On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Ghost Babes, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Haaaarmooons, two ghost babies, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Doctors, Three Haaarmooons, Two Ghost Babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven Mean Anons Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight Hot guys, Seven Mean Anons Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine peeping eyes, Eight Hot guys, Seven Mean Anons Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten Sparkly Thongs (Oh boy!), Nine peeping eyes, Eight Hot guys, Seven Mean Anons Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven Ounces of Coke, Ten Sparkly Thongs (Oh boy!), Nine peeping eyes, Eight Hot guys, Seven Mean Anons Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player, And a partridge in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve days made by Eric thus meaning this song sucks and is totally lame and corny, Eleven Ounces of Coke, Ten Sparkly Thongs (Oh boy!), Nine peeping eyes, Eight Hot guys, Seven Mean Anons Six Orgy Parties, Five golden bottles of alcohol, Four doctors, Three Haaarmoooons, Two ghost babies, One Guitar Player