this body is made out of infinite swords

soren, vaguely north of 30, your biggest fan || she/her || icon by @terrifiedmouse header by @harlequin-wheels || no minors please and thank you

[karnalesbian]

clean your glasses

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[yiffmaster]

you guys need to see this

[karnalesbian]

good night oomfies

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to de west:

get sillay

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we live in fucking hell

[karnalesbian]

YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING

[karnalesbian]

'Acta est fabula, plaudite!' as a penis tattoo

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[karnalesbian]

@procne omg.... looking through some ZTD posts and unexpectedly run into you giving objectively true and correct advice like the angel on my shoulder....

unfortunately the shoulder devil won this time because I was big mad and spent another 2 hours thinking about how big mad that fucking game made me BUT YOU TRIED AND I APPRECIATE THAT.

[karnalesbian]

lowkey i've never stopped being mad about Zero Time Dilemma

[theonion]

Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of a lion wearing a Rolex. “Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.

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[grouchythefish]

Starting a collection of people roasting Phoenix when you present his profile in AA3

[karnalesbian]

it's not all bad though at least the place i'm getting my brakes replaced is playing smooth by santana

[karnalesbian]

'Acta est fabula, plaudite!' as a penis tattoo

[karnalesbian]

this knee thing is really fucking annoying also and it's getting on my nerves. fuck my baka chungus kneecap

[karnalesbian]

unfortunately i'm still tired

[karnalesbian]

actually to be fair i don't really remember the last time i wasn't tired on some level or another

[karnalesbian]

unfortunately i'm still tired

[slab-o-meat]

this is my favorite pop team epic

[inganikki]

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.

Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!

[peppapigvevo]

I deadass don’t know how to respond