Hungry?

RP blog for my original character Deceit. Please read the 'About' page if you wish to know more about him. Before we RP, please read the 'Rules' page. [ON HIATUS]

[thegigglingheretic]

"Ya' know what I'd really appreciate right now? Sum common kindness by shoutin' me a burger. Coz' burgers are the gateway to heaven." 

[champagnegatsby]

[quicksimplerecipe-blog]

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[thegigglingheretic]

"Where do you live?" He said.

"Back of b-Brumby street. A little hidey h-h-h-hole." 

[thegigglingheretic]

He wrenches his arm harder, causing a compound fracture.

Deceit screamed louder and burst into full on tears. "I'm sorrrrry. I d-didn't wanna hurt dem.... there are n-n-n-no remains." 

[thegigglingheretic]

  “Booh? Booh who?” His words had thoroughly confused the Heretic. “If yer mean whut I tink yer mean, I’ve never met anover… pink person.” 

[everyonesgottadiesometime-deact]

” Stop crying.” Buu then yawned a bit. ” I’m unique, only one of my kind, and in my universe. Ate everyone else.”

[thegigglingheretic]

"Ate everyone? Yer like teh eat too! I've got a problem where I needta all teh time or else I get pretty sick." Despite the sickening news, Deceit was surprisingly delighted.  

[thegigglingheretic]

He then breaks his arm. "WHERE ARE THE REMAINS!?"

Deceit screamed, face screwed up with a snivel. "I-I d-d-dun remember." 

[thegigglingheretic]

  “Now yer just mockin me. So, if yer really a pink… thing… what are ya?” 

[everyonesgottadiesometime-deact]

” That’s the point. And I’m Buu, Buu is Buu, this should be simple, or has this universe not been graced by my creation?”

[thegigglingheretic]

"Booh? Booh who?" His words had thoroughly confused the Heretic. "If yer mean whut I tink yer mean, I've never met anover... pink person." 

[thegigglingheretic]

He raises a foot, stepping on his shoulder. "Explain."

"Agh- Be gentle Sonny." Deceit snapped, sounding quite a bit like his sister. "Use yer brain dope. I tink yer know what happened." 

[thegigglingheretic]

just-the-class-clown wants to learn something new.

“Yer look da type who’s lookin fer trouble. Watcha name pally?” 

[just-the-class-clown-blog]

They call me J; and I wouldn’t say so much that I’m looking for trouble than I am trouble. Some people might add the word ‘incarnate’ to the end of that, but I’ve killed most of those people, so make your own decisions. [He grins, offering a hand to shake] How about you? You don’t look squeaky innocent yourself, y’know…

[thegigglingheretic]

“Eh, I try my best.” The Warlock grinned his unsightly grin, all sharp canines and overt happiness. He held his hand out but hesitated. “Yer not gonna zap mer is sumfin are yer J? Had dat happen to mer more dan once.” 

[just-the-class-clown-blog]

[J laughs, holding up his other hand with a joy buzzer on it] Nah, this is my buzzing hand.

[thegigglingheretic]

"Ehh... okay." Deceit took the hand he assumed was pain free and gave it a firm shake. 

[thegigglingheretic]

He knocks him to the ground, holding his arm still. "Start talking if you value your arm's functionality."

"Eh.. Okie." Deceit huffed and turned his head to the side, a single white iris watching Hayabusa. "I mighta bitten off a bit more den I could chew." 

[thegigglingheretic]

  “Yer pink wif holes in yer. Not teh mention weird penis head.” The Warlock rubbed his eyes in uncertainty. “Gotta like teh Jesus pants though.” 

[everyonesgottadiesometime-deact]

” Yes, keep talking in your weird way, I’m so interested in your opinion of me.”

[thegigglingheretic]

"Now yer just mockin me. So, if yer really a pink... thing... what are ya?" 

[thegigglingheretic]

just-the-class-clown wants to learn something new.

“Yer look da type who’s lookin fer trouble. Watcha name pally?” 

[just-the-class-clown-blog]

They call me J; and I wouldn’t say so much that I’m looking for trouble than I am trouble. Some people might add the word ‘incarnate’ to the end of that, but I’ve killed most of those people, so make your own decisions. [He grins, offering a hand to shake] How about you? You don’t look squeaky innocent yourself, y’know…

[thegigglingheretic]

"Eh, I try my best." The Warlock grinned his unsightly grin, all sharp canines and overt happiness. He held his hand out but hesitated. "Yer not gonna zap mer is sumfin are yer J? Had dat happen to mer more dan once." 

[quicksimplerecipe-blog]

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[thegigglingheretic]

everyonesgottadiesometime wants to learn something new.

“Ah… I musta hit mer head or sumfin. Yer lookin a bit sick pally!” 

[everyonesgottadiesometime-deact]

” How am I looking sick? I feel fit as a fiddle! You’re the one who’s sick!”

[thegigglingheretic]

"Yer pink wif holes in yer. Not teh mention weird penis head." The Warlock rubbed his eyes in uncertainty. "Gotta like teh Jesus pants though." 

[thegigglingheretic]

just-the-class-clown wants to learn something new.

"Yer look da type who's lookin fer trouble. Watcha name pally?" 

[thegigglingheretic]

He keeps his arm pinned, pulling his arm away from his head, reaching behind him and drawing a 1911, pressing it against the back of his head. "Start Talking... NOW."

"No! You get yer hands offa me den I might be in teh mood to spill. Do me in and yer gonna have ta find em yerself."