The Fastest Queer Alive

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[thefastestqueeralive]

DC & general blog @thefastestqueeralive Supernatural sideblog @cosmiccowboycass

AO3 DC STORIES

The Sound of Lightning - deaf!Barry AU [WIP]

If Your Lightning Lips Aren't Mine - ColdFlash [WIP]

Paralysis Demon - paralysed!Barry oneshot

Chill, Spark, Burn - a short ColdFlashWave series [2/3]

How to Breathe - a Savitar story | Flash Fam Big Bang 2023

When are You Gonna Bring a Nice Girl Home? - ColdFlash Fic Exchange 2025

(Never) Want to be Alone - ColdFlash

SUPERNATURAL STORIES

A Dog-Eat-Dog World - SPNFolklore Bang 2024

These Hallways Echo - DeanCas HorrorFest 2024

Searching for a Rainbow - Dean/Cas Big Bang 2024

you will need an ao3 account to access my works because we do not approve of AI sweeping in this household

[leonkennedysprostate]

mobile games that do not need internet connection forcing you to have internet connection just so they can shovel ads in your face deserve to be shot

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free

[m1ontee]

[heckyeahharrisco]

[endiness]

[deadpastry]

I dont usually post shippy stuff but I do enjoy a wee bit of Bartkon here and there teehee :]

[shanesloverboy]

Unfortunately Hudson Williams committed several grave sins to the internet:

Masculanized an Asian character

Became a heartthrob as a POC

Gave an award-winning performance for a neurodivergent character

Is dating a woman after playing a gay man

Gets just as much praise as his white costar

Doesn't censor himself to fit in

IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO HAS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD SO DIABOLICALLY DOWN BAD FOR HIM

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[transmasc-theory]

I think the situation where trans men are now banned from all public bathrooms in the UK is a perfect summation of transandrophobia.

It happened in broad daylight. It was telegraphed ahead of time; TERFs were very clear they wanted trans men removed from public life entirely. Yet during the entire lead-up, and even since then, people have erased transmascs completely from the conversation, saying they weren't in danger like transfemmes are, and in fact alleging that transmascs enjoyed a measure of protection from TERFs, who allegedly just see them as confused little girls they want to protect.

And while people were busy being useful idiots and spreading TERF propaganda for them, while people were busy actively denying the threat to transmascs, TERFs made it so transmascs can be excluded from any public bathroom in the UK.

That's transandrophobia in a nutshell. Trans men don't die in the spotlight, they die in the shadows, and are told they're privileged for their quiet, out-of-sight deaths.

[thefastestqueeralive]

So I’m a trans guy in the UK, one thing I have always tried to avoid is using public bathrooms. Not at all because of my gender identity, or what I’m scared others might think or say or do to me; but because usually the public bathrooms are gross (especially the mens’), and the smell is barely tolerable, and it seems like nobody is paid to take care of the places, and the loo roll is so thin or sometimes not even there, and my social anxiety and respect for my own body vastly outweigh any desire to use a sticky-floored, piss drenched, unsanitary public restroom.

But the point here is that trans guys are just as human as everybody else, and thus we still have to pee (shocker, I know!). So frankly I will continue to use those nasty, smelly, 1 toilet to 6 urinal ratio public loos when I absolutely can’t wait until I get home.

I tend to avoid the news, so I don’t know when, precisely, the above situation happened, but what I do know is that every trans* person has the basic bodily functions as follows:

drinking fluids + digestion = full bladder

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[coldflash-corner]

Barry probably has showed up so often to Saints and Sinners to talk to Snart, debate with him, ask for help, etc. (with a complete absence of the fear anyone else would have) that it's basically common knowledge that Cold has a boyfriend that will show up and scold him like a Missus

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Someone new to the scene will notice that seemingly unprovoked, Len will tense up before turning to the door to wait expectantly, and they'll be really confused. Meanwhile people who have been witness to this over the years are used to Len just Knowing that Barry is about to stomp through the door to give him a lecture about how much of a mess he made of the art gallery while stealing a golden sculpture the night before.

The moment they see that telltale twitch of his mouth and the way his shoulders hunch up slightly, there is a chorus of "Oooooh, the wife's comin', Lenny! Somebody's in trooouuu-blllle!" and under the table bets about what it is the feared Captain Cold did this time to earn a finger wagging.

[incorrectcoldflashblog]

#im fucking obsessed with this#everyone else (ie. team flash) thinks of len as Captain Cold: public menace and bad guy#but the patrons of saints (heh) know better#they all know len is just a man whipped for that twink boyfriend of his#who never shows up unless he's got a bone to pick with len#anyone else and len would have frozen them to the floor for even thinking they could talk to him like that#but nooooo#barry comes stomping in and len sits there staring at him like an eager puppy#(a few people have speculated what that means for their sex life but it's safer not to ask) (via @softboydepot)

[joiningsaturn46]

I think about just how much Superman and Lois did in 4 seasons. One of which being with massive budget cuts.

In 4 seasons we got

A version of Clois that is already together and has a history. No wasted time on setup.

TWO superboys each showcasing the strengths and weakness of their parents

A version of Kryptonian culture that expands the lore while not just making them evil

Lex vs Superman in the Warsuit. PLUS Doomsday. PLUS Bizzaro.

An actually good multiverse plot with thematic subtext and reason to happen

Commentary on the American military and Clark stating that he is not an "American" superhero

And most importantly. An actual ending. For those sick of superhero plots that go on and on PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch Superman and Lois. It's only 4 seasons and it's SO GOOD!

It's standalone too, not in a big universe if you hate that kind of stuff. The actors are the same from the Arrowverse but the actual show is by itself

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[moldspace]

they have some flowers to give you (more weird vases)