fluent in tragedy

john o'callaghan. 35. mostly the maine, occasionally the ghost, secretly a cowboy. if you wanna hear a really mediocre cover of all star by smash mouth, then i know a guy. g-chat to me @ emocowboyhat

[thefifthjohnv]

i'm in australia which also means i'm in the future

[thefifthjohnv]

what was everyone's favourite cartoon and what decade were you born?

[thefifthjohnv]

to update: you did all make me feel a BIT old.

[thefifthjohnv]

what was everyone's favourite cartoon and what decade were you born?

[thefifthjohnv]

what's been the best part of falling in love <3 (i know you're not playing but humor me)

knowing that i can. and that it's not actually so scary when i'm holding your hand doing it.

[angelbabymikaa]

exposure therapy but it’s just me showing you my tits

[thefifthjohnv]

playlist instead of selfie is a fairly good substitute, i think.

[thefifthjohnv]

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01. tears over beers, modern baseball

When I was just a boy We'll call it fifteen or so I found myself annoyed By a syndrome of sorts in my bones That girl who's next to me ("Wait, next to— like, right next to— ? Oh God.") She found herself bored to tears She realised if she wanted conversation She's out of luck for three more years

02. even if she falls, blink-182

The pain it won't end Even if she falls in love Back, you wanna turn back Your heart will attack Even if she falls in love

03. dominos, the big pink

These girls fall like dominos, dominos As soon as I love her it's been too long Talks of future with you caves me in Swallow my sugar kiss and eat it alone Hearts collide and smash any dreams of love

04. kill the director, the wombats

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand If this is a rom-com, kill the director If this is a rom-com, kill the director If this is a rom-com, kill the director Please

05. teenage kicks, the undertones

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get teenage kicks right through the night I'm gonna call her on the telephone Have her over 'cause I'm all alone I need excitement oh I need it bad And it's the best, I've ever had

06. sorry, halsey

So I'm sorry to my unknown lover Sorry that I can't believe That anybody ever really Starts to fall in love with me Sorry to my unknown lover Sorry I could be so blind Didn't mean to leave you And all of the things that we had behind

07. visions, the maine

And we kissed and we fought I laughed and you screamed Oh I've learned to loathe these Goddamn visions But I just can't wait, I just can't wait No I just can't wait, to fall back to sleep

08. sour grapes, john the ghost

Regardless of the Mistakes and sour grapes How I hate to see a good girl's heart break So save your breath and pretty dress I don't miss you at all, Miss Loneliness

09. silly me, wstr

I try to brush it off but silly me I’m at it again I need to call it quits before I lose a friend I feel so wrong now Have for so long now

10. this is how you fall in love, jeremy zucker ft. chelsea cutler

Wherever I go, what glitters is gold You'll be my best friend until we grow old

[sillygooseenergy]

catch me in the fruit section at the market singing linger to some cranberries

[thefifthjohnv]

this really is silly goose energy.

[thefifthjohnv]

post a selfie or i'm breaking up with you

you're vicious when we're apart.

[thefifthjohnv]

i only have so many days before i fly to australia to rid myself of the sudden sims addiction

[thefifthjohnv]

i haven't played sims since i was a child but i've been struck with the inexplicable urge to do so right now. is this what happens? it just comes over you one day and then you don't leave the computer for a week straight? cos that's not good, i have things to do.

[thefifthjohnv]

it hurts my feelings that you unfollow me every time you fix your follows

girl, you are so dramatic. never change.

[iihatefruits]

cuddles with my cars for two hours

[iihatefruits]

im too tired i meant cats

[thefifthjohnv]

thank god, cars are so unsnuggly

[thefifthjohnv]

additionally, cult daddy (me) knows his follows are busted, he's fixing it, there's just poor internet at cult daddy's community hut, alright

[thefifthjohnv]

have i ever told you guys i'm part of a cult

[thefifthjohnv]

i think i sunburned the soles of my feet

[thefifthjohnv]

my party trick is that i can crack the middle of my chest. what's yours?