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Something new from K-Dot, just in time as he reembarks on the Club Paradise tour with Drake and A$AP Rocky today. DOWNLOAD: Kendrick Lamar - Cartoon & Cereal | Mediafire Mixed by Ali RELATED: Game – The City f. Kendrick Lam
Kendrick Lamar - Cartoon & Cereal f. Gunplay (prod. THC)
Clearly if you ask me about music I'm going to mention Dipset and Jay-Z because of an east coast bias but today I'm gonna explain to you another leaf.... Raekwon and Ghostface Killah. When speaking about cocaine rappers they are usually to the top with The Clipse, Camron and Young Jeezy but what I have found to be very disturbing is that people don't ever mention their names in the "Best Story Tellers" list. I can go through millions of different techniques and comparisons to make this point there but instead I'll just let this song play out with a brief summary below:
Rae spits a standard but (like always) solid verse detailing the street lives of himself and those around him, which is filled with violence, criminal activity and fashion
Ghostface tells a comical yet somewhat disturbing story about being caught getting a blow job from his son’s girl and then assuaging him at gunpoint
WuTang 4EvA
[Verse 1 - Raekwon] Since rap got locked right before we visit the '90's Chef in the kitchen, cooking up with the crimies It's late fall, dime season, we bought the crib Next to Bill Clinton mother, cause she fuck with the Chinese They hitting niggas with heroin, it's fourteen of us with Beemers We won't stop pitching the Chevron It's packed, kid, black kids don't know how to act They flashing macks, Gillette's, a couple of stacks, yo The systems is 'oopid', yup, shorty with the pumps on And dunks get provided and scooped, kid And bloodhounds is hating, they knowing how the kid get down Silent shotties with grenades, I'm waiting And everybody love vintage, you see like 4, 5 niggas With half moons and wave intentions What's really good? The 'dro hit 'em, killed 'em in the hotel Heard he had some old chick with him [Hook - Raekwon] That's how we make it happen, that's how we break it down Hood all day, nigga, watch how we take the town That's why we do the do, just know who is who Acknowledge me all day, and understand Wu is Wu [Verse 2 - Ghostface Killah] Yo, but on the other side of town it's Tony, laid up This white chick want to gargle my nuts I put the Bailey's down, tap the blunt out, grabbed her by her hair Watch blondie-love whip my dick out Spit dripping down my balls, she slobbing me That's right, suck that dick, get it hard for me Pyrex in one hand, large amount of grams in it rocked up And she pregnant, my little man got her knocked up He popped up (oh shit), I'm like a crooked cop Richard Gere, big smirk on, getting my cock sucked He pulled the joint out, a bullet spun out, but it was too late Already nutted on the side of her mouth Side of her face, and hair like "Something About Mary" I can't front, my son gun look scary, chill She's a whore, you knew it from the time we ran trains on her And you still went and fucked her raw Come on, son, give me the gun, you going to kill me over this Bum-ass bitch, you can't resist Remember Vel had her in the telly, taking the fist Watch how you aiming that shit, you should be aiming at Trish She take a bone like a rib-eye steak at Ruth's Chris Yo, be easy on the trigger, son, you squeezing the fifth I only did it just to show you, she's the easiest bitch He came close, had to duff him, nigga, give me that shit [Hook] [Outro - Ghostface Killah] Fucking gun motherfucka Pull a fucking gun on me again, I'll blow your little balls off Go to the store and get me a fucking 40 before I smack the shit out you, man Word up, while you're at it go to the freezer, get a steak man, for your eye, nigga Word up Put some bologna on your face or something, nigga Make sure my 40 cold, too, when you bring it back And when you get back, bag this shit up nigga Word up I don't give a fuck if you 25 nigga you my son, nigga, word up That's why I let you slide, nigga, word Get you a 40 too, and a pacifier, nigga A bib and a diaper
"Can you please remind me?"
So its Sunday.... nothing better
Manning Face and The NBA
I know yall been missing the blog for a minute but were back with it now, time has been cutting my neck lately so for the next few weeks the blog will be more concise. We're going to continue the theme of "me just speaking about things and giving my opinion and comments" and "you shutting up and reading with occasional laughs" so lets get straight to it.
MANNING FACE
With consistency, effective practice, good coaching and a little talent players can be great.... Then there's the 5th advantage; Genetics. Some people are built to be good and its passed down through generations like Prince Fielder and his father, while some don't get squat from their parents (Patrick Ewing and MJ stole their kid's talent to better their own).....Then we have the Mannings. Archie Manning might have started a quarterback dynasty because he has 2 superbowl winning QBs for sons in Peyton (elite) and Eli (not quite elite) Manning but he also has giving birth to an event. One of the most underrated memes and possibly the most exciting thing about the Manning family. MANNING FACE!!!!
As Described by Bill Simmonds and Malcolm Gladwell "the look of someone who has just faced up to a sobering fact: I am in complete control of this offense. I prepare for games like no other quarterback in the NFL. I am in the best shape of my life. I have done everything I can to succeed—and I'm losing. Ohmigod. I'm not that good."
Manning Face is the single most important Characteristic of being a good QB
..................Well besides FAVRE FACE!!
SuperBowl!!!
So it's the SuperBowl this sunday and we have the big rematch Tom Brady and the Hoodie vs Eli and the other guyz. I've been Wishing the death of the New York Giants by the hand of (my) Dallas Cowboys............................see yall in 2012-2013 season when I have another shot at doing so. Who's got the SUPERBOWL Party tho?
I find this offensive......and immensely funny
Steve Nash
One of the leagues greatest point guards in history is stuck in NBA Limbo. The Phoenix Suns suck..... they suck ass.... and the owner is gay..... he literally does that (should I say no homo if I'm speaking about a homo doing homo stuff? fuck it we gangsta "Pause") and all this is happening while no one has the decency to trade Steve Nash. The team is going no where and Steve Nash isn't going to pull a Melo and say "Fk yall scrubs I want out". For black history month we as blacks should help #FreeSteveNash cause we know how bad slavery was. I think Portland, Los Angelas ( personal bias), Dallas, Boston (fk em)and Indiana should make a run for him.
I think Nash still has 3 years in the tank cause I still choose him over CP3 and Deron Williams if I'm starting a franchise. Imagine Nasty Nash, Paul George, Danny Granger, David West, Roy Hibbert and "Other niggas who will just catch and shoot" or even better Portland Trail Blazers ;LaMarcus Aldridge, Gerald Wallace, Marcus Camby, Wesley Matthews, Jamal Crawford, Hill, Kurt Thomas, Craig Smith and a rejuvenated-by-the-Pacific Northwest-and-a-title-shot-with-Rip City Steve Nash? Imagine if they turn back into the Jail Blazers......lolnades and lmao-bombs
DUNKS, Nasty Ugly Dunks
Some players in the NBA have been listening to some throwback Papoose i guess cause they are following the blueprint laid out of "To get respect you gotta disrespect".....and boy do we have some disrespectful young men.
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Blake Griffin mozgov'd Kendrick Perkins
Tyreke Eliminates the need for gravity
CJ Miles crossed Marion and was going to poster Lamar Odom with one hand.....then felt the next would look better so he switched mid flight
Booyaka!!
We out till next time ppl #BOOYAKA
your reviews are on point
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Decolonize Geography : Caribbean
Jamaica - Xaymaca (Taíno-Arawak)
Puerto Rico - Borikén or Borinquen (Taíno, meaning “Land of the Valiant Lord”)
Haiti/Dominican Republic - Haití (Taíno, meaning “Tall Mountain”. term referred to a region located on the island of Hispaniola and may have also been used to refer to the entire island.)
Bahamas - Ba-ha-ma (possible Lucayan origen, meaning ‘large mupper middle land’) or Lucayo (Taíno name for Bahama islands and inhabitants.)
Cuba - Caobana (Taíno, meaning “Great Place”)
Grenada - Camerhogne (Kalinago)
Carriacou - Kayryoüacou or Cariouwacou (Kalinago, meaning ‘Island surrounded by reefs’)
Trinidad - Lëre or Lele (Kalinago meaning ‘Land of the Humingbird’)
Tobago - Tobago (Kalinago)
Barbados - Ichirouganami (Arawak)
Dominica - Wai’tu kubuli (Kalinago, meaning “Tall is her body”)
Martinique - Madinina (Kalinago, meaning “Land of Flowers”)
St. Lucia - Hiwanarau (Kalinago, meaning “Land of the Iguana”)
St. Vincent - Hairoun (Kalinago, meaning “Land of the Blessed”)
Bequia - Becoua (Kalinago, meaning “Land of the Clouds”)
Canouan - Cannouan (Kalinago, meaning “Island of Turtles”)
Anguilla - Malliouhana (Arawak, meaning Arrow-Shaped Sea Serpent)
St. Martin - Soualiga (Arawak, meaning “Land of Salt”)
St. Barths - Ouanalao (Arawak)
Saba - Amonhana (Arawak)
St. Eustatious - Aloi (Arawak)
Saint Crioux - Ay Ay (Taíno)
Saint Kitts - Liamuiga (Kalinago, meaning “Fertile Land”)
Nevis - Oualle (Kalinago, meaning "Land of Beautiful Water")
Montserrat - Alliouagana (Kalinago, meaning “Land of Prickly Bush”)
Barbuda - Wa’omoni (Kalinago)
Antigua - Wadadli (Kalinago, “Land of Fish Oil”)
Redonda - Ocananmanrou (Kalinago)
Guadeloupe - Karukera (Kalinago)
Marie-Galante - Aichi (Kalinago) or Touloukaera (Arawak)
2012..... Are we dead yet?
Happy New Years!!! now that we got the irrelevant stuff out the way we can get to the important stuff. Its 2012 and scientist, Mayans and Taliban Organizations say that the world will end this very year. Until I actually see the world end I'll continue living and say that a 2012 apocalypse is horse shit. What 2012 has actually brought is a bunch of important thoughts that I'm going to write about; so without further delay here are my Thoughts on 2012 shit so far.........
Tim Tebow
I am a degenerate curser and chronic swearer so this is very difficult but I WILL NOT USE THOSE WORDS for this section. "FUCK you Pittsburgh Steelers, your heritage, your Steel Curtain and your whole fan base" (that one didn't count cause i was just paraphrasing for Tim Tebow). Tim Tebow is a living phenomenon, he wins games in magnificent fashion (every time), he loses games in an amazing atomic explosion of failure (every time) and the moment of either explosion or glory is decided in the last 5 minutes of the 4th/Overtime aka #TEBOWTIME. The Universe watched as Tebow did this to the 1st Ranked Pass/8th Ranked Run Defense in a Playoff game, Primetime Sunday night lights, at home in Denver.
yes...click the words --> Deja Vue niggas?
When I die I want a conversation with God and it might go something like this:
GOD: Xavier welcome to heaven
Me: yea yea yea lets get to the important stuff before we talk about the land of milk and honey....... Whats up with you and Tim Tebow
GOD: Strpzz dawgy, really and truly I never had no seeds of my own, Mary and Joseph was all like "He's ours" so I gave birth to Tim Tebow............. AND TOM BRADY
Me: Mmmmmmm now I get it
Now we know
Dr.Dre
So I recently performed surgery on a broken pair of Monster "Dre Beats" and while not perfect it was worth it. Tape, Glue, Scissors and a Hair Band made this possible (We crafty out here).
The sound quality is still topnotch but what actually caught me was the fact that persons don't give Dr. Dre Chronic 2001 its fair share of the word classic. While not the most lyrical album ever created it most definitely is one of the best produced albums ever. Listening to this album from start to finish makes you actually think Detox can be real and Dre is too talented to only have 2 solo albums under his belt. Will we get Detox the world can only hope..... but till then just blast the speakers with 2001.
Kobe Bryant
ILLEGAL KNEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeezzzzz!!!!!! The man known as Kobe Byrant is on a rampage this year averaging just over 30 points a game in this young season. Kobe loves to shoot the ball (repeat 30 times) & Mike Brown (aka Not-Phil-Jackson) allows stars to take over the offensive end and he deals with the defense a la Lebron Cavs. Now that works out for everybody when you have players who share and laugh and have fun but not with Kobe who follows this order "Share..... oh you no shoot? I shoot.....Shoot.....deep contested 3? shoot..... fade away, shoot...... bad shot selection but it makes........share.... give me ball to shoot if you no shoot then" Kobe is the LA Laker's new offensive coordinator. At least he has illegal kneez so he can play a little longer cause Venessa soon not to be Bryant might sue for 1/2 his money, houses, cars, accolades, points and championships....... "bxtch you wasn't shooting in the gym!" but neither was I because I was in a Colorado hotel:D
Alex Smith
This dude is allowed to riot and throw any amount of tantrums anywhere at anytime if he wins a SuperBowl because everybody sold on him and called him a dead.....but I guess he's a zombie because he just wailed on Drew Breez and the Saints. Who knew this guy could keep pace with that Saints Offense and not just that but lead drives in clutch playoff games.... word to ma homie G Block "Alex Smith says F**k all yall that doubted him.......and if he gets a Kardashian if he wins too?"
Big Bellies
I am a man the likes and accepts people for who they are mostly, I'm kinna a "Whats today's special" when it comes to women, I like skinny, fat, asian, american, Kittitian and all kinds.......but I have a hate and major discordance when it comes to skinny women with big pudgy not pregnant bellies. Either shape it up or have the rest of your body match it cause we men love both skinny and large ladies (SPLASH!!). Why I have friends that prefer round mounds of there woman and stop at nothing to dance with them in the club while away from majority of there friends that would heckle them (Miami nights never end well when a 250 pound lindsey lohan grinds on you.......right O.D?)
Love handles..... they're like handle bars on a saddle
Rick Ross
The Bawse sauce Ricky Ross dropped a mixtape that's already infected society with grunts (UHHG!!), shouts (Woooooooooooo!!!) and a sound clip that hasn't gotten annoying yet (MmMmMmMmAY BACH MUSIC!!!). The Tape Rich Forever is a heater and even Diddy raps talks over a beat and kinda rhymes. With cameos from Wale, Meek Mill, Drake, French Montana, Birdshit I mean BirdMan and rapper 2chainz who used to be named Tityboi..............................yes.................TITYBOI
But back to the topic.......The tape is fire and is just the right balance of Ignorantbrilliance so Rick Rosé does his thing and churns out some Midus touch material once again. UUUUUuuuuuuGgggHHH!!!!!!!
So that's about it for my thoughts so far this year..... peace, love and nappiness ladies and gentlemen
Still funny in 2012?
yes
If you are not there for the Struggle YOU MAY NOT BE THERE FOR THE GLORY.
Anonymous
2011 Music Massive Vol.2
So after about a week of drinking, getting drunk, hangover, drinking again, watching drunk friends do drunk things and then finally recovering I can safely say...... Welcome to part 2. Ya'll know the drill (a) links are dotted underlined words (b) every album/mixtape isn't going to be here its a list not the salvation army (c) my choices for music that stood out, something might have been better but because a specific album impressed me more is why I would recommend it (d) F*ck outta here if you mad at the list... If you got problems hit me on my facebook or my twitter
Kendrick Lamar
Section 80
Compton has itself a new generation of rappers and leading the pack is Kendrick Lamar. The self-titled good kid from the mad city paint what maybe be 2011's most detailed and cohesive album but be warned this is not for pop fans looking to introduced to Kendrick. Pinpointing a generation's woes (drug abuse, racism, poverty) while avoiding preachiness, Lamar boasts about baffling people with his ability to discuss "money, hoes, clothes, God, and history, all in the same sentence." From Channeling 2Pac on "Kiesha's Song" to spitting flames on "Rigamortus" or getting ignorant on "The Spiteful Chant" Kendrick gets it done with his lyrical ability.
Standouts: "Keisha's Song" , "ADHD" & "The Spiteful Chant"
A$AP ROCKY
LiveLoveASAP
All that talk about lyrics and controversial enlightenment through rap that we just had on Kendrick Lamar is turned around with A$AP ROCKY as he is another rapper that has mastered #IgnorantBrilliance. We don't need to be super thought provoking all day, sometimes we need to just act "Brand New" and show of the guns,weed, clothes and chicks. The thing that makes A$AP Rocky go way above all others is the fact that he's a Harlem nigga with a Houston influence and a Bone-thug flow with one of the greatest ears for beats with Clams Casino and in house producer Ty Beat$. That pretty muther fuckr definitely delivers here, all you need is "Pe$o" to know if you'll like him or not.
Stand Outs: "Pe$o" & "Demons" ( Bonus: "Brand New Guy" featuring School Boy Q is one of the top 50 songs of 2011)
Big K.R.I.T.
Return of 4eva
Big K.R.I.T. got lost in the shuffle of 2011 but it wasn't because of mediocrity it was strangely because of consistency and a solid tape from top to bottom (no homo). He belts out car anthems, strip-club raps, and conscious laments while being the rapper and the producer which is a blueprint that only K.R.I.T, Kanye and J.Cole have succeeded at. (Fuck outta here Swizz Beatz). You might be fooled and think that the tape didn't stand out but it's because the project as a whole was complete. My only gripe is that some of the tracks that were slated to make the mixtape were given away to other artist as guest verses and the beats resold.
Standouts: "The Vent " & "R4Theme Song"
Dre: "Detox isn't even real and it still sounds better than you screaming in the backgound rapping, atleast you got father hood with Alicia Keys you skinny prik"
The Roots
Undun
The Roots are consistently under the radar of the main stream and always ignored but they stay true to to the formula that has been working for them since day 1 ...."Adapt, Evolve and then Re-invent". When persons ask who are The Roots just answer "The Greatest Band" and Black Though is the most underrated lyricist of this time. The album is a concept album that follows the story of imaginary up and coming street kid Redford Stevens and his forays in life on the road. Undun is a great story and the only know is that its not bump in your car with the volumes on 100 music.
Standouts: "Tip the Scale" & "Make My"
Bonus: The Story of Redford Stevens by Rapgenius.com
Action Bronson
Dr.Lector and WellDone
Two albums in just the 2nd half of the year and what enough material to easily make 3 more albums. On the opening listen to an Action Bronson song is like listening to Ghostface killa and a chef (not raekwon the chef..... a real fkn cook) the double time flow with magnificent stories and undertones a la ghostface with numerous cooking metaphors and references as Action Bronson is actually a trained chef. Dr.Lector is the introduction of Action Bronson and he follows up with his Collabo with Static Selektah who shuts down the production on WellDone.The one gleaming trait that Action Bronson (and A$AP Rocky) has is that he doesn't waste time and effort, he gets in.... he raps.... he gets out.
Standouts: "Jerk Chicken" & "Time For Some Action"
Frank Ocean
Nostalgia, Ultra
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (OFWGKTA) might be a bunch of atheist scunts, but they have talent. Frank Ocean is one of the few (2) Odd toddlers that actually has commercial appeal that can take the masses by storm and Nostolgia, Ultra is a perfect example of this. The album plays smooth and shows of Frank Ocean's voice range. With Smash hits like "Novacane" and "Swim Good" its clear that Mr.Ocean is on the right path to stardom (singing on Watch the Throne aint bad either).
Standouts: "Swim Good" & "Novacane"
Pusha T
Fear of God I & II
Cocaine rap is beatiful when done properly and Raekwon, Ghostface, Camron and Pusha T are the elite at it. Pusha T made Kanye look like a genius as he showed the world one 1/2 of the clipse. Pusha T made a damn good mixtape in Fear Of God with the world getting the first taste of his rap as a solo artist... not as a feature or in a duo or even in the re-up gang group. He followed up later in the year with Fear of God II: Let us Pray which is basically the album version because the songs on the mixtape that had original production are present with 6 new songs. The only gripe with pusha is the length of his music and making the songs have a flow as a total project but who's mad when your issues can be fixed so easily.
Standouts: "Alone in Vegas" , "Can I live" , "Cook it down" , "Trouble on my Mind" "Amen" & "My God"
NOTABLE MENTIONS*
* I got tired of writing paragraphs for free so fuck you
Adele
21
No one has the vocal range to perform "Someone like you" flawlessly #NOFUCKINGTIME
Standout: "Someone Like You"
Dom Kennedy
From The West Side With Love II
Dom Kennedy is the WestSide leader in "Riding Round Town" Music..... makes you wanna drop the top for the Californication.
Standouts: "Dom's Prayer" & "Grinding"
Saigon
Greatest Story Never Told
This album has been in the makings forever, it came out and was still actually impressive as Just Blaze handled the bulk of the production and Saigon handled the rapping. The combination isn't mind blowing or match made in heave a la Juicy J and Lex Luger, but it works and provided one of the better albums of 2011.
Standout: "Enemies"
Casey Veggies
Sleeping in Class (deluxe)
Speaking about riding around town here comes the youngster that made the track titled riding round town.
Standouts: "I Be Over" & "Ridin' Round Town"
Common
The Dreamer, The Believer
Great Album really really great but it came too late for me to actually listen and absorb.
Standouts: "Blue Sky" & "Cloth"
Young Jeezy
Thug Motivation 103
Same issue as the Common album... I got them too late to let them soak in.
Standouts: "F.A.M.E." & ".38"
Overdoz
Live for,Die for
Actually this mixtape surprised me and is still in constant rotation but my issue is that some of the song felt slightly out of place but other than that this album is definitely one that I show off.
Stand out: "Pasadena" , "You Got Me Fucked Up" & "The Funktion"
Pac Div
The DIV
Consistent Music from the up and coming group..... definitely keep your eyes and ears out.
Standouts: "Posted" & "Top Down"
Ghostface Killa
Apollo Kids
Ghostdhini delivers but it was right at the end of 2010 so he can't be listed.
If I Forgot something hit me up.... or fuck off... We out here!!!
2011 Music Massive Vol.1
We out here ma peeps and tweeps!! 2011 was a strange year for music but as usual good music rises to the top of the glass. These are MY RECOMMENDATIONS for 2011. We range from a reggae revolution to UK dub step then back to my personal favourite "Hardcore Rap". I'll show the art work and then my take on the album/mixtape with a link to a song or two (2). Stuff your stockings and your hard drive with these.
* Click underlined songs for link. Albums are not in any order....Fuck a ranking system.... If you got problems hit me on my facebook or my twitter.
Kanye West & Jay-Z
Watch The Throne
The throne was exactly what I thought it would be; beautiful, lush, atmospheric, pioneering, different and something that normal people would have difficulty relating to because of being in a lower tax bracket. "Niggas hate ballers these days" are the words that would echo in what the album is about braggadocio and bravado rap with double entendres littered around songs. Fans expected the best album ever with this one, instead they got a top 5 album of 2011. Hard to live up to the hype when your N****s in Paris...HUUUH!?! And don't ever tell me "that shit cray" in 2012 you might get slaughtered. #AOTY
Stand outs: N****s in Paris & New Day
I know ma nigga
Juicy J & Lex Luger
Rubber Band Business 2
POWERFUL NIGGATRY AT WORK HERE!!! This mixtape is a masterpiece and can be summed up into 1 hashtag #IgnorantBrilliance. Lex Luger crafts b-e-a-u-tiful beats that basically serve 2 purposes..... 1) Go Boooooom!! in a melodic/rhythmic manner 2) assist Juicy J in making you lose brain cells in the most enjoyable way. This and Waka Flocka Flame Fozzie Bear are the only sensibly ignorant music.
"I got goons like the PresidentThat will blow up your residenceI don't give a god damn, bitchI'mma pull a chopper real quick"
Stand Outs: Zip & A Double Cup & Make it Happen
J. Cole
Cole World: The Sideline Story
J.Cole finally dropped an album after almost 3 years of being in the works. His debut is definitely a solid release but I was left unimpressed because his mixtape 'Friday Night Lights' actually sounded better....his sing songing didnt help the cause either but all in all J.Cole crafted an extremely well put together album with emotional range and substance. The stand out song is "Nobodies Perfect" which features what I think is the Ghost of Missy Elliot. Production is mostly handled by Cole himself and the album shows monster potential so hopefully more can be attained in his next release with less chips on his shoulder.
Stand Out: Nobody's Perfect
Elzhi
ELmatic
So Former SlumVillage artist and Detroit rapper Elzhi covers Nas' Illmatic and does such a masterful job that it is regarded as one of the best tapes of 2011..... who knew this would happen? In El's world, "Memory Lane" isn't reminiscing about Queens crack kingpins and seeing his man shot for a sheepskin coat; it involves watching Eminem battle at the Hip-Hop Shop and meeting J Dilla. Elmatic is an audacious move, but one that avoids sacrilege by virtue of the same talent that endeared the original to the world: pure, untestable rhyme skills. Having a great live band doing the beats also raises the bar.
Standout: Memory Lane
Stephen Marley
Revelation Vol 1: Roots of Life
Following in the footsteps of his last project 'Mind Control', Stephen Marley makes an argument that he may be the strongest Marley son at pure reggae (Damian got the Dancehall on lock) . Revelation: Roots of Life delivers an organic and richly textured sound through its 14 tracks, making it a true body of work that delivers powerful messages and encouragement for the struggling masses (“Working Ways“); depicts the harrowing residual effect of slavery (“Old Slaves“); evokes the sorrow of rejection (“She Knows Now“); conveys the disappointment of “False Friends“; in reggae’s lovers-rock tradition a duet with Melanie Fiona, “No Cigarette Smoking“; to the final track “Now I Know,” a contemplative song about moving on.
StandOut: No Cigarette Smokin
The Weeknd
House Of Balloons
House Of Balloons provides some of the darkest, deepest and most horrific sounds that are absolutely addictive. From the start Abel Tesfaye, better known as The Weeknd, makes the simplest statement " Your gonna be High for This". The album is just 9 tracks deep but the variety in sound and fomulation that each has makes it cohesive and coupling the dark production & engineering with Abel's voice is a match made in heaven. This album is the one you play when your with a girl and ready to get it on........just use a condom son.........before you get a son.
StandOuts: The Party & Loft Music
I think this is a life changing moment.......for the worst
Curre$y & Alchemist
Covert Coup
This Album follows a simple format that is a lost art "Get in, Rap, Get out". There are no skits or interludes of sorts, just mean rap lyrics from The Jet life captain over beat mystique maker The Alchemist. Some of the tracks get straight in with the flow such as "Scottie Pippen" which features Indiana native gangster Freddie Gibbs. The stand out in my opinion is "The Type" which is helped by Prodigy with the Outkast sample as the chorus "We bust raps like D-boys bust gats".
StandOuts: Scottie Pippen & The Type
Schoolboy Q and Ab-Soul
Set Backs and Longterm Mentality
A former college running back and Hoover Crip, Schoolboy ricochets off beats like he's breaking tackles, with coiled density and rugged agility. Like the title of Setbacks suggests, Quincy Handley nimbly chronicles the struggle endemic to South Central: Opening cut "Figg Get Da Money" paints a somber portrait of hookers and Colt 45, sherm on every corner and schizos from Vietnam. But he doesn't forget to take you to the party either. The narcotic bounce of "iBETiGOTSUMWEED" and "Druggy's Wit Hoes" (feat. Ab-Soul) are equally suited for dorm rooms and dope boys, while "Rolling Stone" even bounces with a Zombies sample. Often overlooked at the expense of the more well-known Hippys, Ab-Soul is an afro-rocking, absinthe-swilling, blunt-waving bundle of energy. On this year's breakthrough mixtape, Longform Mentality, he fleshes out his self-aware, loose-cannon role, claiming to be Jimi Hendrix missing "his band of gypsies and purple haze."
* I got bored and tired so I just cropped this section cause some smart people compiled exactly what I wanted. Q and Soul are a masterful combo and these songs can attest to their lyrical ability even on cliche topics such as weed and women.
StandOuts: Schoolboy Q : Fantasy & Phenomenon
Ab-Soul : Moscato & Hell Yeah
Bonus: Druggy With Hoes & Druggy With Hoes Again
And remember
Cheers Bitches!!!
We'll be back with another 9 quicker than Kim Kardashian can divorce her next husband
The green stripe represents agriculture and fertility of the country. The red stripe represents the nation's difficulty in trying to end slavery and colonialism and to achieve independence. The black represents the African heritage of the islands and yellow stands for the consistent sunshine in the Caribbean. The stars represent the islands of St. Kitts and Nevis and symbolize their liberty and hope.
The flag of St. Kitts and Nevis was adopted on September 19, 1983 when the country received independence from Britain. The country is also known as St. Christopher. The flag of St. Kitts and Nevis is based on a design submitted by local teacher Edrice Lewis in a national flag competition.
King of LA ?
"FUCK!!!!!!" - Kobe Bryant
Truer word have never been spoken by an NBA Player in the last 25 years. Kobe Bryant a.k.a Illegal Kneez b.k.a I shoot, you rebound might have just made the most quotable quote in all of quote history that sums up this off-season as a Lakers player and fan.
To keep things as simple as humanly possible I'll explain what lead to Kobe expressing so much anger and disappointment in one word. We're doing thing b*tch bullet point style cause its easier for stupid people to read and is more interesting:
Chris Paul trade to the LA Lakers is denied by the commissioner (aka vetoed by the 27 other owners)
Lamar Odom is traded to The Defending NBA Champions and LA Lakers killer.... The Dallas Mavericks for horseshit (2nd round pick and a trade exemption)
LA Lakers sign Gerald Green and Josh McRoberts................... :|
LA Clippers trade for Chris Paul. It was approved
These moves lead to Kobe being extremely disappointed.
Bad lead to worst when he saw Deandre Jordan and Blake Griffin basically toasting their glasses and LA Clipper season tickets and partial season tickets being sold out within hours of announcing the CP3 trade approval. The Little brother that consistently F***'d up (Clippers) is now perceived to be better than Big Bro (Lakers). The Lakers might be the oldest team in the Western Conference because The Spurs are actually a team of basketball zombies (Tiiiimmmmmmmmmyyyyy!!!).
The Clippers have 4 point guards in Chris Paul, Chauncey Billups, Randy Foye and Mo Williams while the Lakers have 1/2 a point guard in Derrick Fisher and Steve Blake. The Clippers have Blake Griffin, Caron Butler and DeAndre Jordan in the front court while the Lakers have Ron Artest aka Metta World Fk Around , Pau Gasol and Andrew "Injure" Bynum. Our best chance is an aging shooting guard named Kobe Bryant. And while he still is a top 10 player we must remember this season is 66 games in 120 days so no amount of (illegal) knee "projects" can have him playing 100% all season. Did I for get to mention that Not Phil Jackson aka Mike Brown is Coaching? Do you spot the Elephant in the damn room?
So Clippers Stock has jumped from 10th - 8th seed all the way up to persons, fans and experts thinking that they are not only a shoe in for the playoffs but are the Best team in LA. Chris Paul will be suiting for a better team and not receive the hate that those guys in "South Beach" got last year. There won't be suffocating expectations; after all, it's the Clippers, which means anything can go wrong at any given time. There won't be pressure, not with Clippers fans so exceedingly grateful that, for once, their favorite basketball team matters. It's the rarest of sports situations: all upside, no downside.
The Teams clumped together in the state of California are gonna have huge changes thanks to stern fucking the Lakers vetoing the Chris Paul trade and then putting his immortal enemy on Santa's nice list by handing him CP3 with a bow ontop (messin with the Lakers). Donald Sterling has always hated David Stern and everyone knows this..............except for David Stern it seems.
LOL that stupid *******, ******, vestigial ***, b*****, mudda f****....... I STILL HATE YOU STERN, but thanks for CP3 muhahahahahahaha
The Only negative is that the Clippers gave up there 2nd best player in Eric Gordon and lesser pieces in order to attain the leagues 2nd best Point Guard. The Clippers can actually trade 1 or 2 of their 4 point guards to help fill the void of Gordon, Kaman and Aminu.The Lakers might actually be interested in taking one of their hands. Even though this may only last for Two seasons as Bill Simmonds Editor in Chief of Grantland says "That's the gift of the Chris Paul trade. And if it comes with a shelf life, so be it."
I wonder if me and Kobe can hang out...... after all we both have glass knees
Across the Locker room we have the Lakers who gave away the reigning 6th man of the year in Lamar Odom to the team that swept them in the Playoffs. They drafted 2 point guards in the 2nd Round and have an aging roster. Metta World Fk Around is now our 6th man to "bolster" the bench while Matt Barnes "phyco wife beater", Luke Walton "Why u still here nigga??" and Devin Ebanks " I actually think u have a chance" fight for a starting spot. I'm a die hard Laker Nation fan but I whole heartedly agree with Kobe Byrant....... " Mother Fuck Jimmy Buss and Mitch Kupchak!!!! "
ooooooh yea.... Chauncey is most likely to get Fucked, AGAIN!!...... Kobe still spreading the love for his veteran friends