The Dark Listeners Club

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[prokopetz]

I woke up this morning to a man with a thick Southern US accent singing an ode to his John Deere tractor, in French. I can't help but feel this is going to set the tone for the day.

[exitwound]

they’ve gotta stop building new houses and start building older ones

[chansaw]

PSA for new tumblr users!

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

[postnuclearophelia]

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

[evilkitten3]

now that i think about it, jonathan harker would’ve been a great character in frankenstein. he’s so completely oblivious to dracula’s red flag parade that he’d probably completely avert the creature’s murderous rampage by accidentally befriending him after spending a page and a half writing about some weirdly tall homeless guy with daddy issues he ran into

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

“I’ve met the most peculiar man today. He was far taller in height than I have ever witnessed before. His face gave off a general sense of ugliness, though I cant quite place why considering he seems to be quite handsome when not in animation. A multitude of scars seemed to cover his body, perhaps from a terrible accident and the subsistent surgeries. I’ve noticed that he always looks close to crying. When i asked his name, he replied, in length, that he had none. How queer! As he seemed fairly harmless, and rather in need, I invited him to accompany me on my passage to Count Dracula. He looked bewildered, but accepted. I know not whether he shall continue to accompany me when I return to Mina, but I’m quite certain she would never reject hospitality to so miserable a man!”

[evilkitten3]

i love you

[alisonzai]

[thedarklistenersclub]

once my sister asked me about pencils. At 11:30 at night. So I read the entire wiki page on the invention of pencils before I went to bed and found out that the only solid graphite deposit in the world is in England. That’s why English pencils were considered the best, before methods of making pencil leads using graphite dust were invented.

So yeah, sometimes you need to know information

[mienar]

dreaming of doing chores in my personal little village

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[justsomeectoplasm]

Oh to be a strange gnc cloaked person exploring an abandoned world and vibing

[justsomeectoplasm]

1000 of ya'll agree so get your ponchos and cloaks we're going on an ambigious journey with no clear destination and either vibe on some ruins or kill an omnipresent being.

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

[misshoneywheeler]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[theweirdwideweb]

[boombnuy]

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

“Dear old Chester! Just the same as ever!”

“My dear Captain Haddock! You haven’t changed a bit!”

Thought I’d give my take on a young Haddock and Chester, as well as a middle aged postwar Tintin and Chang. I like researching historical fashion, even if I’m not that good at it! More rambling under the Read More:

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[nellfallcard]

Inspiration:

[sosuperawesome]

Maxine Vee on Instagram

[low-shear-velocity-province]

It's very easy to say that magic doesn't exist, but ultimately computers work by channeling lightning through a series of crystals, so who's really to say.

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[thedarklistenersclub]

I used to get so scared when I couldn’t sleep that I would go and wake up my parents. Finally my mother said, “sometimes all your body needs is rest” and the acceptance that lying down and closing my eyes was what I needed... yeah, life-changing

[sexpigeon]

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

[theinfiknight]

Unironically love this