Mar 16, 2013
How to be a Legend.
1)Get drunk, get very very very drunk.
2) Attempt to shower yourself in the morning. Ideally, you should still be a little bit drunk and definitely unable to stand for longer than 30 seconds.
3) Try and crawl back to your room in nothing but a towel.
4) Stop trying because it is an impossible task and you feel you will faint.
5) Lie in the corridor with a towel barely covering you until the postman arrives and sees your ass.
6) Shout apologies at the postman for still being drunk and a disgrace to all of humanity.
7) Remain in this position until notified otherwise. (ie bodily functions are calling you.)
