The scariest monsters;

Mark, Taker, as long as it ain't out of line I don't really care which you stick with. S'all the same to me. (Not the real 'Taker, don't be silly. RP blog.)

[thedeadneverdie]

That attitude is showing.

Make sure you keep at it until you’ve taken them all.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

Means I’m getting better if I can sass you. Ugh do I have to?

[thedeadneverdie]

Which is the only reason I’m letting you get away with it.

Yes.

[thedeadneverdie]

That attitude is showing.

Make sure you keep at it until you’ve taken them all.

[thedeadneverdie]

S’been a Hell of a week. Not really trying to get into it anymore than that.

Hope them little brats I left in charge of the Bar treated you folks well while I was away.

[professorjacobsxcathoarder]

I’m going on that date.

[thedeadneverdie]

So you and the Kid patched it all up, then? 

[professorjacobsxcathoarder]

Yes.

[thedeadneverdie]

...What do you want, a god damn biscuit?

[thedeadneverdie]

I wouldn’t call it “vanishing.”

Had something to take care of. I went, got the job done, and now I’m back. Simple.

What have you been taking for your condition?

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

We’ll stick to vanishing. I’m on antibiotics, hell if I know what they’re called though.

[thedeadneverdie]

Taking care of business is more like it.

You shouldn’t be takin’ anything without knowing what it is. Never know what kind of reactions you might have. Is it working alright?

[thedeadneverdie]

I wouldn’t call it “vanishing.”

Had something to take care of. I went, got the job done, and now I’m back. Simple.

What have you been taking for your condition?

[thedeadneverdie]

S’been a Hell of a week. Not really trying to get into it anymore than that.

Hope them little brats I left in charge of the Bar treated you folks well while I was away.

[professorjacobsxcathoarder]

I’m going on that date.

[thedeadneverdie]

So you and the Kid patched it all up, then? 

[thedeadneverdie]

S’been a Hell of a week. Not really trying to get into it anymore than that.

Hope them little brats I left in charge of the Bar treated you folks well while I was away.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

Look who’s alive

[thedeadneverdie]

Could say the same thing about you.

I can feel the hissy fit comin’, but if you would do me the favor of postponin’ chewin’ my ass out to a later time I’d appreciate it.

I love ya. Sorry for not callin’. Yes, I’m an asshole. I’ll do that cuddle thing you like. 

[thedeadneverdie]

S’been a Hell of a week. Not really trying to get into it anymore than that.

Hope them little brats I left in charge of the Bar treated you folks well while I was away.

[thedeadneverdie]

We’re gonna fix that. Once you get what you need to get, we’ll get you back home and into bed.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

Can you come pick me up? My appointment is soon.

[thedeadneverdie]

Let me grab my keys, be over soon.

[thedeadneverdie]

We’re gonna fix that. Once you get what you need to get, we’ll get you back home and into bed.

[thedeadneverdie]

Yes, Master.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

I’d make a remark but I really don’t feel like it

[thedeadneverdie]

No pervy, smart ass follow up? You must feel like shit.

[thedeadneverdie]

Yes, Master.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

I feel like death warmed over, where is my bigger half I need him to carry me. 

[thedeadneverdie]

Is that all I’m good for, carting your ass around?

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

When I’m sickly? Yes.

[thedeadneverdie]

S’nice to know that I’ve found my true purpose in life.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

I feel like death warmed over, where is my bigger half I need him to carry me. 

[thedeadneverdie]

Is that all I’m good for, carting your ass around?

[thedeadneverdie]

If the whole “bein’ polite” thing didn’t work, tossin’ your ass over my shoulder and carrying you down there myself was plan B.

If you need me there, that’s where i’ll be.

[sympathy--forthedevil-blog]

I’ll make an appointment for tomorrow then.

[thedeadneverdie]

Just let me know what time, I’ll get someone to cover for me.

[neverxfuckinxmore-deactivated20]

Why do you always think I’m fuckin’ with you? Of course I’m gonna eat, I’m fuckin’ starved.

[thedeadneverdie]

‘Cause you always are. Good, and make sure it’s something with sustenance.

[neverxfuckinxmore-deactivated20]

….what are approved foods?

[thedeadneverdie]

Anything that ain’t somethin’ you can eat right out of a package.

[thedeadneverdie]

If the whole “bein’ polite” thing didn’t work, tossin’ your ass over my shoulder and carrying you down there myself was plan B.

If you need me there, that’s where i’ll be.