@thedrunkestvixen - Tumblr Blog

what spell do i cast for a girl to squish her boobs in my face

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

cruityx

grabbing your ass so hard it stretches your pussy

mind-transmission

Hey the sun is out, wanna fuck in public?

k1ll3rqu33n

Hey the full moon is out 🌕 wanna fuck in public under it?

angellic-cunt-7

when I flick them its like the butterflies wings are fluttering 🩵

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dominicsolletti

freeuse-fleshlight-4

Ugh being a whore in one of these is such a dream just being used 24/7 🥰

realniggalito

swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

most-sane-classicist

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

greenalertsapphic

Me and who? 😩

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forestgreenivy-deactivated20250

I think October will fix me.

nixiecat

[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today

shelbyblueeyes

eatthekidsfirst

I will never understand why people upload cropped, low-res, uncredited art. Here's the full piece, originally created for a collaboration with watchmaker Ulysse Nardin: