The Final Twilight's Sparkle

An infection au ask blog :4

[thefinaltwilightssparkle]

Could we please get a recap?

You woke up in the woods something like 20 minutes ago, with no recollection of ending up there. Last thing you remember, you were on the way to Canterlot to address the emergency directly with the princesses, but everything after getting off the train is fuzzy.

Your first instinct was to fly to Ponyville, but.. well. We all know how that went.

This “better place” idea intrigues you.* Yes, he’s most certainly found himself at home by now, and having a tearful reunion with his late wife— not to mention his hundred other direct relatives. Such is the virtue of rabbit copulation.

Actually, now that you think of it, does this concept apply to those ponies you viciously clobbered and/or ripped to pieces? Do they go to the same place? Heaven is starting to seem a little complicated.

Wait, why are you wasting your time like this? You need to find your friends!

If this is really the Everfree Forest, then maybe you could find Zecora’s cottage somehow. Most of these plants seem native to Ponyville, but even then.. you don’t know where you’re going.

*(This line of reasoning could have consequences…!)

(Twilight is still OPEN for asks)

[thefinaltwilightssparkle]

Could we please get a recap?

You woke up in the woods something like 20 minutes ago, with no recollection of ending up there. Last thing you remember, you were on the way to Canterlot to address the emergency directly with the princesses, but everything after getting off the train is fuzzy.

Your first instinct was to fly to Ponyville, but.. well. We all know how that went.

This “better place” idea intrigues you.* Yes, he’s most certainly found himself at home by now, and having a tearful reunion with his late wife— not to mention his hundred other direct relatives. Such is the virtue of rabbit copulation.

Actually, now that you think of it, does this concept apply to those ponies you viciously clobbered and/or ripped to pieces? Do they go to the same place? Heaven is starting to seem a little complicated.

Wait, why are you wasting your time like this? You need to find your friends!

If this is really the Everfree Forest, then maybe you could find Zecora’s cottage somehow. Most of these plants seem native to Ponyville, but even then.. you don’t know where you’re going.

*(This line of reasoning could have consequences…!)

(Twilight is still OPEN for asks)

[thefinaltwilightssparkle]

(Ooc)

It’s finals week but the horse shall return to us

[thefinaltwilightssparkle]

WHAT IS GOING ON??!

You quite literally have no clue. All you’ve got are these “random” items (weapon 1, weapon 2, massive water bottle?) and the coat on your back. It’s not the first time you’ve saved Equestria, but it’s unusual for things to get so violent so quickly.

In fact, the moment you went airborne, you were swarmed. Maybe an invisibility spell would work, or maybe even something to hide your-

OH SWEET CELESTIA ABOVE WHAT THE HAY IS THAT BEHIND YOU??!!

… aw… poor bunny.. it’s not your fault you sound exactly like a zompony creeping through the woods… hopefully this makeshift grave will suffice. Thank the stars Fluttershy wasn’t here to witness this.

(Twilight is still OPEN for asks)

[thefinaltwilightssparkle]

Your name is TWILIGHT SPARKLE, and it seems like you’ll be making a lot more use of these weapons than you’d previously thought.

Battered horses fall unceremoniously to the treetops below. You can’t see very far past the bramble, but one can easily imagine watermelons hitting pavement for themselves. Better that you (or anypony for that matter) didn’t see.

Well, that was a massive failure. What will you do now? (Ask box OPEN for Twilight!)