The Directors Lounge

[just-shower-thoughts]

In retrospect, #TitsOutForHarambe would have been a much better hashtag

[snaily-deactivated]

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

[snaily-deactivated]

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[just-shower-thoughts]

17 years of engineering and iTunes is still crap.

[sixpenceee]

These bags of water are statues made of glass. By Dylan Martinez. 

[almostlikefairyland]

Nah.

[kindaangelic]

what fuckery is this

[theanimalmemes]

“my future child better be funny because i am not spending 18 years fake laughing in my own house”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[hooligan]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[theapatheticstag]

Lion King 2018

[ededdandeddy]

[sixpenceee]

Pac man x-ray (Source)

[mirchive-blog]

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

[frozenbysabrinaclaudio-deactiva]

[babysza]

So pure

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

[hrdlvckwmn]

200 WPM

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you go to jail for tax evasion, you’re living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Al Gore preformed a math-based dance, would it be considered an algorithm?

[thesweetfandomlife]

[sleepingpigeon]

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

[fuegokingg]

I walk in the room

She mad

[baddroid]