muesli does things

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[aldoodles]

They’ve only been apart for 24 hours

[oddthesungod]

do you dream of winter?

[creativeporridge]

I'm thinking RTTE/WWDITS 2014 crossover thoughts hmmmm

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[scrambledslut]

but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed

[c0wardlyle0]

“Fight me.”

[frizii-catt]

It was requested that I post the ‘in the corner sillies’ and I am a servant to The People so here are the ‘in the corner sillies’ along with some new ones I made for the occasion

[chameshida]

Night fury baby ideas exploration (including the current canon marketable pudgy one)

[c0wardlyle0]

Camicazi doodle

Also I realized I don’t actually know what color her eyes are. Is it mentioned?

[neytui]

My silly silly boys

Get some Hiccup and Toothless content 🤲

Terranova trend!

[creativeporridge]

I'm sorry (no I'm not)

[evilwriter37]

True and correct post!

Also, OP, your tags are killing me:

Happy Pride. We multiship Hiccup here, folks!

[creativeporridge]

okay so I refuse to be even a little bit serious about this and this multiship thingy situation got me wondering about, y'know, ✨logistics✨ of this whole project. Do they have, like, a set schedule or something? Do they consult their mutual availability using a trained terrible terror named Grinder? Are there any regular special events planned?

I mean I can fully imagine Hiccup meticulously scribbling everybody into a pristine whiteboard chart, under a very specific time and date, and getting really mad whenever somebody is 5mins late because he's got a lot of other stuff to do

[evilwriter37]

Hiccup makes a slip up and schedules everyone for the same time, but Viggo and Dagur tend to be possessive and jealous. Ensue fighting over Hiccup while he's there trying to figure out where he messed up in the calendar.

[creativeporridge]

PLEASE I just VIVIDLY imagined them yelling over each other "I GO FIRST" "NO, I GO FIRST" "THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GO FIRST IS VALHALLA", while Hiccup is rummaging through the notes, comparing them to the main chart and yelling at them to shut up because he can't focus, and Ryker politely sipping herbal tea in a delicate porcelain cup with his pinky finger out

[creativeporridge]

I'm sorry (no I'm not)

[evilwriter37]

True and correct post!

Also, OP, your tags are killing me:

Happy Pride. We multiship Hiccup here, folks!

[creativeporridge]

okay so I refuse to be even a little bit serious about this and this multiship thingy situation got me wondering about, y'know, ✨logistics✨ of this whole project. Do they have, like, a set schedule or something? Do they consult their mutual availability using a trained terrible terror named Grinder? Are there any regular special events planned?

I mean I can fully imagine Hiccup meticulously scribbling everybody into a pristine whiteboard chart, under a very specific time and date, and getting really mad whenever somebody is 5mins late because he's got a lot of other stuff to do

[commonblackbirdxx]

Ever think how Berkian's or the Dragon riders would appear insane to the other people.

Maybe the Barbaric Archipelago host an annual Thing and Viggo wanting an intel about the dragon riders (who are clearly from the Archipelago) managed to secure an invite via some other tribe.

He's there rubbing shoulders with Chiefs and heirs up when the Berk representative showed up. He doesn't know the Dragon Riders are from Berk yet.

He learned that:

Berk's Chief, Stoick the Vast is a 6'9ft giant weighing 400 pounds. A renown dragon killer and engaged dragons in hand to hand combat, no weapons or dragon root needed.

Their Viking adult initiation means the top student will fight a monstrous nightmare in a cage fight. (isn't that an execution method in other tribes? What do you mean initiation?)

The Chief's son is last year's winner, he didn't defeat the monstrous nightmare because he decided to go for something bigger. (What does that mean?)

Spitelout, one of Berk Chief's retinue bragged about his son acquiring the most Screaming Death scales out of his peers. And showed scales as evidence (Viggo's execution method literally involves pushing people into whispering death hole. What do you mean someone actually tunneled down there to steal some scales?)

Gobber mentioning that Spitelout's son use to be his apprentice in weapons testing. His apprentice (Snotlout) used to test catapults by launching himself to the sky to see if it works. (Which again sounds like an execution method.)

Gobber also complain about two troublemakers (Ruff and Tuff) who dedicated themselves to serving Loki. Which involves putting a cart of sharp objects on the apprentice's landing spot. (Which still sounds like a method of execution to him.)

There's also Astrid (that name sounds familiar) who was a strict drill sergeant who made everyone do push up until their hands fall off every time they mess up. (Not too bad compared to other things Viggo had heard.)

Everything in Berk is an execution method. (Fishlegs is the model citizen unless hypnotised.)

[evilwriter37]

Which How to Train Your Dragon characters are queer, and why is it literally all of them?

[creativeporridge]

I'm sorry (no I'm not)

[yourdragonsarefreezing]

Some Hijack + miscellaneous doodles from the past few months!

Second image is a quote from the Dan and Phil cocktails video, that one made me giggle a lot HEHE >:3c

[rakshas666]

oh hi!