Controversial "Precog Guru" Comes Out Of Hiding

The Smart Man Picks His Nose. The Wise Man Picks His Knows.

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Don't kick him while he's down? Mate I broke his legs already how else am I supposed to kick him.

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"If you don't shut that dick-sucking mouth of yours I will electrocute your dog until the corpse starts smoking"

-Galileo Galilei

Prove he didn't say this.

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Apologies for the lack of posts, I was found dead.

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I put down 20,000 wampum on this fucking big hoss, if he doesn't show I'll have him turned into a fucking paintbrush and make his jockey eat it.

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Your tax dollars at work? Your tax men are at work in my basement making counterfeit rolexes at gunpoint. Thank me later.

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The first Christmas was created by "Good" King Wenceslaus (who was Turkish) and when he saw what he had done he immediately jumped out a window. Something to think about now that it's the holiday season.

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DETECTIVE AND DICEMAN VERSUS THE ROGUE BEAST

SCENE ONE: DETECTIVE and DICEMAN in police cruiser racing down highway. DETECTIVE is loading gun. DICEMAN is not driving.

DICEMAN: "The beast we're looking for resembles a koala bear, but not quite as weak."

PI: "I can handle a few koalas. How weak are we talking?"

DICEMAN: "About as weak as twenty stallions."

The car crashes.

DICEMAN: "And even one stallion is stronger than a koala so we'll have to be careful."

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Yo Mama so drought-stricken, her irrigation systems failed!

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Re: Donald Trump's "Drill Baby Drill" campaign:

I cannot in good conscience advocate for a man who advocates drilling babies. Apart from clubbing there are no humane ways to kill/lobotomise babies.

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The tax man is stealing my kraski prsut. One pig had to die to make this ham let's not make it two.

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Having a wasp spliff (indica+wasp spray) rn and I swear to God the very air is bleeding.

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Clarification on a prev post: I snapped the fucker's legs off. The pain was biblical.

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I'm trying to cancel next week but I don't have enough cosmic jade ball to destroy that much spacetime. I would buy more but I spazzed all my wampum buying fish clothes.

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"They don't allow you to use drills, but you can. I've seen it. Done it, even..."

Even my archnemesis, drillmann, felt a moment of pity. That was just the opening I needed.

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I have about 7 or 8 tax collectors in my basement.

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Every time they complain about wanting to be fed I toss this really fucked up grenade-shaped food down the stairs and it scares wrinkles into them, fucking hilarious.

[thee-psychick-dicemann]

I have about 7 or 8 tax collectors in my basement.