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Fanfic writer | Occasional artist | LaDS addict
I write fanfics and sometimes draw my own stuff; original content makes surprise appearances. Requests are open, so feel free to slide into my DMs if there’s something you’d like to see written.
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I just started watching SpyXFamily and the anime is super cute and fun so far. BUT the last episode I watched was episode 5, Pass or Fail, where they do the fun castle and Loid gets all the agents to come and play out this fantasy for Anya. Why does this scream Sylus as a dad? He wouldn't hesitate to put on this huge spectacle for his kid and pretend to save her. Literally would spare no expense; he would have all of Onychinus at his kids' disposal. ANYWAY this lives in my head rent free now.
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I can't keep up with all these hot men popping up on my feeds, all this anime I have to watch, and Manga I have to read now because of these pretty boys. I'm looking at you Kaiju #8 and Gachiakuta
Choso is a munch.
I will die on this hill that man is utterly and completely a munch
MunchChoso who is pussy drunk past the point of no return, he thinks about it 24/7.
MunchChoso who treats your pussy like it's the holy grail, not letting an ounce of you go untasted as he goes down on you like the goddess you are to him.
MunchChoso with one hand firmly gripping your thigh, a thumb idly circling your clit. Dark eyes hungry as he looks up at you. MunchChoso who licks you off his lips and kisses and worships your thighs before and after he's done making you cum on his tongue. MunchChoso, who praises you once you have finally unraveled completely on his tongue and can't anymore. Good girl
Grocery shopping with the Li's
Caleb and yourself usually always do a bit of grocery shopping together, but never anything too crazy. Why? Because he always has the fridge stocked with all the necessities for his Pipsqueak. Whenever you do shop together, it's like he reads your mind. "Oh, I'm gonna go grab the-" He's either finishing your sentence or it's already in the cart.
Rafayel is an impulse shopper. It always starts with good intentions. he has a list written out, you go in chanting your mantras of "Three things, just three things." Next thing you know, you come out having spent $250 on things you both just thought looked good.
Xavier and you both have a one-track mind, snacks, you are just after that munchy craving, whether it's chocolate, candy, chips, or instant ramen. When you are leaving and you look at the bags filled with your haul. You mentally vow that next time you will try and get some vegetables.
Zayne is either up and down every aisle to be thorough or list and only list; he goes in for the specifics and is out quick. You like to wander and usually end up adding things to the cart, earning a shake of his head or a raised eyebrow and a chuckle, but he never says no to you. (*Edit* you would also discover that countless sweets had been added to the cart when you weren't looking.)
Sylus..DO NOT look at anything too long. If you stare for a millisecond too long, it goes into the cart. Sylus will buy anything you want on a whim. Since he usually gets his groceries delivered, he is really only here to spend time with his Kitten and treat you to whatever you desire.
The LI's preparing for you to stay over for a week.
Caleb would have everything ready in half a day or less. He would schedule vacation time, stock the fridge and cupboards with all your favourite snacks, and have a full week of dates planned. His house in Skyhaven would be freshly cleaned and new plushies added to the collection. And he would be picking you up personally in his plane. Zayne wouldn't need to prepare ahead too much; he would rather do preparations with you in the moment. He does make sure that the house is plenty stocked with all the sweets you and he could ever ask for, and an order for some fresh cakes and boba to pick up on the way to get you is placed as well.
Rafayel plans a list of whimsical dates to go on, but is also very open to improvising. He makes sure he will be the centre of your world for the whole week you are here. The freezer, cupboards, and fridge are all stocked with ingredients for him to cook new things for you, and a new selection of bath bombs has been added to the bathroom. He has also bought new clothes for himself and some matching outfits for the two of you. Xavier doesn't really prepare; the most he does is he has collected a handful of coupons for various restaurants that he wants to try with you and load up on snacks.
Sylus's preparation for his Kitten comes easily; multiple phone calls later, everything is all arranged. Nothing but the best for you after all/ He's made sure to fill the base with all your favourite things: new dresses, jewelry, gems, snacks, plushies. A horde of only the best for his sweetie.
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The other day, in the dms of my besties, I wrote a silly thing inspired by this art and I feel like sharing it here 🙂↕️🩷
It’s a quiet summer day, the heat is unbearable, and the fan hums so softly. Its whir blends into the background, along with the chatter of a silly TV show and the distant laughter of kids playing with a ball. Suguru sits on the floor, leaning back on his palms, with his head tilted toward the ceiling. He doesn’t have the energy for anything else. A bead of sweat slides down his neck and seeps into the collar of his shirt. His mouth hangs slightly open, and Gojo can’t look away.
He licks his lips when Suguru lets out a soft sound, half groan, half sigh. Suguru waves a hand in front of his face, but it’s hopeless. The heat is relentless. He lets out another moan. Then, with a small huff, he pulls his hair up into a high bun, a few charcoal strands slipping loose. Gojo raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corners of his mouth.
But the grin vanishes the moment Suguru grabs the hem of his t-shirt and pulls it off over his head. Gojo’s heart skips a beat.
Suguru has broad shoulders and a narrow waist. Gojo wants to trace the line of his spine with his tongue and follow the trail of sweat gliding down his sun-warmed skin. He doesn’t think—there’s just a buzzing in his head, drowning everything else out.
Suguru glances over his shoulder, confusion flickering in his eyes before melting into a playful grin as Gojo straddles his lap and loops his arms around his neck. Gojo doesn’t kiss him right away. Instead, he leans in and licks Suguru’s cheek, just to mess with him.
Suguru lets out a dramatic scream, and Gojo bursts into loud, unrestrained laughter from deep in his chest. It’s infectious. They tumble to the floor, still laughing, tangled up in each other and and enjoying this quiet morning. They know that another mission will come tomorrow—or maybe the day after, or the day after that.
Gojo burst through the door, a panting mess. "Baby, I'm here!" He was like a dog wagging his tail in excitement as he hurriedly shut the door. Kicking off his shoes and hastily peeling off his jacket and shirt as he made his way further into your shared place. “Baby?” He called out. “In the bedroom~” You cooed voice thick like honey, you tossed your phone aside, the text conversation still open to you, sending him a cheeky little “I’m ovulating, come put a baby in me” text.
He opened the door, hands fiddling with his belt, his expression as bright as the sun. “You mean it??” He asked as he lifted a leg to try and get his pants off, already hard from just the thought of it all. “Hurry up and get over here.” You demanded moving to spread your legs and run a playful finger down your scant lacey panties, Satoru’s favourite pair.
He had to pick his jaw up off the floor and nearly tripped on his pants as he kicked them away and clambered onto the bed. “Baby! Baby!” He was like a kid who just got told he was getting a pony, giddy and positively bursting with happiness; you could only laugh and beam with him. “Get over here already, silly.” Satoru crawled over to you and moved to cup your face, kissing you with adoration that soon blossomed into intensity, both of your hearts fluttering at the thought of finally starting a family together.
18+ Minors DNI CalebXReader, Eatingout, Slight Exhibitionism
You grip the pillow tighter, muffling your whimpers of pleasure. Afraid that if you falter in subduing them for even a second, someone will hear.
Your eyes and curling toes display just how much you are enjoying yourself. The room is quiet, other than your stifled sounds and the sloppy, hungry ones of the man who is currently eating you out.
Caleb's Ameterine eyes meet yours as he pulls away from your sticky lips. "I can barely hear you baby.." he said in a low tone of complaint, reaching up with a firm hand, he pulled the pillow away. His smirk playful but hinting at something a bit darker.
"C-Caleb, hey!" You protested as the pillow was torn from your grip; you didn't think you could get redder. "They'll hear us!" You whispered, flustered, as the laughter and sounds of your mutual friends sounded from behind the door.
Caleb only chuckled, he didn't care, all the better if the guests on the next room heard how much he made you squeal. As long as they knew you were his.
Caleb and Nonsexual Dominance
He pulls you closer in crowded areas, maybe casting a warning glance at anyone who might have dared to bump into you or even look at you. Never afraid to wrap a protective arm around you.
He fusses over you, fixing your hair, your clothes, your makeup. "Oh, pipsqueak, let me fix this for you," he would say with a sweet smile.
He knows what you want to order, and he will order for you; you don't get a choice because he knows what you would choose. He can handle it.
He makes sure you take care of yourself and are taken care of. A plate of food is put in front of you, and the TV is turned off so you can get ready for bed. He won't take no for an answer.
He holds your hand whenever he can. Guiding you through crowds, standing in line, shopping, and walking anywhere. His hand will firmly clasp yours whenever he feels the need to remind you he's here and yours.
He drives you places and picks you up. The colonel always makes time to take his pipsqueak places. You can take yourself, but why do that when he can be your personal escort for the day? And you are most definitely not opening your own door.
"You won't be getting off easy"
CalebXReader
Caleb’s hand lingered on the door, a deep, shaky breath leaving his lips as he attempted to compose himself. He hadn’t seen you since this morning, but what he had seen was your moment posts about grabbing lunch with Zayne at a local cafe. Regardless of the history you had with him, Caleb couldn’t help but feel very familiar feelings with the knowledge that another man had lunch with you. Jealousy and the need to remind you who you belonged to seethed in him all day.
After a moment, he opened the front door and stepped in, setting his things down, he called out to you. “I’m home Pips! Where are you?” you could hear his voice from the living room where you were lying on the couch. You knew he would most likely be upset about Zayne, and part of you did it on purpose. Riling up Caleb meant two things usually, one, you got to have amusement in seeing him squirm, and two, the night together was usually godly.
Today, you needed a particularly good time, so instead of quietly hanging out with Zayne, you made sure to post it on your moments feed. Knowing that the Colonel would see and come home with the intention to remind you just how you were his. Choosing your outfit accordingly, you wore one of his t-shirts and a scant pair of lacey red panties, both were some of his favourite things to see on you. As Caleb came into the room, he stiffened, his eyes that were sharp with his jealousy looked over you, the slight glimpse of crimson red between your legs, the phone open on the couch with text messages from Zayne. You saw him exhale deeply, and a smirk came to his lips as he closed his eyes and shook his head, and moved to undo his tie. “You won’t be getting off easy tonight..”
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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
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Caleb and anything with DeathByRomy is my current brainrot, I might be the only one who thinks this but I feel like more than a few of their songs just suit him.
Especially No Mercy, XXXhibitionist, and lowkey Pray to me. Just saying if there aren't any edits of him with this sort of music out there, there needs to be lol.
Sylus is such a poet 🫶🏻
