karinette

[jewelcoatfish]

centaurs are out at kingfisher after a game in new york and shane wanted to come catch up with hunter and vaughn and bennett and he did have a great time but the night is getting long and he’s a bit sleepy so he does what he always does when ilya stays up to watch a movie and he doesn’t want to go to bed without ilya: he leans his chin on ilya’s shoulder and closes his eyes while still taking in the surroundings.

ilya asks him if he wants to leave yet and he shakes his head very lightly because he’s still having fun just soaking in the conversation without participating. so now what everyone else sees is shane hollander hooking his chin on ilya rozanov’s shoulder and hugging his arm and oh it must be a possessive thing because ilya was a manwhore and the entire time shane just feels most relaxed when he’s leaning onto ilya and letting ilya guide the social interactions.

ilya sometimes drops kisses into his temple and hair and pets his cheek to check up on him and he lets out a little satisfied sound and ilya smiles and goes back to terrorising scott and eric

[karingold]

Минутка саморекламы моего фанфика

Спокойной ночи, капитан!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83953356

Фандом: Heated rivalry

Пейринг: Шейн Холландер/Илья Розанов

Описание: Жизнь капитана хоккейной команды университета Макгилла Шейна Холландера держится на трех столах: хоккей, порядок, тишина. Когда он заваливает критический экзамен, ему назначают репетитора – Илью Розанова, известного тусовщика, имеющего самый высокий балл на факультете. Шейн готов перетерпеть хаос, чтобы не лежать на скамейке запасных. Илья притворяться, что не помнит статистику Шейна наизусть.Между повторением и поцелуем — одна неудача, пара случайностей и один учебник по биомеханике.

На данный момент написано 10 глав (30к слов). Обновление 1-2 развивая неделю.

[karingold]

I think the fandom has a slightly odd approach to the idea of ​​Ilya being captain in Ottawa.Like, what do you mean, "he has to give that job to Shane"?What do you mean, "Shane won't be happy losing the captaincy and having to report to Ilya"?Well, first of all, Shane won't be happy reporting to Ilya? Really?Secondly, Ilya isn't some random stranger bossing Shane around. He's his beloved husband, who respects and cares for him. Who listens to his opinions and fully acknowledges his awesomeness.Thirdly, why should Shane get the armband at all? Because? Why not give it back to Budu? Who, let me remind you, has been playing on this team much longer than their hockey-playing husbands. Who's also a great hockey player. Who spent his entire career in Ottawa and did a ton to help unite the team. No, that's something else?And fourthly, why are we ignoring Ilya's efforts to become captain? Did he work as hard as Shane did to achieve this? On two teams? Didn't he earn that title by becoming a team leader, speaking a second language, all alone on another continent? In the same year, Shane? Didn't he lead his team to the Cup at 23?I don't know, try watching "Role Model" alongside "The Long Game" and see how he manages to be captain even in his worst mental state.And don't you think Shane would be willing to relax a bit and take a break from captaincy duties?

[mercyandmountainwater]

Once upon a time a group of idiots (The Boston Raiders) decided to steal their captains phone and prank call his girl.

Shane (Home sick with a horrible cold) (Bored) (Missing his boyfriend) replies in a deep gravelly voice: Hey, how’s my baby doing?

The Boston raiders then hang up the phone and never talk about Ilya Rozanov’s secret boyfriend who they all assume must be the gruffest biker/lumberjack/bouncer in the world.

[cuppydogshane]

Ilya could create a schism in the church out of how bad he wanted to fuck shane but henry tudor could Never lead boston to a stanley cup. and thats why Ilya is good

[chubby-cry-baby]

okay but clothing snob ilya rozanov is so satisfying

“shane you have to iron that… actually i will iron it for you” “thank you i hate ironing”

“shane please get rid of this it has so many holes and you don’t even like it” “but it’s soft”

“shane your shirt is missing a button why didn’t you tell me” “you’re the one who ripped that shirt off”

“shane this is a nice shirt you cannot wear those pants with it” “it’s fine!!!” “it clashes”

“shane I have an appointment with my tailor that morning, what other day works for you?”

[trashcanniballecter]

Ilya, Drunk: I want-

The Centaurs, in unison: Shane Hollander to crush your skull between his thighs. Killing you instantly. We know.

[fractally]

The thing about the argument in TLG y'all is that they were BOTH being crazy on account of, oh right, being closeted professional athletes under a huge amount of pressure playing a violent and famously homophobic sport while trying to keep their relationship a secret from everyone in their lives and also you know navigating the international situation for gay men and also your team sucks (either they keep losing or they're all dicks)

But yeah anyway they're both not doing well nor thinking rationally. Ilya's demanding stuff of Shane they've never talked about. Shane is letting his singlemindedness keep them locked onto a path that's hurting them both. They're not communicating they're having sex to avoid conversations. They're both falling apart because they're attempting to do something thats just too fucking difficult for almost anyone, let alone two traumatized kids with matching diagnoses

[burymecherry]

ilya rozanov headcanons

these are some wholesome/funny ilya headcanons. I think his reputation/public perception from the hockey world in the GCU being so different to who he actually is is such a fun thing to explore like…yes he’s an asshole and a menace but he’s also so fun and sweet and silly goofy. Also I don’t think we hear enough about his years in boston so i like making up stuff to fill in those blanks. boston boy/ masshole ilya is very dear to me!!!!

he is a massive foodie! he has a list of places in every city that he loves and he enjoys exploring new coffee shops and restaurants. he also leaves in depth reviews for all of them. may even have a secret instagram account for his food reviews…

also he is not a food snob at all!! he has a favorite questionable hot dog stand and is loyal customer to the chinese place in his neighborhood despite it having a C health rating and multiple shut downs for rat infestations!!!

loves pitbulls and staffy’s (he follows several instagram account dedicated to them)

learned english by watching king of the hill and south park

sveta introduced him to reality tv and he became obsessed. he has watched almost every season of housewives and vanderpump rules. It’s his guilty pleasure cause he’s a messy bitch addicted to the drama.

has visited the russian turkish bath’s in NYC. (iykyk)

has the most INSANE dunkin’ order that is absolutely disgusting and nonsensical i’m talking a large iced americano with the maximum amount of espresso shots allowed plus 6 pumps of caramel and 2 pumps of sugar free hazelnut and 1 pump blueberry. no milk just espresso and flavored syrup

is a caffeine demon in general. (undiagnosed adhd king) like this man’s breakfast is a red bull and a cigarette

made truly HORRENDOUS fashion choices in the 2010s. like my man was putting together HEINOUS outfits. he regularly dressed like he was on jersey shore in 2011-2012 and was terrorizing every public event with the most gaudy versace suits. he probably wore a “come at me bro” tank top unironically.

insane digital footprint, like the second he discovered twitter mans was live tweeting his every thought. has been cancelled multiple times for old tweets💀 (nothing serious just him being a little shit)

is an extremely good tipper, he regularly leaves 100-200 dollar tips on the smallest checks. same with strip clubs, the strippers love him because he’s respectful and will tip $$$ without expecting anything in return.

hates country music but has a fascination with cowboys and the wild west. (he would love red dead redemption) bawled his eyes out watching brokeback mountain then begged shane to dress up as them for halloween (it only worked cause he looks too sexy in a cowboy hat for shane to say no)

knows a lot of random lore about american history. (do NOT ask him about boston’s great molasses flood!!!) additionally, when he first started traveling for games he would HAVE to check out each new place’s tourist attraction/and the history museums

before him and shane went public he had a reputation for being one of the guys in the league that was a confusing but supportive ally like i totally could see him posting a selfie with a random gay celebrity being like “such an honor to meet you #loveislove” (akin to when future posted that picture with elton john and put love is love in the caption)

is literally a boston crypdid, like this man is turning up in the most RANDOM places at all hours of the day/night. a fan will post a pic with him and be like “i met ilya rozanov at my 8 year old sister’s piano recital!?!?!” or “spotted ilya rozanov on my bus route today carrying a potted plant?!?”

has a unique ability to make friends with anyone and everyone, he is very good at remembering names and faces. When he thanks someone he thanks them using their name. (he makes a conscious effort to do so)

he is so silly to me🫶

[yuqis-ifty]

Shane does absolutely initiate things in the relationship between him and Ilya. He was the first to introduce themselves to the other, was the first to initiate non-sexual intimacy(the fourhead kisses while he was freshly fucked out), first to break the prolonged silence between them during the olympics and approaching Ilya just for the sake of checking in and not asking for anything in return, first to try and actually have a conversation with the other and actively trying to get Ilya to not go back to Russia, first to invite the other to their place for a long period of time aside from the time they have during the season(the cottage), first to add the whole "let's just try to be honest with each other", first to establish their relationship as something more meaningful than simple attraction, and the first to proactively plan their future plenty in advance. Shane does initiate, he does do so much and gives so much in their relationship, acknowledging this is necessary to understanding Shane as a person as well as a character. He will go above and beyond his own rountine and comfort zone gir Ilya, always for Ilya.

[karingold]

Ilya's cottage bag was so small because 90% of its contents were shorts like these

[insane-detective]

Shout out to all the writers that are dedicated to putting Hayden Pike in Looney Toons ass situations where he finds out about Hollanov!

[karingold]

After the Tlg, Montreal hockey fans only come to their home arena for games against Ottawa.

[karingold]

One morning, an Ottawa girl surfed the internet over a cup of coffee and suddenly realized why her relationship with a local hockey star in her senior year had failed...

[taviacoolcat]

i get why people joke about ilya telling shane he regularly hooks up with women and then immediately reaping what he sows by shane then going and getting with rose, but i need you all to tell me y'all know that's not Just what happened. like you guys know ilya trying to give shane the space to share his sexuality by being open about his own (albeit in a very roundabout ilya way) was not ilya setting himself up for shane to start seeing rose as a malicious attempt to get back at ilya. and you guys know ilya casually sleeping with women is not the same thing as shane getting a very public capital g Girlfriend that everyone in north america knows about. and you guys do know shane was trying so badly to "fit in" and be "normal" that he thought getting along with a single woman his age meant he should date her. you guys do understand and recognize the layers to this issue and miscommunication of their's right guys? right? it's important to me that you all know all this

[brownbitchshit]

I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough how Ilya is a lover but Shane is a protector! Like yes they both are Loverboys and carers but Shane is ferally protective of Ilya since day 1.

Ilya couldn’t understand what the reporter is saying, Shane stepped up to answer for him.

He felt something was off with Ilya in Sochi, kept checking up on him.

After Sochi when Shane realized how dangerous Russia is for Ilya, he tried to convince Ilya to not go back by asking if it's safe, if he has to go back.

When Ilya opened up about his father, Shane climbed up on his lap and hugged him. In that entire episode he kept checking up on Ilya to see if he is okay, if everything back home is okay.

When they get to the cottage, Shane is taking his bag, making his food, making sure he is taken care of. When Ilya talks about the danger of having a Russian passport and marrying Svetlana, Shane is the one who stays up all night to make them 10 years plan.

When his mom questions Ilya's loyalty to Boston Shane defends him.

This isnt the end. In TLG, Shane defends Ilya to Hayden and JJ.

When the near plane crash happens Shane proposes to show Ilya that he is 100% sure about them.

Most importantly when the Commissioner threatens Ilya and Shane to destroy their career, Shane snaps and says he chooses Ilya.

Shane is constantly making sure of Ilya's wellbeing, planning things for him, defending and choosing him everytime. Ilya is 100% Shane's baby and Shane is an overprotective mother hen which I think is beautiful.

[batgirlsarepokemon]

Reading Tough Guy, i’m two chapters in and I think Ryan Price is my favorite character in this whole universe sorry to Shane, Ilya, Scott and Kip.