TheFictitiousFacts

The truthful lies. Here be many a thing.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[lesbianherstorian]

from the zine lucky star by jessica max stein, a jewish lesbian writer known as “witch baby”, december 1998

[lolmemez]

Lottery

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[l3irdl3rain]

[bigchungo8383-deactivated202208]

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

[sofuckingblue]

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

[tiredherethicc]

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

[fnlrpa]

Just a meme I cooked up in 5 minutes

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[absolutelynothingitellyou]

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

[elidyce]

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

[readerman-blag]

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

[elephantwildlife]

“Get in the robot Garfield or Otis will have to do it again.

There’s lasagna in the Eva.”

The shirt is available HERE!

[vividplanet]

Harris Rosenblum Relic of the Corrupted Blood 2022

Soy based resin, cosmetic prosthetic, latex, french green cosmetic clay, aerosol hairspray, water gilding media (individual serving dehydrated bone broth, french green cosmetic clay, cosmetic kaolin, rabbit skin glue granules, terracotta clay), SD cards (contains archive of World ofWarcraft patch 1.7.0 (corrupted blood plague), 1.7.1 (plague fix) and interstitial script), USG drywall filler, automotive filler primer, wax.

[communisthatsunemiku]

this guy RULEs

[734fungus-blog]

[lesless]

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

[glamourweaver]

Make this the new meme!

[catboy-jim]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[sonic-gems-collection]

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

[occasionallyomniscient]

[bugpumpkin]

[whitepeopletwitter]

You fucking seahorse.

[letswonderspirit]

I made this at the crack of midnight

[1-700-aesthetics-deactivated202]

[cowboy]

whaoh why is uncle iroh giving zuko drugs

[konigstigerr]

uncle highroh lol

[cubtooth]

[ithankyoulord]

[thetyrannosaur]

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[stimman3000]

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[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE