The Lunar Chronicles

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Daily adventures on the Rampion

Cress: I feel so sorry for Wolf. He seems really down these days...

Thorne: I know, we just threw a major spanner in Levana's plans and the whole crew's here, we should be celebrating!

Scarlet, shouting from Luna: What about me? What am I, chopped liver?

*Wolf perks up*

*Sniffs around*

Wolf: Chopped liver, where?

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#justlevanathings

Levana: Bae, come over

Evret: Your highness, I don't think that would appropriate

Levana: My parents aren't home

Evret: Uh, your highness, your parents are dead....

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Levana’s guide to love, happiness and a healthy marriage(s)

Tip #72: There’s nothing more romantic than sending him a cheeky little death threat every so often to remind him that you have the power to kill him but you simply choose not to. 

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Levana’s guide to love, happiness and a healthy marriage(s)

Tip #34: ‘Murder’ is such an ugly word. I much prefer ‘happy coincidence’ - in that it’s surely a coincidence that your untimely death has brought me great happiness. 

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Basically Scarlet in a nutshell

*A wild WOLF appeared*

- What will SCARLET do?

SCARLET used flirt!

- WOLF’s accuracy fell.

SCARLET used kiss!

- It is super effective!

- WOLF is paralyzed!

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Levana’s guide to love, happiness and a healthy marriage(s)

Tip #26: Ohana means family and family means wishing they were dead and/or disposing of the ones that get in your way.

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Levana’s guide to love, happiness and a healthy marriage(s)

Tip #9: Don’t worry about marrying boys at least tens years younger than you. Nobody would dare call you a cougar when you’re Empress.

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Torin discussing Kai's marriage

*in a conference with other world leaders*

Torin: Should you marry Queen Levana-

Kai: I'M TAKING NAP

Torin: Y-your Majesty?

Kai: I'M TAKING NAP HERE

Torin: B-but...

Kai: GOODNIGHT

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Levana’s guide to love, happiness and a healthy marriage(s)

Tip #17: Always declare your love right when he is in mourning. Some might call it insensitive. I call it kinky.

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Dr Erland: You're Lunar, Cinder

Cinder: I don't think that my father, the inventor of the bioelectricity security device, would be too pleased to hear about this.

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#justlevanathings

Levana: Oh Emperor Kai, I'm such a big fan of yours! Could I have an autograph?

Levana: *slides a piece of paper*

Kai: Wait, this is a marriage certificate!

Levana: Oh silly me, that's the wrong one!

Kai: Wait, these are war strategies against Earth!

Levana: Oh my, how clumsy of me!

Kai: Wait, are these medical reports on an antidote for the plague?

Levana: Oh how did they get there?

Kai: Wait, is this your eulogy for my funeral??

Levana: W-what? Don't be ridiculous. Long live the Emperor!

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Kai the fashionista

Kai: If you're the lost princess then why aren't you in a dress?

Cinder: WTF Kai, what are you the fashion police? You can't just ask people why they aren't wearing dresses

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The Lunar Chronicles in a nutshell from Kai's POV

Kai: Wait, you're a cyborg?

Cinder: Uh...

Kai: Wait, you're Lunar?

Cinder: Um...

Kai: Wait, you're kidnapping me?

Cinder: Er...

Kai: Wait, you're the lost princess?? WTF Cinder!

Cinder: Surprise!

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More Cresswell

Cress: Captain, can't you see how much I love you?

Thorne: OMG Cress, I'm literally blind. Do you have to rub it in?

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Wolflet in a nutshell

Wolf: I love-

Scarlet: *sharp intake of breath*

Wolf: *stares intensely*

Wolf: your tomatoes

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Torin: Your "feelings" for her-

Kai: W-what?! I don't like her!

Kai: *stares off into the distance*

Kai: I love her

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Cress & Thorne's relationship in a nutshell

Cress: I love you, Captain

Thorne: I love me too