarkstache]

Am I the only one upset that there’s not more Iron Lung standalone content? Like, this movie took so long to make as an independent production, was finally released, had about 3 weeks in the spotlight, and then Bloodymary came about, and now going through any tags you can barely find singular stuff for Iron Lung.

I’m not trying to devalue anyone who enjoys Bloodymary, I really do enjoy the dynamic (when people aren’t babying Simon to be some wet puppy and aren’t making Grace some ‘innocent ball of sunshine’), it just feels kinda disingenuous to Mark’s work for the only thing to find online is… a ship. I feel we have lost the value of the movie as a whole as it’s a story about sacrifice, and it feels like it was sent to the chopping block as an accessory to an already successful book and movie by a successful studio and actor.

Idk. Just thinking about stuff, my word is not law, I’m just rly sad I don’t have enough standalone posts like headcanons or fan animatics when it’s such an interesting concept, and Simon is such a well of potential that is only used as an accessory to Ryland Grace.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

Darkest appears in Marks office holding a knife to his neck with pure rage on his face, he had just recently been in an accident and nobody else knew outside of Darkests universe. "You stupid fucking asshole."

"Hm?" He noticed the knife. "Ah." He chuckled. "What did I do this time?"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest presses the knife harder onto his skin. "You fucking killed me." Darkest was being very out of character.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"I know. What else did I do to make you this mad?" He hummed. "Or are just still hung up on that? I apologised-"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest gave him the deadliest of death glares as he hears someone come in and spawns another knife and throws it at the person entering the room before turning his attention back to Mark. "I fucking hate you." He knicks Marks neck to draw blood.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Hey! Don't throw knives at my husband!"

Ben thankfully ducked.

"What has gotten into you?"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest grips Marks neck incredibly tightly, cutting off his airways. Darkest wasn't in the mood to listen to anybody.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You crazy bastard!" He whipped him in he face with his tail.

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest was unaffected, then the detail appeared. Darkest had a bandage under his hair on his head, his grip tightens on Marks neck as he throws Mark harshly against a wall before teleporting a match and lighter to himself.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Hey! Put that fucking match down!"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest smirks and lights it. "Gladly." He drops it on Marks newest and latest scripts for an upcoming play.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

Benjamin hits Darkest with a broom.

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest was immediately knocked unconscious, within that same moment Wilford finally teleported in. "I am SO sorry about this you two!" Wilford had a cast on his left arm and a few bandaids on his face. "We recently gotten into a car accident and Dark hasn't been himself at all."

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Yeah, well fuck you for not warning us sooner! We could've died, Wil!" He rubbed his neck. "And what about my goddamn work?!"

[thedarkestplier]

"Both of you are already dead remember? You cant die twice, no matter what universe you're in. And I would've came sooner but my portals aren't the best made with only one hand to work with. And dont worry about your work." Wilford teleports his scripts and stuff, brand new. "They're replaceable."

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"WE can!" He scowled. "If Darkest got anywhere NEAR my heart, I would've been done!"

Well atleast his work is okay.

[thedarkestplier]

"Be lucky he DIDNT kill you. I had to send our kids to their aunt just until Darkest gets his memory back." Soft echoed groaning could be heard. "Ughh... What happened..? Mark..?" Darkest had looked up, confused as hell.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You happened, you bastard."

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest gave him a blank stare as he sat up. "What do you mean markus?" Wilford sighs with relief "Oh he's back!"

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

Darkest appears in Marks office holding a knife to his neck with pure rage on his face, he had just recently been in an accident and nobody else knew outside of Darkests universe. "You stupid fucking asshole."

"Hm?" He noticed the knife. "Ah." He chuckled. "What did I do this time?"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest presses the knife harder onto his skin. "You fucking killed me." Darkest was being very out of character.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"I know. What else did I do to make you this mad?" He hummed. "Or are just still hung up on that? I apologised-"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest gave him the deadliest of death glares as he hears someone come in and spawns another knife and throws it at the person entering the room before turning his attention back to Mark. "I fucking hate you." He knicks Marks neck to draw blood.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Hey! Don't throw knives at my husband!"

Ben thankfully ducked.

"What has gotten into you?"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest grips Marks neck incredibly tightly, cutting off his airways. Darkest wasn't in the mood to listen to anybody.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"You crazy bastard!" He whipped him in he face with his tail.

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest was unaffected, then the detail appeared. Darkest had a bandage under his hair on his head, his grip tightens on Marks neck as he throws Mark harshly against a wall before teleporting a match and lighter to himself.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Hey! Put that fucking match down!"

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest smirks and lights it. "Gladly." He drops it on Marks newest and latest scripts for an upcoming play.

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

Benjamin hits Darkest with a broom.

[thedarkestplier]

Darkest was immediately knocked unconscious, within that same moment Wilford finally teleported in. "I am SO sorry about this you two!" Wilford had a cast on his left arm and a few bandaids on his face. "We recently gotten into a car accident and Dark hasn't been himself at all."

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"Yeah, well fuck you for not warning us sooner! We could've died, Wil!" He rubbed his neck. "And what about my goddamn work?!"

[thedarkestplier]

"Both of you are already dead remember? You cant die twice, no matter what universe you're in. And I would've came sooner but my portals aren't the best made with only one hand to work with. And dont worry about your work." Wilford teleports his scripts and stuff, brand new. "They're replaceable."

[actormark-aka-thebestsnactor]

"WE can!" He scowled. "If Darkest got anywhere NEAR my heart, I would've been done!"

Well atleast his work is okay.

[thedarkestplier]

"Be lucky he DIDNT kill you. I had to send our kids to their aunt just until Darkest gets his memory back." Soft echoed groaning could be heard. "Ughh... What happened..? Mark..?" Darkest had looked up, confused as hell.