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@thefloridasituation
What is happening in Florida?
"I think Elon Musk is trying to start his own harem!" - Socrates
Hello users of Tumblr.
America. Russia. As all of us know, tensions are high between these two rivals. And as we also know, enemies to lovers is becoming more and more common by the second. Join us Floridians in our vacation to Russia and investigation into the romantic tension between different countries and world leaders.
Thanks,
The Florida Situation
Alfie and Jay
I think the spy is very happy
What country do YOU all think the floridians should invade? (impregnate) COMMENT BELOW ⬇️⬇️🔥🔥🔥
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Is Prussia the #1 SwissAus shipper?
As we know, Switzerland and Austria have a complex relationship. They have been friends, enemies, and maybe even... lovers, since childhood. But there is one glaring issue: they are both tsunderes. This makes it difficult for them to connect, since they are both embarrassed of their affections for one another. But this is where a friend comes in: Prussia.
In Hetalia: Axis Powers season 1 episode 24 Switzerland and Austria run into each other. We see Switz try to impress Austria by buying fancy cheeses, but eventually decides against it due to his embarrassment. They are both reminded of old memories but try to ignore them because of their complex past. Eventually Austria invites him to lunch, which Switzerland excepts under the guise of getting a free meal. But could there be more to it than that? Then suddenly Prussia shows up. His presence gets a reaction out of Austria that is similar to how Switzerland acted earlier. This reminds both Switzerland and Austria of their similarities and history of chemistry. Lichtenstein notices as well and points it out to which Prussia remarks "well my job here is done."
His intention was to bring both together and for them to realize their own and each other's feelings. So does this make him the number #1 swissaus shipper? Or did he just want to mess with them as a way to highlight his own awesomeness? LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS⬇️⬇️
The Florida Situation
im scared
Hello! This is Dave, head writer of The Florida Situation. We are sorry if we have frightened you. But sometimes, the truth is scary. We are here to share the TRUTH, even when it's hard to swallow. Don't be afraid of what the world is trying to hide from you. Wake up! MARK ZUCKERBURG IS PREGNANT!
The Florida Situation
MEET THE TEAM!!
Hello Floridians! (new fandom name??) It's time for you all to meet the team! Editor and Chief: Alfred Jones Mod 1: Alfie Lewis We describe IT as energetic, very questionable at times, and very creative. Likes reading manga at work instead of actually working. #otakulife😜 Mod 2: Jay Morty The more sensible of the two, we describe him as hardworking, a buzzkill, and very neurodivergent. Likes DAVE, his amazing and handsome husband. Head Writer: Dave Morty The one writing this. Everyone describes him as smart, witty, incredible handsome, and incredible tall. He's often found reading feminist literature and drinking matcha. (6'2 btw) Likes JAY his husband. (6'2 btw) Graphic Desginer: Alfredo Bark Other Writers: Molly Smith, Kevin Ignatov, Jack Donavan, Billy J Jackson, William Weed, Sasha Lash, Asher Lincoln Errand boy/coffee getter: Aaron.
The Florida Situation
Is Russia pregnant?
If Florida is America's phallus, does that mean everyone in Florida are America's sperm? Well, if you think that's the case, I have news for you! The people of Florida are vacationing to Russia! As anyone with basic education knows, this means America is impregnating Russia. But how does Russia feel about this? Well we all know since France is in a heatwave, it means France is currently in heat and very fertile. But Russia is rarely hot, what does that mean? Well naturally, Russia is a stone cold tsundere with a soft marshmallow heart! Can America melt his cold exterior? Well, we all know Russia and America haven't been on the best terms in recent history, but America has been trying to rectify the gap. However, Russy hasn't been very open to Ame's affection. Does this mean Russy-poo is rejecting Merica? Or is he just flustered and his defenses will fall only when he feels the warm embrace of the Floridans? What do YOU think about The Florida Situation? Comments are encouraged. ❤️
The Florida Situation
Mods/Editors: Alfie and Jay
Head Writer: Dave Morty
MEET THE TEAM!!
Hello Floridians! (new fandom name??) It's time for you all to meet the team! Editor and Chief: Alfred Jones Mod 1: Alfie Lewis We describe IT as energetic, very questionable at times, and very creative. Likes reading manga at work instead of actually working. #otakulife😜 Mod 2: Jay Morty The more sensible of the two, we describe him as hardworking, a buzzkill, and very neurodivergent. Likes DAVE, his amazing and handsome husband. Head Writer: Dave Morty The one writing this. Everyone describes him as smart, witty, incredible handsome, and incredible tall. He's often found reading feminist literature and drinking matcha. (6'2 btw) Likes JAY his husband. (6'2 btw) Graphic Desginer: Alfredo Bark Other Writers: Molly Smith, Kevin Ignatov, Jack Donavan, Billy J Jackson, William Weed, Sasha Lash, Asher Lincoln Errand boy/coffee getter: Aaron.
The Florida Situation
what is with the obsession with pregnancy??🤔
Pregnancy is a beautiful thing! It is what brings life into the world! We simply think it's important to wonder who else is started the journey to bringing new life into the world! (ie. Mark Zuckerburg, Russia)
The Florida Situation
Is Russia pregnant?
If Florida is America's phallus, does that mean everyone in Florida are America's sperm? Well, if you think that's the case, I have news for you! The people of Florida are vacationing to Russia! As anyone with basic education knows, this means America is impregnating Russia. But how does Russia feel about this? Well we all know since France is in a heatwave, it means France is currently in heat and very fertile. But Russia is rarely hot, what does that mean? Well naturally, Russia is a stone cold tsundere with a soft marshmallow heart! Can America melt his cold exterior? Well, we all know Russia and America haven't been on the best terms in recent history, but America has been trying to rectify the gap. However, Russy hasn't been very open to Ame's affection. Does this mean Russy-poo is rejecting Merica? Or is he just flustered and his defenses will fall only when he feels the warm embrace of the Floridans? What do YOU think about The Florida Situation? Comments are encouraged. ❤️
The Florida Situation
Mods/Editors: Alfie and Jay
Head Writer: Dave Morty
who’s your favorite hetalia ship? is it enemies to lovers like russame? enemies with benefits like fruk? or tsundere x cinnamon like gerita? i love the florida situation and will visiting russia soon!😉
Thanks for the ask! OF COURSE our mission revolves around Russia x America, but we asked all of our staff members and they all gave the resounding answer of Sweden x Finland!! (SuFin) More articles coming soon...!
Is Germany a jealous alpha tsundere?
Germany acts like a nonchalant baddie, but in reality just loves his friends and family. His tsundere personality prevents him from expressing his love directly, but he shows his love in other ways. Like through his actions...
He is also very protective much like the alpha wolf is of his packmates. He always is there for Italy at a moments notice, but has some toxic traits you could even go as far as to associate with the yandere archetype. For example he is very possessive over Italy and gets jealous easily when he is with other countries.
In the end, Germany is really like the alpha of the pack. (Axis powers.) He leads with #pride 🏳️🌈 and bravery, but with this he carries a big responsibility. He doesn't want to show weakness to his packmates, and this can come off as arrogant, but his true packmates know it comes with the job of being a strong alpha.
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Alfie
What country do YOU all think the floridians should invade? (impregnate) COMMENT BELOW ⬇️⬇️🔥🔥🔥
Is Mark Zuckerberg Pregnant?
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, while have no documented weight, seems to have gained some weight in recent months after a brief hiatus from the company. Now you might be saying, “Men can’t get pregnant!” And all of us at The Florida Situation simply say, “Not with that attitude!” But also, as we all know, Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person and alien illuminati member who is secretly behind 9/11, but since it is unknown what kind of lizard Mark Zuckerberg is, it is entirely possible he is part bearded dragon, which have been known to possess male chromosomes but change their reproductive systems to female and lay eggs, and this is entirely possible for explaining Zucky’s pregnancy. Now, no information about his possible pregnancy is available, even google will deny it, but that’s nothing new. The elite can manipulate the internet to their advantage to hide their dark twisted lizard secrets. We would love to hear your thoughts in the comments!
Sincerely,
The Florida Project
Head Writer: Dave Morty
RUSAME FAVE SHIP
Just take it!!!!!! take it all
aaww Poland she's so cute o love 70s ame also
What did they have us watching on TV in 2009 man
