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Everybody's got awkward moments in their lives.

Howard killed the Iraqi people.

One day he went out for milk and never came back.

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"Someone edited the levels on a screenshot to make it look like an actual photo and I almost shat my pants upon first glance. "

Had to upload these photos. Source: X

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SILENT HILLs

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Of note, the extra ‘S’ at the end of Silent Hills apparently is supposed to stand for “Plural Scariness,”. One of the big goals for Silent Hills is to make it, “pants-shitting scary.” According to Kojima, there are a number of developers that will make a horror game less scary because players may get too scared to continue, never end up finishing, or even play the game again. For Silent Hills, this is more than okay with them and something they actually expect. The team are actively ignoring the ‘scary limit’ and want to make the game as scary as possible. They’re even considering including an extra pair of trousers to come along with the Limited Edition version of the game.

Ryan Stanford (Journalist for Rely on Horror)

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Screenshots from the playable teaser of Silent Hills.

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My voice, can you hear it? This sign, can you read it? I’ll wait forever if you’ll just come to me.

THE GAP ON THE DOOR…IS A SEPARATE REALITY.

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What I expected was Silent Hill 4: The Room. What I got was a veritable orgy of intense imagery and disturbing sounds—a hellish mashup of The Grudge, Mama, and 1408. Never has the the desire to close my eyes overwhelmed me so thoroughly as it did in the midst of my playthrough of this interactive teaser. And never before have my trousers legitimately faced the threat of public wettening due to scariness. If any of you folks with a PlayStation Quatro have yet to try it out, I’d highly recommend that you rethink your course of action. Until then, P.T. will be waiting for you in the PlayStation Store as a free download. Just don’t be surprised if you come away from it with PTSD.

P.S. Somebody get the guy(s) in charge of sound design an award. Stat.

P.S.S. Credit to http://www.n3rdabl3.co.uk/ for the images.

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BIGGEST NOPE.

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Wow, it’s been quite a while since the last entry of this series. I’d like to formally apologize for the lazy break I took from Silent Hill blogging. Like anything, you can become fatigued from talking about the same thing constantly – even if that thing is the illustrious Silent Hill...