The Digital Bean

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If you go to the land of normal, no one will be there.

[Sara Paxton]; “Heartbeat”

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Kiera, get me a salad for lunch. I don't care what kind, as long as it has a cheeseburger on top.

Kat Grant to Kara; Supergirl

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Felicity Smoak, you have failed this omlette.

Oliver Queen; “Arrow”

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Dollhouse - Topher Meets Echo

Topher: Is she... still Eleanor Penn?

Boyd: Yes!

Topher: Is she still Terry Carens?

Boyd: Topher! Yes!

Topher: So she's still a serial killer.

Boyd: ...only a little.

Topher: Right. Only a... little bit serial killer. And we let her outside.

Boyd: She's in control, Topher.

Topher: She's in control? Not you? Not Paul? Who is she again? Does she still trust you with her life? Is that because she's programmed to or because you're a... swell guy with a... trusty brow?

[Echo enters with Paul]

Echo: I'd like to think both.

Topher: [Startled] Ah, she's here. You're all here. Nice to meet you [sincere smile].

Echo: We've met, Topher. Don't you remember?

Topher: She's funny! [Whispers to Boyd] A good sign?

[Boyd nods]

Topher: Um, so, we're going to send you to a Mr. Frank Pierce- I mean, if that's okay with you?

Echo: I do work here.

Topher: O-k [smiles]. Well, Frank wants Susan, who I guess is his wife? Whoa! No, she's his sister-in-law.

[Echo accesses repeat imprint]

Topher: If you could just hop into the chair...

Echo as Susan: Am I going to see Frank today? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, I can't wait [excitedly grabs Topher]

Echo: Got 'er. Repeat engagement. I had her filed away - [to Paul] Shall we go?

[Paul gives Topher a knowing glance as Echo walks to the Elevator]

[Topher looks at Paul, then at Boyd, then back at Paul and Echo as the elevator doors close]

Topher: I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster.

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I poo you not.

Topher Brink; Dollhouse

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Dollhouse - Belonging

Echo: Thanks for the treatment, Shaggy.

Topher: No problem, I-can't-remember-your-name-today.

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Ok, so, I probably never should have taken this course to begin with, but I figured it was mid-evil lit, not advanced evil- how hard could it be? So, I skipped intro to evil, or whatever..."

Kiki (Echo); Dollhouse

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Dollhouse - Man on the Street

Laurence Dominic: You played a good hand ma'am.

Adele DeWitt: I played a very bad hand very well. There is a distinction.

[thedigitalbean]

There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green.

Adele DeWitt; Dollhouse

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If she were any more relaxed, she'd be ooze.

Topher Brink; Dollhouse

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Smallville - Justice

Bart Allen: I want a lawyer.

Lex Luthor: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.

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Smallville - Odyssey

Ray: Pattern? Take your time with this one. It's especially difficult.

Chloe: Barn, tiger, car, hammer, tree, building, cup, phone, toaster, house, doll, football, book, umbrella, bench, paperclip.

Ray: And the logarithm?

Chloe: The seventh image moves forward by the power of four every six cycles.

Ray: My god.

Chloe: Ok, so I'm smarter than the average, but that doesn't give the government the right to treat me like their own private guinea pig.

Ray: You're special, Chloe.

Chloe: No I'm not. All I am is a halfway decent hacker who took a wrong turn down the information superhighway.

Ray: A hacker whose cognitive thinking just beat our fastest supercomputer.