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I need a scarf cat. Pronto.

Holy crap is that a cat with a scarf??

prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: I always look respectable, darn it

yes, because orange dyed leather is absolutely the height of fashion.

prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: I always look respectable, darn it

or whatever that jacket of yours is made out of.

Naw, it ain't real leather... save the cows, and all that, right? I mean, not that cows really need saving I guess? But still. I don't wanna pass a farm and have some cow be all, whoa man that was my brother.

I always look respectable, darn it

I wonder if they ever got ridda that bird

maybe the bird made a home in edgey's neck frills

maybe it's got a little birdie family startin up

turnaboutchief replied to your post: Didja try throwin a rag over the bird’s head.

When, exactly, do you think I’ll have opportunity to both get a /rag/ and get the thing still.

Well, you got the thing around your neck, don't ya...

#turnaboutchief

Didja try throwin a rag over the bird's head.

Yanno I'd offer to help but there's somethin' about this that feels like a ploy to get Nick into a small room with a freaked-out bird so we can upload the video to youtube

themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: ...

Only one of them needs me to enter a room in which a small bird is panicking.

Yeah well Edgey already knows that like the back of his fancy, manicured hand

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themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: Nick....

I don’t think I denied that part.

Huh, fancy that.

Hey I'm just gonna email your whole contact list and tell 'em.

#themaninthenewsuit

themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: Nick. It’s nick. It’s not this guy right here,...

I SAID SMALL BIRDS

themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: Nick. It’s nick. It’s not this guy right here,...

Panicked, small birds in confined spaces. Specifically.

themaninthenewsuit replied to your post: Nick. It’s nick. It’s not this guy right here,...

That is worlds away from a well-behaved parrot on a witness…. perch …

You're typin' but all I'm seein is 'blah blah blah I'm a big scaredy cat.'

Nick. It's nick. It's not this guy right here, Nick's the guy that interrogated a parrot

You know who's good with birds

prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: ...

You know, that seems almost plausible after knowing some of the ridiculous things you’ve gotten yourself into.

I'm like the most messed up superhero ever. Except I'm too crappy to be a superhero, I'm just a really bad sidekick.

Why is this my liiiiife

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prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: Like, I...

I- How do you even manage to get in that much trouble. I don’t understand how you do these things.

I got bit by a radioactive loser when I was twelve

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prodigalprosecutor replied to your post: Like, I once started up this post about how I went...

Larry.

HELP ME

#prodigalprosecutor

Like, I once started up this post about how I went to France after this model girl once and I found myself in a museum after hours and accidentally stole a painting cause it got stuck on my jacket and fell down and what was I supposed to do leave it so I picked it up and then the police were after me and I cried on some lady's shoulder and I gave it back but I think they still think I stole it and oh my god there was a reason I didn't post this I'm going to jail

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