Dr. Nikolai Evovich Brehznev Bennett

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[mcmystery]

I just think he’s neat.

[mossworm]

Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me

Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life

[screamydreamy]

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[patriciavetinari]

That’s not a cursed image

[karnalesbian]

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

[aflo]

rooks be like

[markv5]

Прeступник не может скpытьсᴙ бесследнᴏ

Прeступник не может скpытьсᴙ бесследнᴏ

[oddityotter]

“The offender cannot hide without a trace”

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out

[the-vape-store]

Wild when you know that celestial seasonings is run by a eugenics cult who believe Adam and Eve were aliens meant to eradicate all the dark races.

[ghostlyss]

[rashemibabe]

W H A T ?!

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[afronerdism]

Sleepytime Tea and the Little Known Religion Behind It

On grocery shelves across the country, adorned with perhaps the least intimidating bear ever, sit seemingly innocent boxes of Sleepytime Tea

Oh….it’s true

[p0stmarxed]

This dude is so racist he actually does care if you’re green, blue, orange, or purple

[takamasa]

[sharkpunks]

Ohhh, hog

[horsecrash]

[goodkoji-kun]

I never posted the Ferret Grand Order things here, huh

Whoops xD

[dankmemeuniversity]

[goodkoji-kun]

I designed a sticker for my gold and rose gold Starbucks cup~

I’m going to have him printed on golden vinyl *^*

[goodkoji-kun]

This is my first time drawing Kita and it’s for Yokai AU

I have no regrets

[its-past-your-bedtime-kid]

If I cannot move heaven,

I will raise hell.

-Virgil, Aeneid (liber VII, 321)

[glumshoe]

can you give us a summary of gilgamesh’s story? i know its like thought to be one of the oldest literatures recovered but idk the actual story?

Tyrant king Gilgamesh oppresses his subjects enough that they pray to the gods to stop him. The gods create Enkidu, a furry with a sense of justice, to be Gilgamesh’s opponent and teach him humility. Enkidu gets laid and goes off to fight Gilgamesh, loses, but impresses the king enough that he decides they should be Best Friends Forever. (“YOU’RE buff, and I’M buff… with our powers combined, we could be DOUBLE BUFF!!!”)

Gilgamesh and his new furry boyfriend traipse around having adventures, being ludicrously buff, killing monsters for fun, and pissing off gods. The goddess Ishtar tries to seduce Gilgamesh, but he rebuffs her because she’s notoriously a terrible girlfriend, so she sends another monster after him and he and Enkidu rip it apart. Gilgamesh throws part of its ass at her and the gods decide Enkidu should die as vengeance.

Gilgamesh is devastated at the loss of his furry boyfriend and mourns over the body for a full week, until a maggot falls out of its nose. He’s so traumatized by this and the entire concept of death that he embarks on an Epic Quest to find the secret to immortality. At this point the plot starts to get confusing and big chunks of it are missing, but he has more adventures, meets some surprisingly friendly scorpion people, hears all about how terrible the afterlife is, etc. He maybe dies and gets buried eventually? It’s unclear.

It’s thousands of years old real person incomplete fanfic.

[glumshoe]

Gilgamesh: “Utnapishtim! Tell me the secret to immortality!”

Utnapishtim: “Okay, well, first you must overcome sleep—”

Gilgamesh: [already snoring]

[peregreen]

The best part is that when Gil falls asleep, Utnapishtim’s wife makes a loaf of bread for each day he’s asleep and just, lays them out like a glutenous calendar. So when Gilgamesh wakes up and tries to claim that he closed his eyes for a few seconds, Utnapishtim dramatically gestures to the bread, the oldest of which is already covered in mold, as if to say, you have slept for this much bread.

[glumshoe]

I also like when a snake steals Gilgamesh’s weed.

[thegooddoctorisin]

[aujoule]

As cool as the idea of a weak, easily agitated nerd like Waver Velvet growing up to be a powerful and decorated mage is, it’s 1000% better if he’s also still a weak, easily agitated nerd, and I’m grateful for the Case Files manga manifesting this so perfectly.

[eggramenart]

cool gals!

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[aubrey-plaza]

Stacker Pentecost + iconic lines