***Flawless

corinne (aka corn)

[riverlarking]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

[fuxray]

[mothcub]

Thanks for showing me that.

[peteneems]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[ryebreadgf]

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

[curioscurio]

[beardedmrbean]

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

these two posts are in a very loving relationship

[explicitlyrics]

[thegoldgatsby]

What in the brat and it’s the same but the it’s not in the hell is happening g here

[pure]

Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

[shiftythrifting]

[ostolero]

roots with the fir. is this anything?

[ostolero]

[cannibalchicken]

[knitmeapony]

You have no idea how deeply I understand all three of these people

[happycatlovers]

[godisafujoshi]

The lying brothers

[write-on-world]

[sandmandaddy69]