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That’s like “Birth date: 50 mph”
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“Birth date: 700 light years”
That’s like “Birth date: 50 mph”
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reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show
The smash hit of the summer.
why does this remind me of a Panic! at The Disco song
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom
Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).
Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.
I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.
When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.
Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.
I love this fandom
So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away
I am so proud of everyone who commented on this
This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!
And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?
Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.
Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.
Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.
WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?
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This post is amazing
My dude,,
Not that anything in this post is wrong, (except the very first part) but the reason nobody said anything about the princes is because in the original picture, it says “who marries a man they just met?” and then shows the disney princesses that supposedly did. The princes were never mentioned, and Kristoff didn’t say “who marries SOMEONE they just met?”
So, you seriously just made up a reason to make a post that had very little to do with disney princes, and used it as a reason to spew your hatred toward men.
Sexism is mean. Even when you direct it at the sex you don’t like
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I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this
Next level petty
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WHERES THE PICTURE OF OBIWAN THROWING MONEY AT POLE DANCING ANAKIN?!
I FOUND IT
You know, I know the type of people who follow me on tumblr well enough to know that all of you deviants have no doubt seen Pole-Dancing Anakin something like 217 trillion times now, but honestly? This is still such an incredibly well-done Photoshop and it is SO legitimately, truly funny and perfect (and frankly, the original photo is like, BARELY less suggestive than this doctored version which somehow makes it even funnier,) that I feel compelled to share it regardless.
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Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces
“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence
so is “Will Smith will smith.”
“Smith Will Smith will.”
I also just realized this could be a conversation.
Will Will Smith smith?
Will Smith Will Smith
*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.
imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”
My laziness is so complete that I bought a hookah so I could smoke at home instead of paying $20 a day to go to a hookah lounge, and now i just get mad that I have to turn my own coals in my own house, because nobody is paid to walk around every so often and fix them for me...