the deducers

Laughing when I shouldn't Absurd Funny Comedy Awkward

[whitepeopletwitter]

[all-funny-memes]

Read books, get chicks

[recaption]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[hydro-homies]

Make Coke coke again

[love-personal]

[30-minute-memes]

Must be nice

[quotemadness]

“I am afraid of failure before I begin.”

— Sylvia Plath

[thededucers]

As grandma said, “don’t do anything, ever”

[coltre]

what do you mean you can’t go out anymore I prepared psychologically for 72 hours for this

[dutchster]

handing over the planet to the next generation like

[sixpenceee]

Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since become something of a fertility symbol.

Due to the naturalistic style of the sculpture there is a fold in Noir’s trousers which make him appear to be aroused. Myth says that placing a flower in the top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. This is located at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris

[thechubbynerd]

“Honey our pregnancy test came back negative we have to go rub the statue’s dick again”

[oliviadumhan]

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

[ostracizedpoodle]

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

[miiriya]

[destroymylife]

[unofficiallyobamasworld]

[i-live-for-the-meme-blog]